Have you ever?

[MacD]

that's had to have happened to everyone at least once

 

[sidefx]

and i ****ing hate it.


there really is nothing more horrible than having to get out of the shower just to take a ****.. its the worst feeling in the world.

 

[MacD]

idk about horrible, i just think it's hella weird sitting on the toilet seat when you *** is wet

 

[sidefx]

yeah then you slip and slide around the toilet seat, and when you go wipe your *** its all wet, and the toilet paper gets wet, and rips and ****

and yes its horrible.



then when youre taking your shower , it smells like ****, and it mixes with the smell of the shampoo and smells even worse. god **** i hate that

 

[Kira-]

have you ever been condemned to


HELL?

Lol I remember this

 

[Lovage]

if you are about to go in the shower but you gotta take a ****, after taking your ****, do you wash your hands? or just get in the shower

 

[joeplicate]

definitely just get back in there

altho i hate washing off poop in the shower
gotta wipe it clean

 

[LieutenantSerg]

have u ever cried at a movie?

Toy Story 3, several times.

 

[Adam M!]

jason l: show, don't tell

it makes u sound like a man who doesn't have sex a lot if you have to tell people the details of your sexcapades

 

[Kouryuu]

^ hahahahaha so true. <3 Jason.

And Boback, that is definitely the worst **** ever (literally and figuratively lol).

Have you ever gone commando for over two days straight while constantly being in public majority of the time (e.g. school, mall, etc.)?

 

[omgwtfToph]

jason l: show, don't tell

it makes u sound like a man who doesn't have sex a lot if you have to tell people the details of your sexcapades

mmm this is true but specifically in jkun's case i think he should post as much about his sexual adventures as possible ^___^ cuz its hilarious haha

 

[Kira-]

lol @ being worried if people think you don't have sex a lot

 

[Adam M!]

because dave is too cool to care what anyone thinks!

except you're full of ****, dave, because everyone cares how others think them to a certain extent

show, don't tell! if you really didn't care you wouldn't of had to post you didn't, would you?

 

[DJMirror]

jason l: show, don't tell

Action louder than words,

my action was to tell since I couldn't show and I'm sure alot of people didn't wanna see it.

I only need to tell 2 things beside they were in the past and I'm sure no one cares about it.

except you're full of ****, dave, because everyone cares how others think them to a certain extent

you're telling me to that Dave's full of ****?

Show me, don't tell me.

Spoiler

I kinda just woke up and just ****ing around, don't take this post too serious.

 

[Adam M!]

ah, but you are right. nevermind!

 

[Kira-]

ITT: self-consciousness

ultimate flattery

see how positive I am? fight against the negativity!

 

[bbb]

Hows your sex life jason


gotta go, sorry



have you ever woken up in a place you don't recognize?

 

[ssbbFICTION]

I'm pretty sure that Boback's thing applys to everyone. I wash my hands though XD.

also LOL @ jason vs adam

edit: have u done that kouryuu? >_<

 

[embracethe12]

have you ever eaten food with mold on it?

i was full on eating an apple then when i looked on the other side **** was covered in puff

 

[DJMirror]

Hows your sex life jason

I ain't telling you ****ttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you ever woken up in a place you don't recognize?

Yeah When I was a kid, I didn't know where my mom was taking so I fell asleep in the car and she took me to Great America (Nor Cal ver of Knotts Berry Farm) and I was scared to death because I didn't know what or where is this place.

 

[sidefx]

not wearing underwear is not legit.

it kinda hurts with your **** rubbing up against the god **** zipper

 

[DJMirror]

not wearing underwear is not legit.

it kinda hurts with your **** rubbing up against the god **** zipper

I'm sigging this.

 

[The Greater Leon]

oh man. im in class

and i really want to read this thread

but i wont be bale to not laugh
(also i gotta not think about thatdead elephant ROFL_))

 

[Gishnak]

Have you ever been at your apartment on this couch with this belligerently drunk girl who keeps whispering in your ear all the nasty sh*t she's going to do to you when you get to the bedroom but she just wants to wait til your buddies finish their last game of beer pong then she's starts leaning over you and you're like **** maybe she's about to whip my man meat out and blow me in front of everyone but turns out she just pukes all over your crotch and up and down your pants and then you kick that dirty skank out?

 

[DJMirror]

Have you ever see those hot asians girls screaming the moment they hear the name Gishnak through the mic at WinterGameFest?

I know I have. **** Gishnak, teach me the ways dawg so Azn lep say "DJ Mirror vs *Whoever*

girls will be screaming for my name and fear will strike in my enemy's heart.

I know that you won most of your tournament matches this way.

Cheater.



@**** the Gishdik has been tainted...

 

[bbb]

lol gishnak, I usually am that *****

 

[TheZhuKeeper]

nah but i had sex in the bathroom with my ex at my friend's place while he was there waiting in his room.

........... Looooooooooooooooikjlklooolol

It's ok Stab since you didn't know what's a Gspot.

Sadly the answer wasn't gamespot.


Someday you'll know.

LOOKJKJOOOLOOOLKLJL

 

[Adam M!]

you must've came quickly!

 

[The Greater Leon]

i have gone commando before, but not for 2 days straight
i have been confused when i woke up, but i always figured out where i was
i have eaten moldy food
i have never been puked on

have you ever
jerked off in someone else's dorm/house/apartment?

 

[joeplicate]

hellllllllll yeah i have

 

[Kouryuu]

@Brendan: Yeah, and I'd find it pretty hard to believe if anyone answers "no" to that lol.

edit: have u done that kouryuu? >_<

Yup

Too lazy to laundry. But once you get over the funny feeling of not having any underwear on while wearing jeans, it's legit lol.

 

[The Greater Leon]

Have you ever
jerked off in the same room as someone whos sleeping?

 

[joeplicate]

yup

that one's a little harder to admit hahahah

 

[The Greater Leon]

more like a lot harder
(in the pants)

have you ever
stolen money from a friend?

 

[embracethe12]

never, that **** is wack

 

[The Greater Leon]

yeah that was a bit heavy
in hs we made a point to steal as much change from each other as possible LOL
***** u left some quarters on the table

have you ever
peed on yourself in the shower?

 

[sidefx]

wow thats nasty. the smell of piss makes me gag. why would anyone piss on themselves in the shower

that just defeats the purpose of taking a shower

 

[LooksLikePit]

no, because then you can wash it off afterward

 

[Adam M!]

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO,

balance that beam!

 

[The Greater Leon]

athlete's foot boback

idk if thats entendre but i walked a balance beam in gymnastics when i was 6

im inspired by alfredo
have you ever
held it for a really long time?