If the creature in the avatar of the person above you tried to kill you...

[smashfan666]

expose him to direct sunlight.

 

[MPH Deku]

...expose him to direct sunlight? :x

 

[StealthyGunnar]

steal her... clothes? no1 would want to kill me if they r naked! lol

 

[Segastorm]

laser attack.

 

[MPH Deku]

Scan weakness, be untouchable.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Do something similar to this

 

[Vinylic.]

Give her tea.

 

[smashfan666]

glue factory

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Stuff it. My gran has loves stuffed cats.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Reset while he lectures me about resetting
Rinse and repeat
???
profit

 

[Vinylic.]

Give her tea.

 

[Gatlin]

Ponies aint a thang

LANDMASTER!!

 

[Vinylic.]

"Can't let you do that, Starbucks"

 

[MPH Deku]

Introduce her to WoW. :3

 

[Jonas]

Idk, kick her or something.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Offer him a drink and discuss whatever problems we may have with each other in a civilized fashion before the situation escalates to the point of him wanting to kill me.

 

[MPH Deku]

Introduce her to the can opener.

 

[Vinylic.]

Give her tea.











Then kiss her.

 

[MPH Deku]

Kiss back! While at the same time uploading a virus to her computer kthnx.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Hug her, secretly place C4 on her, get a safe distance away and then watch it rain blood.

 

[Vinylic.]

Give her a love pill potion.

 

[MPH Deku]

Muffin screen saver?

Spoiler

*doesn't know if that's the right pony*

 

[Vinylic.]

Give her Takoyaki.

 

[smashfan666]

again, glue factory.

 

[MPH Deku]

Garlic garlic garlic.

 

[Segastorm]

*Creepy voice* Why so serious?

*comes with knife*

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Run away, theres no way in hell a head could keep up with me.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Use a gun. It beats flaming sword.

 

[smashfan666]

erase game data in memory card and sell game to someone else

 

[Segastorm]

give him another victm for his cause

 

[MPH Deku]

Erase tool!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Falcon Punch solves all of life's problems.

 

[MPH Deku]

Upload a virus onto him!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Give her immortality then use the fine print in the contract to make her my slave for as long as she lives.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Put gum in her hair

 

[Segastorm]

Hack so he's not his normal self

 

[smashfan666]

 

[Link2thelost90]

Still his fang to open cans.

 

[MPH Deku]

Use a logical paradox.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Ask if could have her ascot.