Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Nike.]

Whoever's coming to Woodlawn this weekend, stay a night at my place for once

 

[Sync.]

I can't have BN next week because I'm going to Austin for my sister's graduation. Sorry I could have one Friday but it'd be a night one!

Also, Nike my carpool needs housing tomorrow!

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

The reason why Avengers was so good was because we had the real life THOR sitting behind us in the theater. Hes SOOOOOOOO hot.

[collapse=Look at the top left to see the ALMIGHTY THOR]

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MAYBE YOU DIDNT NOTICE HIM????!!!?!?!?

[collapse=Hi! My name is Thorzy]

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[ToferTheHuman]

I may have a new avi.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

hahahahhahaha i would **** my pants if that became peoples avi

 

[RT]

What kind of pose is Trela doing?

I don't even

 

[heytallman]

 

[CY]

MMMMMMMMMMM Galaxy Nexus.

 

[z00ted]

MMMMMMMMMMM Galaxy Nexus.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Tallman, you're dead meat, pal

 

[Sinister Slush]

Going through random moosic with friend, see one of my old videos from my previous youtube account popping up, decide to go through feed for account.
See this,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CeuW2VQ1U

I commented on this almost 4 years ago... I feel old.

 

[RT]

Very, very avatar worthy...

 

[Player-4]

HERP in my DERP

 

[Fliphopper]

HERP in my DERP

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

HERP in my DERP

 

[RT]

Rob Schneider is...

XYRO Lovely Smis!

Rated R.

 

[Player-4]

Btw I'd be down for a Friday BN

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

dude wtf.................

 

[heytallman]

Wonderful.

Also, Allan, you have yet to prove to me your end of he bet. My beard is still intact and waiting to be shaved, big boy.

 

[RT]

That face...needs Xyro memes...

 

[Gnes]

Rt, stop slacking off at work!!!

 

[heytallman]

That face...needs Xyro memes...

Your wish is my command:

 

[RT]

Rt, stop slacking off at work!!!

I'm not.

 

[Maharba the Mystic]

yes tallman!

 

[RT]

Can you do that meme so that it zooms in on Xyro's face slowly then shows a pic with his face photoshopped over the other faces?

 

[Eddie G]

****ing hipsters and their elevator music.

I so wish I had Loki's hair from the Avengers. That **** is slick as hell!

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

This might be the worst day if my life.

 

[z00ted]

Avengers is the BEST!

 

[Eddie G]

Better than the REST!

 

[z00ted]

..................no

 

[Eddie G]

Put your sister to the TEST!

Oh wait...****

 

[z00ted]

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Xyro is the new Nike.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Illmatic, this is your last day on earth.

 

[z00ted]

Indeed it is, Captain Neckbeard! But the tale of my Zair will live on, and it is even MORE legendary.


Its all started in 1471 when Adolf Kim Jong Benito Obama created Ultimate Super StarCraft 7: Return of the Jedi: Arcade Edition(rumble included). I picked up the game from HEB, played it on my PlayStation 9 and accidentally pressed L+R+start+select+Q at the same time with my peg leg(World War 3 took my leg). In that very instant, an electric shock crawled through my wiimote, into my right hand and all the way to my left hand. I stuck my left arm out and this blue-ish white light came out of my finger nails to collide together and form this 10 foot chain thingy. I was so scared that i pooped my pants!!!! Anyways, as the chunks slowly dripped down my leg, the name of this phenomenon was whispered into my ear by the smash gods. They said "dkfvhszkerqwrbfjdhbfjehrbekrjvwrhblrtnbertjgkerbh wgeyrueytgskrebkb!" I dont speak russian so i got on ebay.com and translated the message. The results were ASTOUNDING. It simply said "zair".

 

[Gnes]

Lmaoooo i love u illmatic

something is wrong with your head

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Illmatic, you take my zair story. You take my gifs. You take my classic ".........no" response.

I will take your life(not noah)

 

[UltimateRazer]

Lmao flip wtf

I thought Allan wrote that before but if not....bravo.

 

[Captain NeckBeard]

Yea I wrote the story to RT or Illmatic and now Illmatic is trying to be me. It won't last long. He's not that creative. I am a pool of endless creation.

 

[RT]

I am a pool of endless creation.

The pic says otherwise.