If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[MPH Deku]

Pokeball, goooooooo!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Let pokeball move three times, then break free to annoy her after using her only master ball after she already used 100 ultra balls, 900 great balls and 9001 pokeballs.

 

[Rychu]

Easy, I use my magic powers to kill it

 

[MPH Deku]

Go into the audience an piledrive his father? :3

 

[Segastorm]

Two words: Chaos Control!!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Give him amnesia and paint him black with red stripes.

 

[Dru2]

*grabs masterball*

 

[Segastorm]

*brings black arms back to life*

 

[smashfan666]

remind it that, even through violence, it will never get into canon.

 

[Segastorm]

challenge it to a disco dance contest(as segastorm)

 

[Alien Vision]

Spam the 502 error.

 

[Segastorm]

call King Arthur and his knights of the round table

 

[Kantrip]

Fly/run away faster than it. It's not blue so it's slow

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Sick Rainbow Brite on it. Rainbows don't belong on Rhinos.

 

[Segastorm]

Chaos.....Blast!!!

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

I'd use your move... Chaos Control!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Speak louder so he can hear me.

 

[Dru2]

Machamp, i choose you! (fighting > dark )

 

[MPH Deku]

Apparently promising muffins halfway around the world would keep me safe for a little while. |o

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

I'd give her mint chocolate chip ice cream and dumbfounded by this unexpected turn of kindness despite her to put it lightly, highly aggressive stance against me, will, after eating said ice cream, join forces with me to take on the poster below.

 

[Segastorm]

*uses all 7 chaos emeralds*

what now *******

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I dodge him until his time as Super Sonic runs out.

 

[MPH Deku]

Eat the purple thing on his head!

 

[Segastorm]

Beat her in a staring contest.

 

[Alien Vision]

Put up a stop sign.

 

[MPH Deku]

Tame and ride it, obviously. :D

 

[Kantrip]

Trap it in a barrel.

 

[smashfan666]

get the bug spray.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Fight it off with jar-a-tay!

 

[MPH Deku]

Open a bottomless pit right beneath him.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Eat fish in front of her.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Give her a CD.

 

[Segastorm]

Offer him chocolate.

 

[MPH Deku]

Make him copy really bad moves then kick his ***. :3

 

[Segastorm]

Drain the ocean.

 

[MPH Deku]

Surprise him by slithering on land then skewer him. |P

 

[Segastorm]

Yawn, time to end this

Chaos.....Rift!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Get Sonic to kill him first.

 

[MPH Deku]

Steal whatever it is she's eating! And never give it back!

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

I don't think taking her food..would help xD

Scare her away with a fishing pole.