If you haven't seen it on Facebook, here it is for your amusement.
A Whole New World from Aladdin meets Devon/Tyser/Shawn on a rode trip.
It's pretty d
amn random but that's why it was so hilarious when we wrote it.
LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU READ SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR HOW EPIC IT SOUNDS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s
I can show you my d
ick,
Shining, glistening, splendid,
Tell me baby, now when did you last let your c
unt decide?
I will fu
ck you like Thor,
Thundering, ravenous, glory!
F
uck
ing crossways and some ways and in ways I can't describe!
My righteous c
ock!
Will make you wish you had no clue,
I'm gonna f
uck your as
s, you'll beg for death,
It'll leave you limp and screaming.
My pulsating cock!
Feeds its need to be amused,
Gripping your every breath,
while smoking meth,
Why the fu
ck's my co
ck smoking meth?
THE FU
CK IS MY COCK SMOKING METH!?!?
The walls are closing in tight,
I am fiercely exploding,
Uncontrollably without warning,
Discharge all I've got inside!
My monstrous coc
k!
Don't you dare close your eyes.
A hundred thousand loads to take!
(Hold your breath, it gets better.)
I'm like a shooting star!
I've *** so far!
Won't let you escape my fantasy!
My throbbing cock!
Every times a surprise,
With new positions to fu
ck in,
Every moment gets better,
Gallons are everywhere,
Left none to spare,
Let me share this godly cock with you.
My epic coc
k,
On it you'll sit,
Here on my dick,
I'll make you sick,
For eternityyyyy.