If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[smashfan666]

get the biscuits.

 

[DtJ S2n]

(assuming this is pharoah man) Point a big flashlight at him.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Give the girl what she wants and plead.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hide in the no-ponies allowed part of Walmart.

 

[smashfan666]

have Stunfisk use thunderbolt

 

[Yonder]

Sneeze and not say robutussen, thus causing a disease >:]

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Get Mario.

 

[Kantrip]

I would remove all ounces of friendship from the world.

 

[smashfan666]

skin his ***.

Sneeze and not say robutussen, thus causing a disease >:]

how would that stop a robot -- let alone a FRIGGIN' STARDROID DOOMSDAY WEAPON -- unless said disease was roboenza?

 

[Link2thelost90]

^ use this

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Kill it with fire.

 

[smashfan666]

send it to the glue factory.

^ use this

*gasp* DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT, PEOPLE! OR YOU'LL TURN INTO-

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

kill it with water

 

[Link2thelost90]

Eat Thor's hammerburger
which is..Shockingly tasty

 

[DtJ S2n]

Stealth Rocks! Too easy.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Try to make the same face as her then stare at her with the same look. (and possibly make a staring contest out if it)

 

[smashfan666]

stick him in a poison gas-filled room with a gasmask & keycard at 1 hp

 

[Link2thelost90]

Ask him if he'd like to play a video game or two before attempting to kill me.

 

[MK26]

poke him in his good eye

 

[Link2thelost90]

Change the Z in Zero to H so instead of trying to kill me she'll saves me (or anyone else) whenever we're in danger.

 

[Kantrip]

Falcon punch the burning cigar right down his throat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would play an instrument (you know, like in DK64?).

 

[smashfan666]

call tails doll, dora the explorer, and the devil himself to frighten that thing back into hell.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Eat my last of my meal...then surprise attack him by shooting Super hot sauce (even though I wouldn't actually eat hot sauce or apply it to anything generally) in his eyes.

 

[Kewkky]

I'd flick off all the breakers. LET'S SEE YOU KILL ME NOW.

 

[Kantrip]

I'd wear a lab coat and a protective mask.

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd use a hovering method of transportation and use my peanut gun the creature.

 

[DtJ S2n]

I'd

 

[Gatlin]

Looks to already be afraid of me, didn't even have to do anything

 

[Link2thelost90]

Claim to be smarter than the average bear.

 

[JOE!]

Id bring lots of spaghetti

 

[Link2thelost90]

Be the rival who get the opposite type (in my favor) of the player.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd shine a flashlight in his eyes.

THERE. I brought a light.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Make sure I brought it a snack.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

I'd be scared shizless.

 

[Kantrip]

I would un...plug it?

Spoiler

image by ~baka-momo of deviantart

OH GAWD NO ITS STILL MOVING!!1!1!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Donkey Punch it

 

[Kantrip]

Make it ready Yoshi bed-time story.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Jump in it and hope nothing bad happens.

 

[smashfan666]

hold a mirror in front of myself