sidefx
Smash Champion
pissing on your foot gets rid of athletes foot?
never knew
never knew
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- Thread starter The Greater Leon
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The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
i think the acid content kills the fungus
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
one time
i took my girl out for sushi
i ordered spicy ramen
oh man did i get the runs SO bad on the ~8 minute drive home
my body was all sweating and shaking
priorities suddenly tilted away from embarassment towards 'well if i pull over i can poop in this cup'
and i was more or less freaking out
i held it till we got to the parking garage and i ****ing bolted and let her park the car
the worst part
it wasnt even satisfying
it like hurt and cramped
oop:
i took my girl out for sushi
i ordered spicy ramen
oh man did i get the runs SO bad on the ~8 minute drive home
my body was all sweating and shaking
priorities suddenly tilted away from embarassment towards 'well if i pull over i can poop in this cup'
and i was more or less freaking out
i held it till we got to the parking garage and i ****ing bolted and let her park the car
the worst part
it wasnt even satisfying
it like hurt and cramped
oop:
Lovage
Smash Hero
i think it was pretty important
driving home with a homie and with a girlfriend woulda been two totally different situations
driving home with a homie and with a girlfriend woulda been two totally different situations
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Ah yes. Now I remember why I lurk this board.
Fly_Amanita
Master of Caribou
The worst pain I've probably ever experienced was from holding in a ton of urine for an hour. I couldn't really stand up straight when I finally had an opportunity to use a restroom and my bladder still hurt for quite a while afterwards. I think this incident played some part in my current ability to hold it in really long with minimal effort.
ssbbFICTION
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nevermind my internet is messing up
Adam M!
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BECAUSE SOCAL IS THE **** FOO!
WE ARE TREND SETTERS!
SOCAL FOR LYFE!
represent represent!
Andymosity
Smash Journeyman
whenever i take a crap, i **** kids at mario kart ds hahah
have you ever gotten caught smoking weed by your parents?
one time i was sitting in my back yard hitting my 10" bong because i could've sworn my mom wasn't home. she comes out of nowhere right as i'm holding in the smoke. I exhaled the thick cloud of white smoke in front of her face and build up the nerve to say, "what's up, mom?" haha
have you ever gotten caught smoking weed by your parents?
one time i was sitting in my back yard hitting my 10" bong because i could've sworn my mom wasn't home. she comes out of nowhere right as i'm holding in the smoke. I exhaled the thick cloud of white smoke in front of her face and build up the nerve to say, "what's up, mom?" haha
Brian
Smash Journeyman
my parents never caught me
at some point my mom just point blank asked me, i told her the truth and she just told me to not get in trouble with the cops. since she's made a couple of comments about how i should be thinking about why i want to be high, but she tried to use drugs/alcohol to escape her anxiety problems when she was young and she's pretty sure the drugs exacerbated them.
i've held my piss a couple times to the point where i felt like i might explode. one time me and kevin were driving from san mateo to sacramento and i had to piss the whole way but decided to just hold it. by the time i got to our destination, my **** was sputtering and barely worked.
at some point my mom just point blank asked me, i told her the truth and she just told me to not get in trouble with the cops. since she's made a couple of comments about how i should be thinking about why i want to be high, but she tried to use drugs/alcohol to escape her anxiety problems when she was young and she's pretty sure the drugs exacerbated them.
i've held my piss a couple times to the point where i felt like i might explode. one time me and kevin were driving from san mateo to sacramento and i had to piss the whole way but decided to just hold it. by the time i got to our destination, my **** was sputtering and barely worked.
DanteFox
Smash Champion
frotaz37
Smash Lord
This is the fate of anyone who uses drugs to solve a problem they have.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Well, whatever the reason, it's more entertaining than the Canada board.
have you ever nearly **** your pants while playing friendlies?
Lovage
Smash Hero
wtf connor thats my avatar
ssbbFICTION
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not anymore its not
Brian
Smash Journeyman
swagga jacka
ssbbFICTION
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Cyrain has the same avatar as oscar (the current fox looking sideways one) and he posted in the genesis thread and a guy started talking to "lovage"
Lovage
Smash Hero
I like your swag
MacD
Banned via Administration
have you ever dated more than one person at a time? (bonus points if they knew about each other)
i think that was the craziest couple weeks i've had
i think that was the craziest couple weeks i've had
Wow...McCain you're such an player! >=]
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
oh. sorry if i came off as that douchebag
but furreal, my thought process started with it being a date, to set the scene
i didnt think just saying i ordered spicy ramen would explain enough
but her being present was also a key factor in the tale. like. jesus christ that was probably the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. like. OH **** HONEY GOD DAMMINT IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO **** IN MY PATNS RIGHT NOW HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
hahahaha ****.
