If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Tacel]

Water type Pokémon.

 

[smashfan666]

Craft a diamond sword.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Look at his toast and question why theres a arrow on it.

 

[VelociLink]

Electric-type Pokémon (i.e. Jolteon with Thunder)

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Put a pretty girl nearby and get him off my case.

 

[smashfan666]

stab at it and take it's feathers

once it dies

 

[DtJ S2n]

Turn his convenient arrow towards him. And then launch it.

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

Neko Sugar Girls. Lots of them.

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

 

[#HBC | Laundry]

undefeatable

 

[DtJ S2n]

Mmm, four hot Hitoshi-kuns for the price of one desu?

 

[Asdioh]

Mother of god I would fight. Look at that derp face above me. For America, for JUSTICE! I would fight!

 

[#HBC | Ryker]

I'd call a certain Santa.

 

[MPH Deku]

Get the joke as fast as I can. D:

 

[Alien Vision]

Say ''Needs more mustache''. Wait, won't that make it worse?

 

[smashfan666]

point the space colony ARK's cannon at it.

 

[MPH Deku]

Give him some eyedrops.

Poor guy just has contact problems is all. :<

 

[Link2thelost90]

Make my Dusknoir into my epic Bobyguard.

 

[MPH Deku]

Chase him away with rabid fangirls.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Play this

 

[MPH Deku]

Act at all friendly or sociable.

 

[Kantrip]

Break their post combo with link2thelost90

 

[smashfan666]

hold up a cross and spray him with holy water.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Ready my Pikachu's chaingrab.

 

[MPH Deku]

....uh....team him up with an optimistic farm boy?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get a kitty, make a trap involving the kitty and a create, wait for it to take the bait, trigger trap, toss create into the ocean.

 

[Yonder]

Show him some anime and make him jelous or other anime characters until he suicide

 

[MPH Deku]

Go invisible! >.<

 

[smashfan666]

pull a "stay back! or the puppy gets it!" with a can of raid.

 

[MPH Deku]

Gimp his recovery in Final Destination. :T

 

[Link2thelost90]

SD cause its always the best solution.

 

[MPH Deku]

Gimp his recovery on Final Destinartion too!

I imagine he works like Marth.

 

[Link2thelost90]

pick marth, air-release, abuse the fact that she is like Wario with air releases, then Sweetspot spike.

 

[MPH Deku]

Utilize the many recovery moves granted by Warioesqueness to have him chase me under the stage to his doom. :3

 

[Link2thelost90]

Pick the mexican marshmellow meta knight.

 

[MPH Deku]

Rage quit. D|

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Staring contest. I'll get Damon Gant to help me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Pacify him with the promise of masks!

 

[Kantrip]

Exist in the real world, where anime can't harm you.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Exist in the real world, where video game characters can't harm you.