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Dirtiest Player in the Game - Wario Social Thread

Asa

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against superboom, a snake from alberta

1st match was close
2nd match superboom was 3 stocking jem on brinstar (wtf??!)

superboom landed a dthrow in the eggs on brinstar
then jem ragequit, got up, and stormed off


lol
 
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Are there any Wario who enjoy cooking? I really like cooking its fun but stuff doesnt always turn out good. Sometimes stuff turns out really nice though. Anyone else?
 
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I am a fairly good cook actually. Why do you ask?
 
Asa

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Oh man I lovee cooking <3

I'm also a good baker

I make a mean sourdough

My sourdough culture is named after my late dog lol
 
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PhantomX said:
I like cooking... when my woman is doing it for me wearing nothing but an apron (if that) :)
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idk if im hungry or turned on. . .
DMG said:
I am a fairly good cook actually. Why do you ask?
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I asked because I am gonna rent out a HUGE cooking venue and all the wario mains are going to show up to cook a huge banquet. By warios for warios. OOOOMMM!! its gonna be after oct 2012 so we will have all the supplies to ourselves, everyone knows only wario mains survive the apocalypse.
Masky said:
I love cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SnackAttack said:
Me too actually, I make particuarly good Scrambled Eggs.
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Asa said:
Oh man I lovee cooking <3

I'm also a good baker

I make a mean sourdough

My sourdough culture is named after my late dog lol
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i asked this because i was cooking while i was last on the wario boards lol.

sounds like a good group of wario folks now that i know they like to cook. :chuckle:
 
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Except it still takes like an hour to cook something, an hour of standing there/dicing/stirring. I could be rubbing one out or playing video games or doing both at the same time during that hour while a woman cooks for me naked.

Also, I'm talking about real cooking, with like, fresh ingredients and ****. Not the boxed stuff.
 
Dynomite

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PhantomX said:
Except it still takes like an hour to cook something, an hour of standing there/dicing/stirring. I could be rubbing one out or playing video games or doing both at the same time during that hour while a woman cooks for me naked.

Also, I'm talking about real cooking, with like, fresh ingredients and ****. Not the boxed stuff.
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yes fresh ingredients. its much more fun than ezmac. it might take an hour but personally when i have 3 dishes going on, it doesnt seem that long. i could play 3 brawl sets against a dedede by the time i make a full meal.

also, why would you rub one off when there is a naked woman in the kitchen?
 
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PhantomX said:
Except it still takes like an hour to cook something, an hour of standing there/dicing/stirring. I could be rubbing one out or playing video games or doing both at the same time during that hour while a woman cooks for me naked.

Also, I'm talking about real cooking, with like, fresh ingredients and ****. Not the boxed stuff.
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Man I just pass on cooking if there wasn't a microwave i'd prob wouldn't eat.
 
Asa

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PhantomX said:
Except it still takes like an hour to cook something, an hour of standing there/dicing/stirring. I could be rubbing one out or playing video games or doing both at the same time during that hour while a woman cooks for me naked.

Also, I'm talking about real cooking, with like, fresh ingredients and ****. Not the boxed stuff.
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You can make a real good meal in like 20 minutes or less


sear some fish, top with a flavored oil
make some mashed potatoes/toss a salad together idk

done?


hell even a risotto takes 25 minutes and that **** is tasty


oh ya btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwJUOTcLF8Y
It's about one piece. there are spoilers so don't watch it if you're not caught up with the manga :D
 
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Hello is the frist time that i post here.
I will introduce , My name is and i am a wario mainer from spain( my english isn't good ) , but i'm going to travel To EEUU ( alojated in father's friends house) for learm some english, Know the country etc.. and why not? i'm going to play smash bros, especialy i like to Know some of the famous wario mainers.


¿What are your recomanations, what state is the most active , and things that i should know.


If someone goes to spain i enjoy in helping all that i can.


PD: my english isn't good if you see mistakes if you can tell me please.
PD: I love cooking too and also i can do the tipical plates of my country
 
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Grinpis said:
Hello is the frist time that i post here.
I will introduce , My name is and i am a wario mainer from spain( my english isn't good ) , but i'm going to travel To EEUU ( alojated in father's friends house) for learm some english, Know the country etc.. and why not? i'm going to play smash bros, especialy i like to Know some of the famous wario mainers.


¿What are your recomanations, what state is the most active , and things that i should know.


If someone goes to spain i enjoy in helping all that i can.


PD: my english isn't good if you see mistakes if you can tell me please.
PD: I love cooking too and also i can do the tipical plates of my country
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Hi
Well er... I recommend going to the southern states for other Wario's.
But if you're wanting active tourney states I'd say the east would be best
 
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6HyPeR9 said:
Hi
Well er... I recommend going to the southern states for other Wario's.
But if you're wanting active tourney states I'd say the east would be best
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stay out of the south east, we dont get to have many tournies at all. southern California has lots of tournaments.
 
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DOUBLE POST FOR EPICNESS:

We have to have a day where all warios get on skype and just mic chat. Whos with me?
 
Grinpis

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I cant do this but count with me for the skype.

Bermont is the place where are my father's friends
 
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OK im gonna be adding everyone on skype and im going to make a group mic chat at 5:00 eastern today. BE THERE!


Everyone post your skype!!
 
Asa

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Wow amazing time at the bar

Was sitting on the florr watching the canada/Amurrrrican olympic hockey game (raaaaapppee) on a hugeass 42ft tv (in hd) and someone dropped a beer glass behind me

I picked up the glass and took it outside
The bouncers looked at me and said:

"wtf you picked up broken glass in a bar??"
"Yes"
"How old are you?"
"19"
"Dude you're a hero if you want a job you're hired"

lol got a job for picking up glass
and i got a hot brazillian girl's number shweet :D
 
Grinpis

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Man and what about a wario's mainers international smash fest in some place XD
 
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Grinpis said:
Man and what about a wario's mainers international smash fest in some place XD
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closest thing we can do for this is everyone getting on skype and playing wifi together. I really doubt that all warios can make it out to something considering that there are some warios that are really young and live 1/2 the USA away.
 
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