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SwiftBass · Dec 16, 2009

smashfest saturday after christmas needs to happen somewhere. I may be off that day so like lets do it somewhere. I'll travel if PC/lovage are gonna be there. **** perhaps have a 1 buck singles.

edit:
ccccccc combo breaker

edit2: fuuuuuuu used old account =(

Jam Stunna · Dec 16, 2009

For those of us who remember the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, isn't it weird to think that our children will only know Will Smith as one of the great actors of his generation? And as a crazy Scientologist?

Mogwai · Dec 16, 2009

since people killed my fun, here's my favorite post ever on smashboards:

pockyD said:
lol

i was having some people over for a smashfest (like 10 people?)

i let them in the lobby while i went back to my car to get something (either settlers or a sleeping bag; i don't remember anymore)

while they were there, hyuga decided to show off that he could rip phone books in half (i wasn't there for this)

eventually, we went into my apartment and smashed for a while. brandon (homemadewaffles of announcer fame) was as loud as he is in videos. so was everyone else (i only singled waffles out because that will give you an idea of how loud everyone was). also, at some point, we were repeatedly listening to some rap song that went "if she makes me nuts itch, i'll kill that slut bitch" rather loudly

the next day, i'm woken up at like 5 pm when the apartment manager dude comes over and tells me a bunch of people complained about the noise. I weasel out of the blame, saying that they were stuck here and needed a place to sleep, i wasn't expecting so many people, etc.

He also remarks that he saw some "strange-looking guy with long blond hair" ripping up phonebooks in the lobby. apparently there is a security camera in the lobby. he goes on some spiel about how while nobody uses phonebooks, he can't recycle them if they're torn up. he closes with "tell him that, granted, it was very impressive, but he's not welcome here anymore since he seems to be unable to respect the property".

anyway, he left and I was tired and hungry, so I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo homes to bel air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes, smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air

and then i found 20 bucks

Pakman · Dec 16, 2009

That doesn't top the Pokemon battle between Inui and Blastoise.

Mew2King said:
Inui encounters Enemy Blastoise
Inui uses Down Throw to Fair
But it missed
Enemy Blastoise uses Hydro Pump
It’s not very effective…
Inui’s belly absorbed the attack!
Inui uses mindgames
But it failed
Enemy Blastoise uses Ice Beam
But it doesn’t affect Inui
Inui uses Inescapable Chain Grab
But it missed
Enemy Blasoise uses Heat
Inui uses WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Enemy Blastoise becomes furious
Inui uses Fire Emblem Stat
Enemy Blastoise’s Fury rose
Enemy Blastoise uses you-lost-to-DoYoung-in-tourney
A critical hit!
It’s super effective!!!
Inui’s pride lowered
Inui has low HP
Inui uses Limit Break: Logic
Inui explains how he “beats” Mew2King’s Marth
Enemy Blastoise starts bashing his head off the wall, not understanding how this is possible
Inui explains how Mew2King’s Fox is his easiest character to beat
Enemy Blastoise’s Confusion grew, it may hurt itself
Enemy Blastoise uses Skull Bash!
Enemy Blastoise bounces off Inui’s belly!
Enemy Blastoise has been hit by recoil!
Inui further explains how Mew2King’s Pichu beat his Sheik with almost only Nair
Enemy Blastoise is in great pain, and wishes for his death
Inui finishes off his attack with how, based off various friendlies through the United States, he’s somehow better than Isai
Enemy Blastoise’s brain implodes
A critical hit!
It’s super effective!!!
Enemy Blastoise Fainted
Inui gained 745 Exp Points

Made even more funny knowing that it was posted by M2K.

Jam Stunna · Dec 16, 2009

^ I have that post bookmarked

And holy cow, I'm listening to NPR right now and they're talking about Blackwater. This **** is insane

thumbswayup · Dec 16, 2009

The pockyD post wasn't that funny, the M2k one is a classic, but I think some of Wes and Neo's posts surpass it.

SwiftBass · Dec 16, 2009

*searches for wes's(DAlengendarysamus) thoughts on hugs and mango*

thumbswayup · Dec 16, 2009

DAlegendarysamus said:
I Need Ppl To Vote Because I Am Running To Be The Martin Luther King Of Smash " I Have A Dream For When Smashers Can Go Around The World Entering Tournaments Without Tournament Hosts Cutting Holes In Smashers Pockets And Smasher Bracket Genocide Provided By The Tournament Hosts. I Have A Dream Where M2k's While Win Tournaments Leaving With 100 Percent Of 1st Place Prize In His Hand.
I Have A Dream Tournament Hosts Will Come Out Of Thier Pockets And Bow To The Smashers And I Have A Dream That We Will See More Girls At Tournaments With Big Big Booties Not Chillindude With His Big ******* I Have A Dream That Mk Will Be Banned And Chaingrabbing Will Be Banned Then Plank Will A Just Coming Out Of His Pockets Cause He Will Be Donating His Money Entering Tournaments. I Have A Dream That Va Will Stop Rigging Brackets I Had A Dream Ken Dead On Survivor. Free At Last Freee At Last All Of The Guaranteed Pot Tournaments Will Be Free Entry At Last "- Martin Luther Wes Jr.

and his post about Evo having items on for Brawl is even funnier

*goes to find it*

Zombie Lucille Ball · Dec 16, 2009

epic
I Had A Dream Ken Dead On Survivor.

