Iowa-Joker's Monthly"WHY SO SERIOUS?"#28 Nov 22th

[Kamig]

Well pretty much after Razor left T.T things kinda die here a bit, but then we got a few new people so Iowa is back to Brawling ^.^

Wait when did razor leave? Did he just move, or quit smash or what?


I don't check this thread as much so I miss out on things like this
inb4itsolderthantimesoyouautomaticallyfail

Would you be down for some tvc friday or saturday joker?

Where is this doubles tourney everyone is talking about at?

I'm thinking about getting back into smash again, not really super serious just for fun.

 

[~GregDang!~]

Was there going to be games tomorrow?

 

[Soran]

I'm DEFINITELY new since august.

DW Online... I don't like DW anymore. DW: Gundam 3 will be boss though.
I like the gundam games because they're, well, gundam and because units don't disappear until they're in your face and comboing you dead as they appear. DW6 ugghhhhhh at least in 2 player mode it did that. I'd rather play on hard mode too.

Naruto Shippuden: UNS2 WEEEEE! mirite?

 

[resTy]

So people who I'm housing for Nebraskon, bring towels if you need a shower.
Last time, it looked like someone took a shit and whipped their ass with a towel.
It was quite disgusting. I don't know who it was but my mom didn't approve.
So yeah, bring your own towels and we'll be good.

Also, take showers when we get back from the convention at night please.
Everyone scrambling in the morning gets somewhat hectic and having no hot water in the morning caused a bit of a commotion with my sister and mom who work mornings.

 

[PortCity]

@Everyone: Yeah, I reserved the spot. We can setup show, same time, 6:00.

 

[Joker490Frozen]

Wait when did razor leave? Did he just move, or quit smash or what?

He left a while back and got a job as a teacher. I think he still plays Smash but not sure if he has anyone up there to play with other than Zash.

Would you be down for some tvc friday or saturday joker?

Yeah I'll be down for some games either of those days which by the way Ngamer if you have nothing plan you should come down and play with us or anyone wanting to play Brawl too ^.^

Where is this doubles tourney everyone is talking about at?

It's at Sekou's Club House which is on Nov. 14th, there's a tourney at Kohoka on the 13th but not sure if we are going >.<
Also is just Smash and Power Stone otherwise you will have to talk to Sekou about anything else and please do to avoid problems since the Club House is not really his and is just reserving it for the tourney.

 

[gantrain05]

oh man, theres another tourney in kahoka?? thats rad yo. i haven't seen those guys in a long time. but yeah i doubt i could even make it there. but like i said, im def gonna be there for the dubs tourney so watch out cuz i plan on winning dammit

 

[MegaRobMan]

I don't know who it was but my mom didn't approve.

Sorry I couldn't find the toilet paper.

inb4hasrobeverbeentotysers?

 

[Gamegenie222]

oh man, theres another tourney in kahoka?? thats rad yo. i haven't seen those guys in a long time. but yeah i doubt i could even make it there. but like i said, im def gonna be there for the dubs tourney so watch out cuz i plan on winning dammit

Eggz might show up at that Kahoka tourney if there is enough interest for melee so I hyped about it.

 

[Blank Mauser]

I won't be at games today. I got things to do.

Also I am not sure if I will be at Nebraskon anymore either, but we shall see.

 

[gantrain05]

games goin on today? where at? i might try to get a newbie who wants to learn to play to show up to meet u guys cuz i think he might be kinda intimidated.

 

[Euclid]

Eggz is tryin to get his dick wet or something lol. No chance that guy would come to the Midwest for something like a Melee side event...

 

[Nicole]

so you guys do know about the kahoka tournament! alright!! you should try to make it :D

i asked eggss to come! (but he probably wont get his d!ck wet, haha)

i really do think he's serious about showing up though.

 

[Jayford]

Eggz is tryin to get his dick wet or something lol. No chance that guy would come to the Midwest for something like a Melee side event...

QFT...

10qfts....

 

[Trent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6niWxeNg9Q

 

[gantrain05]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6niWxeNg9Q

i really like the background/foreground/weather effects it makes it look really nice, but what do i know, the last sonic i played was sonic 2 lol

 

[Trent]

The physics are based off Sonic 2. It was really fun to play.

 

[Gamegenie222]

so you guys do know about the kahoka tournament! alright!! you should try to make it :D

i asked eggss to come! (but he probably wont get his d!ck wet, haha)

i really do think he's serious about showing up though.

I dont care I'll play Eggz just for the sake of playing him even though this will probaly happen to me in smash form.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8lBspqKtlc&feature=related

 

[resTy]

If Eggz goes to Kahoka, I'll try to be there assuming Trent goes and is willing to take me for a ride and if I'm still playing Smash after this weekend -.- Serious thoughts about quitting forever.

 

[Blank Mauser]

i really like the background/foreground/weather effects it makes it look really nice, but what do i know, the last sonic i played was sonic 2 lol

Yeah I played the demo yesterday. The graphics are beautiful, even at fastest settings.

It was fun to play with accurate physics in 3D graphics for once.

 

[Trent]

I like Sonic 4. But..

How come two guys in a basement can produce a better game then Sega?

 

[Gamegenie222]

I like Sonic 4. But..

How come two guys in a basement can produce a better game then Sega?

Cause their not influenced by greed and want to return Sonic to his formal glory after several years of suckage from Sega unlike them.

 

[Blank Mauser]

If Eggz goes to Kahoka, I'll try to be there assuming Trent goes and is willing to take me for a ride and if I'm still playing Smash after this weekend -.- Serious thoughts about quitting forever.

You can't quit smash until I beat you in a money match **** it.

Kahoka was da bess tourney ever. I don't know how much of Iowa is planning to go though.

