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ThomaSexy said:If Melee was like the Olympics, Brawl would be like the special Olympics
Mango said:Ordering a pizza with a lot of toppings is more technical than Brawl
Mango said:Melee > fat girls > Brawl
Megachuk said:Pretty soon, melee and brawl players are gonna need their own bathrooms, schools, and water fountains. And that would be awesome, cuz then I would pee in the brawl schools water fountains.
DDoTWx2 (7:57:35 PM): we need to keep melee alive because the world is slowly slipping into the brawldomVulcan55 said:Brawl noobs don't flame the melee boards because they can't find them
Gimpy: characters that can win tournaments: snakeWitchking_of_Angmar said:If you like strategy, Melee is better than Brawl.
If you like pressing lots of buttons, Melee is better than Brawl.
If you like speed, Melee is better than Brawl.
If you like sex, Melee is better than Brawl.
Any questions?
Professor Pro said:Why is there a section for brawl tactics when this game is soooo low depth that there is none?
Fletch71011 said:Overall, Melee>SSB64>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello Kitty Adventure>>>>>>Brawl.
Steel2nd said:What kind of fighting game punishes you for moving?
DippnDots said:I'll bring Candyland and Jacks in case people get bored of brawl. Just sayin
Skler: I don't like it[Brawl] and think it's metagame revolves around spamming a few moves over and over again out of the shield.IShotLazer said:Brawl sure is inTENTS. Get it, camping.
SciFiGuy said:You know there is obviously something wrong with Brawl when the ladies are unimpressed with a guy winning a tournament for it =(
Cinder said:Dude...getting your teeth drilled without any form of sedation while getting punched in the nuts repeatedly while acid slowly drips onto your forehead is more fun than playing Brawl with friends...
And then of course, there's the one in my sig.Cinder said:one of my other favorite things about Melee is that I can actually play it without...y'know...falling asleep...*cough*
Absolutely amazing stuff. Glad I got a quote in there and the quote from my signature is in too.STUFF
and barlw is old and unfun.Why do they all bash Brawl? Because it's kind of old and unfunny now.
That's what I was thinking XD...I'm also a tad surprised (albeit THRILLED) that the video of me breaking my copy into pieces is on Phoenix's thread ^____^Wow, I never knew Brawl bashing would make me "famous".
I guess that's one perk to playing this game.
Project-05 said:You know what I'd do if I had Brawl? Piss in the case, close the case, shake it up, grab a bat, toss it up and play basebrawl.
This thread fails. how does it not have...
EXTENDEEER!!!!!
And one of my own quotes...FC3
"EXTENDURRRRRRRRR"
****, didn't see it lol.And one of my own quotes...
"F*** you, Sakurai!!!"...^___^ best way to end a video of a psycho smashing his Brawl disc to pieces...
holy snake, i'm famous?DDoTWx2 (7:57:35 PM): we need to keep melee alive because the world is slowly slipping into the brawldom
smasher32 (7:57:55 PM): more like boredom
smasher32 (7:58:11 PM): lawl, i made a funny
xD best post everI've actually been collecting anti-brawl quotes in a notepad document... About half of them have already been said XD.
DDoTWx2 (7:57:35 PM): we need to keep melee alive because the world is slowly slipping into the brawldom
smasher32 (7:57:55 PM): more like boredom
smasher32 (7:58:11 PM): lawl, i made a funny
Gimpy: characters that can win tournaments: snake
characters that cant win tournaments where snake is present: everyone except snake
characters that can win tournaments where snake isn't present: everyone
Zink: you are forgetting someone...name starts with a W and it isn't "wario".
Gimpy: wsnake is not a character
Skler: I don't like it[Brawl] and think it's metagame revolves around spamming a few moves over and over again out of the shield.
Cort: Skler if you can summarize Brawl's "metagame" in just a few words why aren't you winning tournaments?
Skler: Because I don't practice or care?
Cort: I don't practice or care either? No johns.
Skler: You learned to mortar slide, I learned how to pop the disc out and put Melee in.
And then of course, there's the one in my sig.