Famous Melee Quotes

[FingDIAHK]

I was recently watching combo videos and realized all the funny melee quotes people had and wanted to hear some more!

Ex.
Against Chu, "There's ****ing Two of Them"

 

[spider_sense]

"All dis ***** do is grab"
"****, are you proud of yourself?" - Lambchops

And something everyone says when they play smash "WTF!?"

 

[himynameisruss]

"no johns"

how about that one

 

[boss8]

that N166A scared!!! lol

 

[Vro]

M2K is gay -.-
-PC

 

[Pink Reaper]

TIRES DON EXITS!

I have no idea who said it.

there's also: MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Requiem]

Don't get hit.

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

"ur dumb" - isai

 

[Ojanya]

Isai is tooooooo good.

 

[Vyse]

FC3
"EXTENDURRRRRRRRR"

also

"TURN THE GAME OFF, TURN THE ****ING GAME OFF. WTF WAS THAT, I AINT NEVER SEEN THAT **** IN MY LIFE"
- Reaction to Chu_dat's IC's

 

[Professor Pro]

If it ain't __________ its done.

 

[Retroking2000]

Amsah/Nihonjin - do whatever it takes to come on top
ken - Marth is top tier
ken - CRAZZZY RETURN
Mew2king - IM not a robot
Yuna - i dont care about this tournament
Makenshi - one goal to play like sephirothken
thats all i can think of right now

 

[1048576]

Stop cheatin you always reflectin missiles, son.

 

[I.B]

Miinnddgammesss

 

[MarsFool!]

Watch the FC3 EC vs WC Crew battle. You will get 100000000 quotes from KillaOR alone.

 

[Grandeza]

"Peach is gana get gang banged tonight" Not sure who said it but it was during a peach vs bowser challenge.

 

[XACE-K]

*Bowser f-smash*

Guess who?

 

[Zelareth]

Let's see...from my friends:
- "F**k stop grabbing me!"
- "Edge guarding is gay, I would've made that."
- "Dammit I hate Marth's range"

And from my brother: *screaming/war cry?* followed by him knee'ing me in the face.

 

[Cinder]

"F*** Brawl"-my best friend and crewmate...
"Brawl is where the money's at...Melee's where the heart is at"-Tope (at least that's what I was told o.o)
"Melee is to Brawl as ice cream is to burning your face on a hot iron"-BarkAtTheMoon
"Melee 4 LYFE!!"-who hasn't said this XD

 

[Red the Ghost]

"Isai can't miss like we can"

My friend and I were having a Falcon ditto, where we were doing pretty badly and missing a lot of attacks (neither of us played Falcon at the time). That's when we came up with this. xD

 

[Waka_Waka_do_do_yea]

Any time not spent kneeing is better spent kneeing.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

"B*tches they come and they go"
-Husband (when Chu was playing against a Peach during FC3 EC v WC crew battle)

"Brawl sucks"
-the vid where everyone says it

"One is fun to smash into pieces; the other is Melee"
-Vulcan55 iirc

 

[Da Shuffla]

"I just want to hit him once!" - Some guy in a match with FLT I saw. FLT went a good 2 or 3 stocks without being touched. Hilarious.

"HE DIDN'T KNOW!" Random person in a series of PC vs. KDJ vids. He just kept saying it.

 

[Dark Hart]

"Fountain of Dreams, Mutha ****as!!!" - Tope

 

[slartibartfast42]

I've actually been collecting anti-brawl quotes in a notepad document... About half of them have already been said XD.

If Melee was like the Olympics, Brawl would be like the special Olympics

Ordering a pizza with a lot of toppings is more technical than Brawl

Melee > fat girls > Brawl

Pretty soon, melee and brawl players are gonna need their own bathrooms, schools, and water fountains. And that would be awesome, cuz then I would pee in the brawl schools water fountains.

Brawl noobs don't flame the melee boards because they can't find them

DDoTWx2 (7:57:35 PM): we need to keep melee alive because the world is slowly slipping into the brawldom
smasher32 (7:57:55 PM): more like boredom
smasher32 (7:58:11 PM): lawl, i made a funny

If you like strategy, Melee is better than Brawl.
If you like pressing lots of buttons, Melee is better than Brawl.
If you like speed, Melee is better than Brawl.
If you like sex, Melee is better than Brawl.

Any questions?

Gimpy: characters that can win tournaments: snake
characters that cant win tournaments where snake is present: everyone except snake
characters that can win tournaments where snake isn't present: everyone
Zink: you are forgetting someone...name starts with a W and it isn't "wario".
Gimpy: wsnake is not a character

Why is there a section for brawl tactics when this game is soooo low depth that there is none?

Overall, Melee>SSB64>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello Kitty Adventure>>>>>>Brawl.

What kind of fighting game punishes you for moving?

