How to win noob Brawl tournaments (by character)
***** = Really good choice for noob tournaments
**** = Good Choice for noob tournaments
*** = Average choice for noob tournaments
** = requires a bit of practice, but ***** if you do practice
* = noobs may be able to beat you (probably not though)
MK - lolbanned
ICs - Spam smashes. Use CG if you know how. **
Olimar - Throw Pikmin, pivot grab, Usmash *****
Falco - Shoot Lasers, Spam smashes, Chain Grab ****
Diddy - Bananas, get good item control and **** noobs with bananas (and spam smashes) **
Snake - Spam Ftilt, Utilt at kill percents *****
Marth - Space with Fair, Spam Smashes *****
Pikachu - Spam Thunder and Dsmash *****
Wario - Spam Fsmash, Fart every minute or so ****
Zero Suit Samus - Dsmash, then combo out of it ***
Lucario - Spam Smashes, get hit to raise aura ***
King Dedede - Spam Bair, Utilt for Kill, CHain Grab ***
Toon Link - Camp like there's no tomorrow ***
Wolf - Spam Smashes ***
Mr. Game & Watch - Spam Smashes *****
Fox - Spam Smashes *****
Peach - idk, Peach doesn't seem to have any real spammable moves that **** noobs that I can think of, Float can give you combos I guess, but you'll need to practice *
Pit - Spam Arrows, Side B, Smashes
R.O.B. - Spam Smashes and nair ***
Kirby - Spam Bair, Jump up above them and Down B ****
Sonic - Run away, Spam Smashes **
Donkey Kong - Spam Smashes ****
Ike - Spam Smashes *****
Sheik - Use speed to **** people ***
Yoshi - Spam Smashes, Neutral B, Egg Throw **
Ness - Spam Smashes and Fair, Side B, Bthrow for Kill ***
Pokémon Trainer - Squirtle Spam Smashes, IvySaur Spam BulletSeed, Charizard Spam Rock Smash ****
Luigi - Spam Smashes, Up B for style ****
Lucas - Spam Smashes ***
Mario - Spam Smashes, Cape ***
Samus - Spam Projectiles, Zair ****
Bowser - Spam Smashes, Fire Breath ****
Captain Falcon - Spam Smashes ***
Jigglypuff - Space with Aerials, Kill with Smashes/Rest if you can ***
Link - Projectiles, Smashes ****
Zelda - Spam Smashes, Dtilt locks ****
Ganondorf - Spam Smashes, Tech Chase with Side B, Uair***
I think the easiest way would be to go snake and use Ftilt and Utilt
You're such a Jew oh my god
You say that like it's a bad thing.