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Famous Melee Quotes

Clone Z

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Dec 16, 2008
Messages
224
Location
Philly
Hey
Do you wanna feel so Norcal Pro?
Try powershielding, advanced techniques who need gratuitous amounts of awesome!
With all new techs like dropzone, Falcon energy.
It's like hitting space animals with an ELECTRICAL STORM!
Sound the alarm. You're gonna be uncomfortably tech skilled!
What's that? You want super wave dashing? How about...
Super Duper Wavedashing! Made with Action Replay! Real Action Replay!
Mindgames.
ARRGGHH!
You'll be good at them.
It's a smash game for pros.
Melee!
These aren't Isai's combos; these are Jeff's combos!
Falcon Combos.
Silence. Happy Feet. Silence. Happy Feet.
L-Canceling.
Edge Canceling.
Spin Canceling.
More Canceling your Gamecube has RAM for.
You'll be so fast, scrubs will be like METEOR SMASH.
Then you'll be like **** you Wall-Tech Reverse Warlock Punch!
You'll have so many combos combos.
ARRGRGH!
You have to DI all the time!
Forward Smashes, Up Smashes, Down Smashes, Charged Smashes, Meteor Smashes, Jason Smashes Recovery.
You must recover...
AT 400 PERCENT!
Use dropzone on spacies and you'll be good at tourneys.
Make your Falcon recover abnormally far!
You'll combo as well as Isai!
People see you playing and think you're Isai!
You'll play like the actual Isai!
Against the actual Isai!
And then you'll lose because you're not ISAIIII!
Hey go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your banned stages!
FLAAAAAT ZOOOONE....
Play Melee: the Smash game that will make you
ARRGRGH!
Gimped.
AREGHHRGH!

Sorry I'm bored.
 

BROWNxEYEDxBEAST

Smash Cadet
Joined
Feb 28, 2008
Messages
32
"You can't roll dodge destiny."

My friend then proceeded to make a shirt with this emblazoned on it with a picture of Ness and a full sized Samus charge beam bull **** ball right next to his face. Beautiful.
 
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