Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[z00ted]

Xyro:

DO NOT MAKE ME A MEME DAMMIT *** BICH *** HOE BAG

Illmatic:

Too late.
You did it to yourself, really. Brought it upon yourself.

Xyro:

How?!!??!

Illmatic:

Your mere existence.
I'm back and am going to claim the Houston thread as mine.
I already have a slew of hipster followers due to my cunning scheme of disposing Radiohead in their hands early on. With these pictures set as our avatars, we will reveal you as the true joke you truly are. Simple, boring, monotonous, weak, and low tier. Ashamed, you will finally banish yourself from the houston thread and smash altogether. You've overstayed your welcome, and this is what you've always truly wanted. My reign will be glorious, artistic, and infinite.

Xyro: Sorry dude, but you can never become me. Im far too creative. All u can do is copy.

Illmatic: Yeah, like stealing multiple gifs/jpgs from various websites is creative. And I'm not trying to become something as worthless as you, as if I did not already express that enough in my previous message. The Houston thread has already stooped itself down far enough to the likes of you. The future, while under my rule, will be the rebirth of smash.

 

[Eddie G]

Future of Smash under Illmatic's rule: Everybody play Kirby because nobody plays Kirby.

 

[z00ted]

Future of Smash under Illmatic's rule: Everybody play Kirby because nobody plays Kirby.

http://youtu.be/axWsbQhNCs0

 

[Nike.]

Wait, is leaf caption neckbeard?
P4, do something about this.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Xyro is captain neckbeard.

 

[CY]

Illmatic:

Too late.
You did it to yourself, really. Brought it upon yourself.

You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is that you do it to yourself
Just you and no one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself

THE BENDS

 

[Player-4]

Wait, is leaf caption neckbeard?
P4, do something about this.

I did, just look at my avatar/title

WAHAHAHAHAHA

EAT IT YA WET SALMON FLAVORED VANILLA SNIFFIN' DRESS WEARIN' PARROT EATIN' GOAT LICKIN' MOTHA BICHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Illmatic/p4 are banned from the next 200 hobos/whobos. Tallman is banned for the rest of his life.

 

[Player-4]

Too bad... YOU DON'T RUN HOBOS

SYNC DOES YA FART FACE

 

[z00ted]

Suck my pallet town!

WAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

I didn't wanna announce this on Captain NeckBeards watch but I guess I need to say it before I forget about it. After HOBO 38, I'm retiring the HOBO name. HOBO has fought in 38 battles sailed the 7 seas for over 4 years now and I feel it's time to sink the bloody lass(its captain will go down with the ship) and allow the future of tournament worthy ships to sail on(the USS Battle Network).

 

[CY]

y helo thar i liek avngrs

 

[z00ted]

I didn't wanna announce this on Captain NeckBeards watch but I guess I need to say it before I forget about it. After HOBO 38, I'm retiring the HOBO name. HOBO has fought in 38 battles sailed the 7 seas for over 4 years now and I feel it's time to sink the bloody lass(its captain will go down with the ship) and allow the future of tournament worthy ships to sail on(the USS Battle Network).

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

............welp

 

[z00ted]

you can see the sea in the reflection of his glasses
what a happy texan, knowing the captain has drowned

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

.......................

 

[CY]

you can see the sea in the reflection of his glasses
what a happy texan, knowing the captain has drowned

 

[RT]

No more Hobo?
















I guess I'm sad.

 

[sheikamaru]

What's going on

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Read the past 5 pages

 

[heytallman]

Illmatic/p4 are banned from the next 200 hobos/whobos. Tallman is banned for the rest of his life.

Oh dear, this is signature worthy. GOOD THING I DON'T ENTER HOBOS/WHOBOS YOU CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRY FLAVORED NECK BEARDED POOP FACED RAIN BOW TROUT BICH!

 

[Zano]

The hipster revolution from the ancient mayan prophecies has finally come to pass.

Welp, time to abort the thread.

 

[derkapalooza]

38 hobos. And I never made it to a single one :C

 

[Fliphopper]

Anything going on tomorrow?

 

[Sync.]

All of this is a tragedy. All of it

 

[Zano]

is anything else gonna take place of hobo? Is Battle Network going to be the next big thing in houston?

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Tbh, HOBO stopped being a big thing a long time ago. That's partly why I'm ending it. I'd rather sink it myself than have it sink over time(it may already have).

 

[Fliphopper]

It stopped being big after hobo 12

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Let me ask you something.

Did you know hobo 12 was 25 HOBOs and MULTIPLE years ago? Did you know the majority of smashers here don't know you nor your win at that event? Did you know that 99% of your post relive HOBO 12?

FlipHop..........

HOBO 12 is OVER. Your day in the lime light is OVER. For the love of whatever you find holy, DROP IT!

 

[Fliphopper]

50 dollar money match.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Umm why? What will Beating a low tier character and a person who doesn't play prove?

 

[RT]

Proves he's a hustler.

 

[Fliphopper]

Nothing. Nobody calls me out.

 

[Sinister Slush]

I didn't wanna announce this on Captain NeckBeards watch but I guess I need to say it before I forget about it. After HOBO 38, I'm retiring the HOBO name. HOBO has fought in 38 battles sailed the 7 seas for over 4 years now and I feel it's time to sink the bloody lass(its captain will go down with the ship) and allow the future of tournament worthy ships to sail on(the USS Battle Network).

you can see the sea in the reflection of his glasses
what a happy texan, knowing the captain has drowned

I wonder if I regret doing this edit...

 

[Zano]

oh dear

 

[KRDsonic]

Going through random moosic with friend, see one of my old videos from my previous youtube account popping up, decide to go through feed for account.
See this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CeuW2VQ1U

I commented on this almost 4 years ago... I feel old.

Oh hey, that's one of my videos from HOBO 12.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Flip, that wasn't a callout. Its a fact, jack.

 

[Fliphopper]

I realized who you are now lol. If you wasa random it would be war. You've been through all my hobos. I show respect

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

LOL it's me xyro. Relax

 

[Fliphopper]

Lol yeah. Read the context clues. Only a few can bash my hobo 12 prime moment.