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ive never dated 2 people at the same time
~
but very recently, i did get caught. not in the act of blazing but ill just let the story unfold
arguably the other most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me
i quit blazing a few years ago. but a few moths ago i was lamenting that i never just got baked by myself and just fukked around online and did jack ****. so i decided to have 1 last hurrah. so i got some **** from levi at one of the ranbats, went home that night to an empty house, and doctored up a soda can for the nights activites.
it was more of a body high, which isnt what i really wanted, but whatever. so i was gonna get my LoL on, but it hit me hella hard and i told my teammates dude im just gonna sit still and stare at my champ the entire game. so i just went on youtube and stuff and tried really hard to be high and dumb. but it wasnt really doing anything.
so my mom calls. and my stoner friends can cope in real life just fine so i figure ill be fine. well i wasnt. i just kept talking myself in circles and it just got worse and worse until i evenutally just stuttered, said sorry, and went quiet. but she eventually asked me if i'd been drinking, and i fukking said YES and took the easy out. so i lucked out, had a ****ty high, and dont really care to do it again lol
but furreal, my thought process started with it being a date, to set the scene
i didnt think just saying i ordered spicy ramen would explain enough
but her being present was also a key factor in the tale. like. jesus christ that was probably the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. like. OH **** HONEY GOD DAMMINT IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO **** IN MY PATNS RIGHT NOW HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
hahahaha ****.
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ive never dated 2 people at the same time
~
but very recently, i did get caught. not in the act of blazing but ill just let the story unfold
arguably the other most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me
i quit blazing a few years ago. but a few moths ago i was lamenting that i never just got baked by myself and just fukked around online and did jack ****. so i decided to have 1 last hurrah. so i got some **** from levi at one of the ranbats, went home that night to an empty house, and doctored up a soda can for the nights activites.
it was more of a body high, which isnt what i really wanted, but whatever. so i was gonna get my LoL on, but it hit me hella hard and i told my teammates dude im just gonna sit still and stare at my champ the entire game. so i just went on youtube and stuff and tried really hard to be high and dumb. but it wasnt really doing anything.
so my mom calls. and my stoner friends can cope in real life just fine so i figure ill be fine. well i wasnt. i just kept talking myself in circles and it just got worse and worse until i evenutally just stuttered, said sorry, and went quiet. but she eventually asked me if i'd been drinking, and i fukking said YES and took the easy out. so i lucked out, had a ****ty high, and dont really care to do it again lol
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
have you ever
walked in on your parents doing anything gross???
walked in on your parents doing anything gross???
pockyD
Smash Legend
one time they were eating eggplant
Brian
Smash Journeyman
embracethe12
Smash Lord
have you ever fallen asleep either on the toilet or in the shower?
i've come close to sleepin in the shower many times
i've come close to sleepin in the shower many times
pockyD
Smash Legend
shower yes, and it was amazing
Naota21t
Smash Champion
lol yee. all 3 of us got dinner one time too w/ a few of my best friends. but they didn't know that i was sleeping w/ both of them, they thought it was just "on the down low"
my best friends were cracking up the whole dinner and kept trying to unsubtly hint at it all night.
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
ive done both steven. shower *****. ironically, sleeping on the toilet doesnt ****, but it still makes your *** hurt
joeplicate
Smash Master
i don't ever think i've lost complete consciousness in the shower
although i've gone in and laid down/chilled/half slept many many many times
i did fall asleep on the toilet for sure, during genesis LOL
i passed out for like 2 hours and woke up and was like "f***"
although i've gone in and laid down/chilled/half slept many many many times
i did fall asleep on the toilet for sure, during genesis LOL
i passed out for like 2 hours and woke up and was like "f***"
DanteFox
Smash Champion
I fall asleep on the toilet all the time. That's what going to bed late + getting up to go to an 8 class will do to ya. =^]
Lovage
Smash Hero
yeah i've dozed off in the shower
it kinda sucks though, because at least in my shower the water is splashing on your face and ****
it feels nice to be super relaxed in the shower, but dipping into sleep sucks
it kinda sucks though, because at least in my shower the water is splashing on your face and ****
it feels nice to be super relaxed in the shower, but dipping into sleep sucks
sidefx
Smash Champion
i love falling asleep in the shower.
especially when im tired as ****, or feel like being lazy and taking a really long shower, i could just lay down in the tub, and pass out.
i dont think ive actually slept.. more like relaxed with my eyes closed.. lol
but its best when you plug the drain until its passed your ears, so all you ear is muffed water drops, and all the water hitting you, its mad relaxing
especially when im tired as ****, or feel like being lazy and taking a really long shower, i could just lay down in the tub, and pass out.
i dont think ive actually slept.. more like relaxed with my eyes closed.. lol
but its best when you plug the drain until its passed your ears, so all you ear is muffed water drops, and all the water hitting you, its mad relaxing
Gishnak
Smash Ace
I'd say it seems somewhat likely boback will die in a shower.
lLOL .