I'll bring Candyland and Jacks in case people get bored of brawl. Just sayin

Brawl sure is inTENTS. Get it, camping.

Skler: I don't like it[Brawl] and think it's metagame revolves around spamming a few moves over and over again out of the shield.
Cort: Skler if you can summarize Brawl's "metagame" in just a few words why aren't you winning tournaments?
Skler: Because I don't practice or care?
Cort: I don't practice or care either? No johns.
Skler: You learned to mortar slide, I learned how to pop the disc out and put Melee in.

You know there is obviously something wrong with Brawl when the ladies are unimpressed with a guy winning a tournament for it =(

Dude...getting your teeth drilled without any form of sedation while getting punched in the nuts repeatedly while acid slowly drips onto your forehead is more fun than playing Brawl with friends...

one of my other favorite things about Melee is that I can actually play it without...y'know...falling asleep...*cough*

And then of course, there's the one in my sig.

 

[Da Shuffla]

"Ladies and gentlemen: a Jigglypuff ditto."

 

[Puddin]

Why do they all bash Brawl? Because it's kind of old and unfunny now.

 

[Fletch]

STUFF

Absolutely amazing stuff. Glad I got a quote in there and the quote from my signature is in too.

 

[FIISHHER]

Friend: "he wouldnt let me back on the stage! thats cheap!"
Me: "its called edge guarding"
Friend: "well its cheap."

 

[JrdnS]

Why do they all bash Brawl? Because it's kind of old and unfunny now.

and barlw is old and unfun.

 

[-Wolfy-]

Ken's Peach Theory.

 

[Vulcan55]

Wow, I never knew Brawl bashing would make me "famous".
I guess that's one perk to playing this game.

 

[Cinder]

Wow, I never knew Brawl bashing would make me "famous".
I guess that's one perk to playing this game.

That's what I was thinking XD...I'm also a tad surprised (albeit THRILLED) that the video of me breaking my copy into pieces is on Phoenix's thread ^____^

Anyway...got this one in an AIM convo...

You know what I'd do if I had Brawl? Piss in the case, close the case, shake it up, grab a bat, toss it up and play basebrawl.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

This thread fails. how does it not have...

EXTENDEEER!!!!!

 

[Cinder]

This thread fails. how does it not have...

EXTENDEEER!!!!!

FC3
"EXTENDURRRRRRRRR"

And one of my own quotes...
"F*** you, Sakurai!!!"...^___^ best way to end a video of a psycho smashing his Brawl disc to pieces...

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

And one of my own quotes...
"F*** you, Sakurai!!!"...^___^ best way to end a video of a psycho smashing his Brawl disc to pieces...

****, didn't see it lol.

^_^

 

[Problem2]

"OMG, 76% from f**king lasers!" - (From a Falco vs Samus match at a Crew battle)

Isai: Don't get hit

Sakurai: I won't go into too much detail, but the game (Melee) was built so that
if a player is strong in combat, just doing the same thing over and
over again won't guarantee they'll always win over their opponents.

EPIC FAIL!

 

[Keyy]

quotes from some random friend
and generic anti-brawl quotes
are very on topic.

 

[smasher32]

DDoTWx2 (7:57:35 PM): we need to keep melee alive because the world is slowly slipping into the brawldom
smasher32 (7:57:55 PM): more like boredom
smasher32 (7:58:11 PM): lawl, i made a funny

holy snake, i'm famous?

back on topic:

"Predicted!" (I say it so much, my friends and I use that term IRL >_>)
"They'll fix that in Brawl" (Someone who got fed up for sucking in Melee. Ironically, he quit the smash scene when Brawl came out)
"This is Snake, I'm top tier" (as opposed to "this is snake, i'm done here") [oh snap, this is a brawl quote]


more eventually

 

[ynnek123]

I've actually been collecting anti-brawl quotes in a notepad document... About half of them have already been said XD.











DDoTWx2 (7:57:35 PM): we need to keep melee alive because the world is slowly slipping into the brawldom
smasher32 (7:57:55 PM): more like boredom
smasher32 (7:58:11 PM): lawl, i made a funny



Gimpy: characters that can win tournaments: snake
characters that cant win tournaments where snake is present: everyone except snake
characters that can win tournaments where snake isn't present: everyone
Zink: you are forgetting someone...name starts with a W and it isn't "wario".
Gimpy: wsnake is not a character











Skler: I don't like it[Brawl] and think it's metagame revolves around spamming a few moves over and over again out of the shield.
Cort: Skler if you can summarize Brawl's "metagame" in just a few words why aren't you winning tournaments?
Skler: Because I don't practice or care?
Cort: I don't practice or care either? No johns.
Skler: You learned to mortar slide, I learned how to pop the disc out and put Melee in.







And then of course, there's the one in my sig.

xD best post ever