 

[gantrain05]

yeah kahoka was def the most fun tourney, it would be awesome to go again

 

[Kamig]

Hey joker what time do you want me to come over?

Also do you have a copy of tvc or do I need to bring mine? Do you still have your psp? If so we should totally play stuff on that lol, dbz tenkaichi tag team just came out, and gundam vs. gundam next plus is always fun, or we could play co-op mgs peacewalker.

 

[Bonehimer]

Hey joker what time do you want me to come over?

Also do you have a copy of tvc or do I need to bring mine? Do you still have your psp? If so we should totally play stuff on that lol, dbz tenkaichi tag team just came out, and gundam vs. gundam next plus is always fun, or we could play co-op mgs peacewalker.

Just show when ever, I am interested in this gundamu game.

 

[PortCity]

@Everyone: Jake wants to know if people are up to play tomorrow (Sunday). He is available from 11-4? Would people be there to play if he shows up at 12? I will be able to come at 2.

 

[gantrain05]

@Everyone: Jake wants to know if people are up to play tomorrow (Sunday). He is available from 11-4? Would people be there to play if he shows up at 12? I will be able to come at 2.

if he wants to swing by and pick me up, i need to get back in the game lol

 

[MegaRobMan]

Thugz/GG222/I are leaving for Jokers tomorrow at like 9 a.m.

 

[PortCity]

LOL to that madness we called a crew battle yesterday. HAHAHA....the highlight was GameGenie sucessfully laser and phantasm spamming greg only to jump off the cliff, not once, but twice....hahahahahahahaha...he singlehandedly took our lead and Falcon Punched it! :-D

 

[resTy]

 

[Afrayail]

Dear god, Tyser,

reaching new levels of epic nerd every day.

 

[Gamegenie222]

What the hell just straight out say It I don't want figure out the Unown.

edit: I figured it out and **** crews. They can go eat a ****.

 

[Blank Mauser]

That took way too long to read lmao.

 

[gantrain05]

someone translate that post, i reaaaaaaally don't want to have to decode it, but for some reason im very curious as to what it says.......even tho its tyser king of trolls and probably says nothing all that important .......

 

[MegaRobMan]

post videos so I can lol gamegenie

Edit: something like this "I heard crews were lols, when the videos are online ship it bizlatch".

 

[gantrain05]

haha yeah crews were.........comical at best lol. don't worry gamegenie i still have some faith in you, you play brawl falco like i play melee falco lmao

 

[Gamegenie222]

haha yeah crews were.........comical at best lol. don't worry gamegenie i still have some faith in you, you play brawl falco like i play melee falco lmao

But my melee Falco is better than my brawl Falco despite I have trouble with wavedashing out of shine sometimes.

edit: stuff happens when you're trying to retreat lasers and phantasm but you push a little too far on the control stick and you sideb off the stage.

 

[resTy]

If you haven't seen it on Facebook, here it is for your amusement.

A Whole New World from Aladdin meets Devon/Tyser/Shawn on a rode trip.
It's pretty damn random but that's why it was so hilarious when we wrote it.

LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU READ SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR HOW EPIC IT SOUNDS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

I can show you my dick,
Shining, glistening, splendid,
Tell me baby, now when did you last let your cunt decide?

I will fuck you like Thor,
Thundering, ravenous, glory!
Fucking crossways and some ways and in ways I can't describe!

My righteous cock!
Will make you wish you had no clue,
I'm gonna fuck your ass, you'll beg for death,
It'll leave you limp and screaming.

My pulsating cock!
Feeds its need to be amused,
Gripping your every breath,
while smoking meth,
Why the fuck's my cock smoking meth?
THE FUCK IS MY COCK SMOKING METH!?!?

The walls are closing in tight,
I am fiercely exploding,
Uncontrollably without warning,
Discharge all I've got inside!

My monstrous cock!
Don't you dare close your eyes.
A hundred thousand loads to take!
(Hold your breath, it gets better.)

I'm like a shooting star!
I've *** so far!
Won't let you escape my fantasy!

My throbbing cock!
Every times a surprise,
With new positions to fuck in,
Every moment gets better,

Gallons are everywhere,
Left none to spare,
Let me share this godly cock with you.

My epic cock,
On it you'll sit,
Here on my dick,
I'll make you sick,
For eternityyyyy.

 

[Mushroomring]

If you haven't seen it on Facebook, here it is for your amusement.

A Whole New World from Aladdin meets Devon/Tyser/Shawn on a rode trip.
It's pretty damn random but that's why it was so hilarious when we wrote it.

LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU READ SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR HOW EPIC IT SOUNDS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

I can show you my dick,
Shining, glistening, splendid,
Tell me baby, now when did you last let your cunt decide?

I will fuck you like Thor,
Thundering, ravenous, glory!
Fucking crossways and some ways and in ways I can't describe!

My righteous cock!
Will make you wish you had no clue,
I'm gonna fuck your ass, you'll beg for death,
It'll leave you limp and screaming.

My pulsating cock!
Feeds its need to be amused,
Gripping your every breath,
while smoking meth,
Why the fuck's my cock smoking meth?
THE FUCK IS MY COCK SMOKING METH!?!?

The walls are closing in tight,
I am fiercely exploding,
Uncontrollably without warning,
Discharge all I've got inside!

My monstrous cock!
Don't you dare close your eyes.
A hundred thousand loads to take!
(Hold your breath, it gets better.)

I'm like a shooting star!
I've *** so far!
Won't let you escape my fantasy!

My throbbing cock!
Every times a surprise,
With new positions to fuck in,
Every moment gets better,

Gallons are everywhere,
Left none to spare,
Let me share this godly cock with you.

My epic cock,
On it you'll sit,
Here on my dick,
I'll make you sick,
For eternityyyyy.

this should be shipped at either aura's or perkins