If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[Pie of Smash]

Call in a flock of nuclear seagulls.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Send him to cry "WEE WEE WEE" all the way home.

 

[UberMario]

Remind him that he was in the abomination that was Sonic '06.

 

[Kantrip]

Hold out an innocent plumber to take the shrinking in size for me.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Wish I knew what to do If the creature in the avatar of the person above me tried to kill me.

 

[Scinn]

run for mah dear life

 

[jungle man]

swing it around by its tail.

 

[smashfan666]

stab him 3 times and use a silver arrow.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Take all his crabs hostage.

 

[The Star King]

Laugh. Then steal his hat and wear it for myself.

 

[UberMario]

Steal his stolen hat, light it on fire, and then give it back while it is still covered in flames.

 

[Kantrip]

Run it over with a lawnmower.

 

[smashfan666]

give it a proper burial... in cement...

 

[jungle man]

make him watch the boring kind of educational television.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Go on a journey, defeat the bosses, gather power ups and equipment, obtain the Master Sword and then wait just outside of his castle till he dies of boredom.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I will rate him 1/10 in the avatar rating game.

(lulz jk)

 

[3mmanu3lrc]

Shoot him right in the forehead and make him a third red eye.

 

[Kantrip]

Reflector shield.

 

[DtJ S2n]

Is that the ghost thing that chases you on the carts in DKC2? If so, they're kinda really invincible and I doubt I can handle it. If not, then I would get one of those ghost things that chase you on the carts from DKC2.

Those ghost things are MEAN.

 

[smashfan666]

beat it in a staring contest, first to blink loses.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Use stealth camo so neither him or beyblade can find me.

 

[Scinn]

steal his hat and beat him silly with it.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Force Feed him dog food then somehow get Shoop Da whooped by Wolf.

 

[smashfan666]

use silver tomahawk.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get all 7 of the Chaos Emeralds, then throw each individual emerald at his head..but keep the last one cause giving him all 7 of the emeralds to him would be a dumb idea.

 

[Kantrip]

Get all 7 of the Dragon Balls, then throw each individual ball at his head..but keep the last one cause giving him all 7 of the balls to him would be a dumb idea.

@Sold2
Yeah, it's the ghost from the roller coaster levels in DKC2

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get all 7 of the Star Sprites...But keep all 7 of them cause throwing them would be a dumb idea.

Spoiler

Then use all their powers on it after using the star beam to make it vulnerable to the attacks.

 

[smashfan666]

use the book of koridai.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get Ganon cause Ganon can handle any problem.

Spoiler

Ganon4president

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'll DEmote him to scrrrrrub-monkey third class!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Run away.

 

[Roller]

Expect him to keep his eyes closed and hope for the best.

 

[majora_787]

Kill it with fire.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Kill it with water. (You know, since he's using fire)

 

[Kantrip]

Use grains of sand to cover up his incredibly small pupils so he can't see and then hide from him.

 

[smashfan666]

RUN. RUN AND NOT LOOK BACK. RUN AND ACKNOWLEDGE ONLY THAT i WiLL BE SAFE AS LONG AS i KEEP RUNNiNG.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Write my will.

 

[Tacel]

I'd take his hat.
That's a damn fine hat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would feed her a nice, juicy Tacel.

 

[VelociLink]

Give him Majora's Mask and hope that makes him happy.