If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[MPH Deku]

Exist in the real world, where Shigeru Miyamoto can't harm you.

....wait, what?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Chaos Controll into Falcon Pawnch combo.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

i would try to run but probably woudnt make it far...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would make a dead baby joke.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hide under a rock he'll never find my there.
But first things first, I gotta get rid of these Rock Lobsters living there fist.

 

[Kantrip]

Make sure you can't get rid of those Rock Lobsters living there fist.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Toss the Rock Lobsters at it so it has to get rid if those Rock Lobsters and attempt to find another rock preferably one with a certain pink starfish under it.

 

[MPH Deku]

...wear a cooler hat?

I think he's wearing a hat. >x>

 

[Link2thelost90]

Make it get confused on whether my avi is wearing a hat or not. =D

 

[MPH Deku]

Stab him with knives so that I can stop being concerned over his hattyness. D|

 

[Link2thelost90]

Survive the encounter just to troll him/her with my existence and hatty

 

[StealthyGunnar]

take off ur avi's hat.

 

[MPH Deku]

Get Mothra on is ***. >:o

 

[StealthyGunnar]

lol mothra in the games suck so bad! anyways...

i would cut off ur avi's hair >:D

 

[MPH Deku]

She's good in the movies!

...but anyway maybe getting Godzilla to do some parenting would be better.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get super hot coffee then "accidentally" toss it on her face to wake her up.

 

[MPH Deku]

Apply water

 

[Link2thelost90]

make a falcon pun.

 

[MPH Deku]

...ask if he wants to get coffee? |D

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'll hypnotize the entire population her into accepting me as the suprrrreme potato.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Steal his hypno-shades and cap.

 

[MPH Deku]

Make s'mores! :D

 

[RuNNing Riot]

Scream, "Yandere!" and pull out a pistol.

 

[smashfan666]

Scream "Zombies!" and pull out an H-Bomb.

 

[MPH Deku]

Scream "Do a barrel roll!" and press B to fire a bomb.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Tell her to try are barrel rolls freshly made from Falco's bread.
Mai bread ;-;

 

[Alien Vision]

Hide in a building that doesn't look like it's from an anime.

 

[MPH Deku]

Dream my way into the building and stab whatever that thing is.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Take her knife/knives away.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Stomp him out with my FOOT.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Spray him with a highly pressured water hose.

Cuz that's what I'd do to all black people.

 

[MPH Deku]

Cut the power. :3

 

[Link2thelost90]

Sleep and hope i'll still be alive by tomorrow.

 

[Kantrip]

Take away his abillity to go super saiyan

 

[MPH Deku]

Brambles .

 

[smashfan666]

hide in one of the smuggling compartments in my house.

 

[Segastorm]

pledge my allegiance to him

 

[MPH Deku]

Be a Gordo.

 

[Segastorm]

throw by book at her and use what Tae Kwon DO I know to win!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Tell him that breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck so he won't throw them at me.