Xyro77
Unity Ruleset Committee Member
RAZER just sent me this thru PM. WTF is wrong with this kid?!?!?!?!?!?!
Once upon a time in the middle of a giant field, there lived a magical cook named Xyro. He was a plump man from all the cookies he ate. He felt the grass swirl around him. For some reason, wherever he walked, wind swirled grass, flowers, and cookie dough. Xyro was very content with his life on the prairie.
Over time, Xyro got bored of eating cookies and grass. He thought, “Why am I eating this dirt? I should make a marvelous castle and a territory and be the ruler of it!” And so it began. Xyro constructed a magnificent castle out of peanut butter, which was one of his cookie ingredients.
His life started going downhill like a nightmare! It started raining and pouring, then he found out that an old man started living in his peanut butter castle, and the man was SNORING (allusion to the song). Xyro thought, “How am I going to fix this?!” Xyro woke the man up and found out his name was Smoom. Smoom admitted that he was really a man with beeping lights and a calculator programmed into his body like a robot. Smoom decided to help improve Xyro’ life.
(Back to the castle) The castle looked as if it were heated at 350 degrees for 1,000,000,000 minutes! Smoom and Xyro began rebuilding the castle. When they were done, they covered it with Xyro’ secret cookie sauce for protection!
Xyro thought of a memory from his childhood. He was with his grandpa (who got captured by the Kiitsu clan in Africa) and he told Xyro something that would save his life someday. “If you have something good, make it better!” After thinking about it, Xyro made his decision. He told Smoom that they should create an empire. Why settle for just one castle? Eventually in five years, they had 10 castles, 6 watchtowers, and 5 battle rams in a diameter of 20 miles! They decided to name the territory COOKIETOPIA.
Many years later COOKIETOPIA had grown to 100 times its original size! It was now 2,500 miles in diameter, with their original peanut butter castle in the exact center. Also, they had developed technology, a “LIVE FOREVER” potion, more cooking recipes, and got married, which eventually increased COOKIETOPIA’s population to 20,000.
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Lady Gaga was a man who lived at the same time as Xyro. He had an empire named after him, but with an E for “Empire” in front of it. E. Lady Gaga was as civilized as COOKIETOPIA had as many gadgets, had about the same population, but it didn’t mean Lady Gaga would survive…..
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As COOKIETOPIA expanded, they caught sight of a landform situated in the future construction site, but Xyro just thought it was a big bush or something like that.
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E. Lady Gaga has now noticed the same landform as COOKIETOPIA, but they had taken precautions. They had started building in the exact direction at a rapid speed. They finally noticed at 4:00AM that it was another empire! E. Lady Gaga had never seen another empire before and decided to capture the empire quickly.
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COOKIETOPIA noticed the flag of E. Lady Gaga and realized that they were seeing another empire for the first time. They decided to strategize some. They used their FAST BUILDER MAJIGER to build 5 miles of castles in a few hours. They built behind E. Lady Gaga and launched their attack.
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The two empires had malicious wars over several years. Both empires tried to capture each other’s land. Finally after 13 years of war, COOKIETOPIA had captured almost all of E. Lady Gaga.
*----------------------------*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! A fatal blow has been struck against COOKIETOPIA. During the beginning of the war, Lady Gaga thought, “what if COOKIETOPIA actually beat us?” Right then and there, mines were hidden below all of E. Lady Gaga. They could set off the mines if COOKIETOPIA took over and completely destroy COOKIETOPIA in return. And it worked.
*----------------------------*
Fires spread throughout the two empires. The hungry fires devoured the land, including all of COOKIETOPIA and E. Lady Gaga. Xyro, Lady Gaga, and Smoom found themselves back to back, surrounded by the wildfires, right at the peanut butter castle.
WHOOSH! Colors of the rainbow now surrounded them all. They couldn’t see anything now. This went on for several minutes. When it slowed down, all of the fields and castles of the empires were now back to their original form--flowers and grass.
Lady Gaga, Xyro, and Smoom. Alone. Time to restart, but together. AWWWW!
