Microsoft (XBOX) after Zenimax acquisition
Microsoft: "Hey Ninty, what's poppin'?"
Nintendo: "Yo X, how've you been my G?"
Microsoft: "All good all good. Just chillin. Working on some new stuff with the boys."
looks over to Bethesda Studios, Id Software as they holler back
Nintendo: "Aight, that's hot. Yo, just dropped by to see if we could maybe get in on some of that Elder Scrolls goodness. Heard new game's coming out."
Microsoft: "Oh that, sure baby. You know we tight."
Nintendo: "Fire dawg. You the real homie."
Microsoft: "Naw, YOU the real homie my G."
Microsoft and Nintendo perform secret handshake
Sony: "YOOOOO Microsoft my G! My BOY! What's POPPIN?"
Microsoft: "..."
stares
Nintendo: "..."
also stares
Sony: "Huhuhuuuh!"
sweats
Microsoft: "Ey, whatchu want?"
Sony: "Yo, my dawg, just passed on by to check in with ya. You know you my G right? You got the tech, the specs, all that..."
Microsoft: "Watchu want?"
Sony: "Hehe... Uhh, yo, you mind if we borrow one of your IPs?"
Microsoft: "..."
intensely stares
Nintendo: "..."
stares anxiously
Sony: "..."
stares nervously while sweating PROFUSELY