Eddie G
Smash Hero
I'm sitting here, drunk at my desk after chuggin some 40s...thinkin about how you walk around like you're some god status player and ****. Well let me tell you what you little *****, ain't no god peaches other than the GOD KAI peaches me and Nicole you hear me, and YOU AIN'T NO GOD KAI SUCKAAA. Thinkin you hot **** cause you can place in some free *** Texas tournies when everybody and they momma know that only Gnes and Razer matter down there with their lil' collections of spraypainted controller bags collecting dust cause ya'll so ****in' free down there and don't know how to beat them *****s already. That's why my janky midwest *** bout to come down there and show ya'll fake *** cowboy reebok wearin' *** *****s how it's done. And your peach isn't fast, she's a piece of **** and you know it, throwin aerials all out into space expecting to hit somebody and all that nonsense. You just lucky cause your scene and freesam don't know how to play against Peach so you gettin away with some free *** ****. Hell ***** you can't even beat a SAMUS DAWG, wassup with that? Damn man I dunno what to say other than I'm the best Peach and you just a green wearin piece of **** player who can't even stack up to the great Praxis himself. You garbs son, best be callin your character Freech and just live with it.
K mutha ****in' B out.
K mutha ****in' B out.