COOKIETOPIA
By: Ultimate Razer
By: Ultimate Razer
Once upon a time in the middle of a giant field, there lived a magical cook named Xyro. He was a plump man from all the cookies he ate. He felt the grass swirl around him. For some reason, wherever he walked, wind swirled grass, flowers, and cookie dough. Xyro was very content with his life on the prairie.
Over time, Xyro got bored of eating cookies and grass. He thought, “Why am I eating this dirt? I should make a marvelous castle and a territory and be the ruler of it!” And so it began. Xyro constructed a magnificent castle out of peanut butter, which was one of his cookie ingredients.
His life started going downhill like a nightmare! It started raining and pouring, then he found out that an old man started living in his peanut butter castle, and the man was SNORING (allusion to the song). Xyro thought, “How am I going to fix this?!” Xyro woke the man up and found out his name was Smoom. Smoom admitted that he was really a man with beeping lights and a calculator programmed into his body like a robot. Smoom decided to help improve Xyro’ life.
(Back to the castle) The castle looked as if it were heated at 350 degrees for 1,000,000,000 minutes! Smoom and Xyro began rebuilding the castle. When they were done, they covered it with Xyro’ secret cookie sauce for protection!
Xyro thought of a memory from his childhood. He was with his grandpa (who got captured by the Kiitsu clan in Africa) and he told Xyro something that would save his life someday. “If you have something good, make it better!” After thinking about it, Xyro made his decision. He told Smoom that they should create an empire. Why settle for just one castle? Eventually in five years, they had 10 castles, 6 watchtowers, and 5 battle rams in a diameter of 20 miles! They decided to name the territory COOKIETOPIA.
Many years later COOKIETOPIA had grown to 100 times its original size! It was now 2,500 miles in diameter, with their original peanut butter castle in the exact center. Also, they had developed technology, a “LIVE FOREVER” potion, more cooking recipes, and got married, which eventually increased COOKIETOPIA’s population to 20,000.
*----------------------------*
Lady Gaga was a man who lived at the same time as Xyro. He had an empire named after him, but with an E for “Empire” in front of it. E. Lady Gaga was as civilized as COOKIETOPIA had as many gadgets, had about the same population, but it didn’t mean Lady Gaga would survive…..
*----------------------------*
As COOKIETOPIA expanded, they caught sight of a landform situated in the future construction site, but Xyro just thought it was a big bush or something like that.
*----------------------------*
E. Lady Gaga has now noticed the same landform as COOKIETOPIA, but they had taken precautions. They had started building in the exact direction at a rapid speed. They finally noticed at 4:00AM that it was another empire! E. Lady Gaga had never seen another empire before and decided to capture the empire quickly.
*----------------------------*
COOKIETOPIA noticed the flag of E. Lady Gaga and realized that they were seeing another empire for the first time. They decided to strategize some. They used their FAST BUILDER MAJIGER to build 5 miles of castles in a few hours. They built behind E. Lady Gaga and launched their attack.
*----------------------------*
The two empires had malicious wars over several years. Both empires tried to capture each other’s land. Finally after 13 years of war, COOKIETOPIA had captured almost all of E. Lady Gaga.
*----------------------------*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! A fatal blow has been struck against COOKIETOPIA. During the beginning of the war, Lady Gaga thought, “what if COOKIETOPIA actually beat us?” Right then and there, mines were hidden below all of E. Lady Gaga. They could set off the mines if COOKIETOPIA took over and completely destroy COOKIETOPIA in return. And it worked.
*----------------------------*
Fires spread throughout the two empires. The hungry fires devoured the land, including all of COOKIETOPIA and E. Lady Gaga. Xyro, Lady Gaga, and Smoom found themselves back to back, surrounded by the wildfires, right at the peanut butter castle.
WHOOSH! Colors of the rainbow now surrounded them all. They couldn’t see anything now. This went on for several minutes. When it slowed down, all of the fields and castles of the empires were now back to their original form--flowers and grass.
Lady Gaga, Xyro, and Smoom. Alone. Time to restart, but together. AWWWW!
