chillindude829
Smash Master
Links to Each Part (updated 12-16-10):
Note: Part 1-7 all posted on 11-11-10
Part I (in this post)
Part II: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11589769&postcount=2
Part III: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11589889&postcount=6
Part IV: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11589947&postcount=8
Part V: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11590063&postcount=15
Part VI: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11590355&postcount=18
Part VII: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11595187&postcount=44
Part VIII (11-12-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11600995&postcount=77
Part IX (11-15-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11615294&postcount=126
Part X (11-18-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11640445&postcount=228
Part XI (11-25-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11689798&postcount=317
Part XII (12-16-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11817984&postcount=427
Part XIII (4-11-11): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=12520922&postcount=500
Part XIV (4-15-11): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=12545229&postcount=521
Part XV (11-24-15): http://smashboards.com/threads/history-of-a-smasher.290961/page-15#post-20495018
Part XVI (12-2-15): http://smashboards.com/threads/history-of-a-smasher.290961/page-15#post-20535260
Part I - Azen Zagenite
It was the year 2000. I was not even eleven years old, and I sucked *** at videogames. But the concept of competitive videogaming was still foreign to me; at the time, I felt like everyone just said they were good at any game they'd played even if they had never put their skills to the test. I followed this pattern myself: when SSB64 came out, despite the fact that the most advanced things I could do were roll and shieldgrab, I thought I was the ****. So did my brother, who some of you may know as Mild Soss, one of the founding members of H2YL. We went roughly even in SSB64, although he won more (and those of you who have played Mild know this means I sucked).
One day Mild was talking about a friend he had met in school. I was still in elementary school at the time and Mild had moved on to middle school. He knew of a kid in his German class named Chris who was supposedly really good at Smash 64. Naturally, I was skeptical. "This guy prolly sucks," I remember telling Mild after he mentioned him. "I'll beat him."
So Mild invited him over. I introduced myself to him as Kashan, and to my surprise instead of asking me to call him Chris, he requested that I call him Azen. As "Azen" started handing out beatings, I remember thinking "wow, I didn't know this game could be played like this." I remember wondering why Azen was moving so much faster than Mild and I, but I figured he just knew what he was doing; not once did the thought of advanced techniques enabling faster movement cross my mind.
Azen whooped our ***** with multiple characters, including beating our Pikachus (both me and Mild's main) with Link. This was the first time I realized that being good at a game wasn't just based on how good you could make yourself sound. Azen showed me that competition through videogames was not only possible, but that there was a huge learning curve and I was nowhere near the top.
No, this didn't inspire me to get good at Smash. To be honest, I remember thinking to myself, "whatever, I don't like this game that much anyway." That ended up being irrelevant; Mild and I started hanging out with Azen regularly and playing various games, and regardless of the genre of the game, Azen would almost always destroy us.
It didn't take me long to realize something: just like there are genius scientists and revolutionary professional athletes, Azen was a prodigy in his field, and I had a good feeling that it wasn't just because me and Mild were garbage.
Note: Part 1-7 all posted on 11-11-10
Part I (in this post)
Part II: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11589769&postcount=2
Part III: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11589889&postcount=6
Part IV: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11589947&postcount=8
Part V: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11590063&postcount=15
Part VI: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11590355&postcount=18
Part VII: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11595187&postcount=44
Part VIII (11-12-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11600995&postcount=77
Part IX (11-15-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11615294&postcount=126
Part X (11-18-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11640445&postcount=228
Part XI (11-25-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11689798&postcount=317
Part XII (12-16-10): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=11817984&postcount=427
Part XIII (4-11-11): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=12520922&postcount=500
Part XIV (4-15-11): http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=12545229&postcount=521
Part XV (11-24-15): http://smashboards.com/threads/history-of-a-smasher.290961/page-15#post-20495018
Part XVI (12-2-15): http://smashboards.com/threads/history-of-a-smasher.290961/page-15#post-20535260
Part I - Azen Zagenite
It was the year 2000. I was not even eleven years old, and I sucked *** at videogames. But the concept of competitive videogaming was still foreign to me; at the time, I felt like everyone just said they were good at any game they'd played even if they had never put their skills to the test. I followed this pattern myself: when SSB64 came out, despite the fact that the most advanced things I could do were roll and shieldgrab, I thought I was the ****. So did my brother, who some of you may know as Mild Soss, one of the founding members of H2YL. We went roughly even in SSB64, although he won more (and those of you who have played Mild know this means I sucked).
One day Mild was talking about a friend he had met in school. I was still in elementary school at the time and Mild had moved on to middle school. He knew of a kid in his German class named Chris who was supposedly really good at Smash 64. Naturally, I was skeptical. "This guy prolly sucks," I remember telling Mild after he mentioned him. "I'll beat him."
So Mild invited him over. I introduced myself to him as Kashan, and to my surprise instead of asking me to call him Chris, he requested that I call him Azen. As "Azen" started handing out beatings, I remember thinking "wow, I didn't know this game could be played like this." I remember wondering why Azen was moving so much faster than Mild and I, but I figured he just knew what he was doing; not once did the thought of advanced techniques enabling faster movement cross my mind.
Azen whooped our ***** with multiple characters, including beating our Pikachus (both me and Mild's main) with Link. This was the first time I realized that being good at a game wasn't just based on how good you could make yourself sound. Azen showed me that competition through videogames was not only possible, but that there was a huge learning curve and I was nowhere near the top.
No, this didn't inspire me to get good at Smash. To be honest, I remember thinking to myself, "whatever, I don't like this game that much anyway." That ended up being irrelevant; Mild and I started hanging out with Azen regularly and playing various games, and regardless of the genre of the game, Azen would almost always destroy us.
It didn't take me long to realize something: just like there are genius scientists and revolutionary professional athletes, Azen was a prodigy in his field, and I had a good feeling that it wasn't just because me and Mild were garbage.
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