Zombie Lucille Ball · Dec 16, 2009

I'm going to be in FL for christmas... who wants me to poison the water supply or something so EC can win crews at Pound?

Mogwai · Dec 16, 2009

I think the more manageable question is: who doesn't?

pockyD · Dec 16, 2009

SwiftBass said:
*searches for wes's(DAlengendarysamus) thoughts on hugs and mango*

DAlegendarysamus said:
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LEAVE THE PARTY **** PC I THOUGHT U HAD IT MAN SORRY I WAS NOT THERE TO SUPPORT U , **** I FEEL BAD NOW but **** i was just having too much fun WITH THE REST OF MY DA BROTHERS TO CARE ABOUT EVO. ITS SAD HOW I CAME THERE ALL ****ED UP FROM DRINKING AND ****ING FOR LIKE 8HRS STR8 AND STILL BEATING PPL WINNING MONEY FO RLUNCH FROM PPL AND STILL BEATING MISTER HUGS AN MATCHES , YEAH U DID WHEN MORE BUT U CANT DENY ME WINNING A GOOD AMOUNT WHILE YOU CAMPING ME IN YOUR VICTORIES AND ME JUST STR8 UP FIGHTING. I WAS NOT IMPRESSED BY THE SKILL LEVE AT EVO AT ALL THIS WEEKEND FOR ME TO EVEN PLAY IN THE TOUNREY. THAT WEEKEND WAS THE WEEKEND OF FLUCKS NOT FLUKES LOL.

WELL I KNOW I AM THE GOOD DMAN BEST SAMUS AND STILL WILL BE UNTI THE DAY I DIE HUGS UR GAME PLAY DOES NOT IMPRESS ME YOUR STILL SECOND BEST WIHT SAMUS IN MY EYES. YOU DONT UTILIZE SAMUS TO HER FULL POTENTIAL AT ALL JEZZ MAN A FREINDLY YOU RAN FROM ME BUT LET ME ASK U A GOOD QUESTION Y WHEN IT WENT TO SUDDEN DEATH U PROCEED TO FIGHT ME WIHT BOTH OF US WITH 300 PERCENT IF U CLAIM U WON THE MATCH ALREADY WHICH I WON THE SUDDEN DEATH BUT ITS ALL GOOD IF U WANT TO RUN AWAY WITH UR 5 TO 3 WINS U CAN IF IT MAKES U GO TO BED HAPPY LOL. I AM MAD THOUGH I WOULD HAVE WON LOOKING AT THE RESULTS LOL I WOULD HAVE EATEN MANGO I AM FROM THE CARRIBEAN WE EAT MANGOS ALL THE TIME WTF IS A MANGO DODIGN BEATEN PPL LOL.
COME TO NEW YORK MANGO LOL , YEAH YOU MANGO COME WATCH I **** YOUR *** UP.
AND LASTLY WEST COAST SUCKS BALLS LOL I RAN THRU YALL TO BAD I WONT BE ABLE TO DO IT AGAIN UNTIL BRAWL COMES OUT LOL.

OH YEAH AND THE BLACK KID THAT IS THE BEST FALCO IN CALI THATS SAD MAN U SHOULD STICK TO BASKETBALL THATS IF UR GOOD AT THAT OR STICK TO JUST ****ING GURLS IF U HAVE A BIG **** IF NOT IDK WHAT ELSE A BLACK KID LIKE U CAN DO , I KNOW ONE THING DONT PLAY SMASH LOL AND THANX FOR THE LUNCH MAN THE WEST COAST I DO ADMIT GIVE US NEW YORKERS A GOOD WARM FILLING WHEN THEY GIVE US MONEY FOR FOOD SO I THANK YOU FOR THAT I CANT SAY I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR.

find the lower-case letters!

my post wasn't meant to be funny, it was just a real story for the most part

ZoSo · Dec 16, 2009

CogSmooch said:
I think the one RI tourney I went to had swiss. Is that true Dave? I think I beat Spife that tourney before I even knew who he was.

I don't think we've ever run swiss at an RI tourney.

Lovage said:
smashfest at Pc's next week....lets do it!!!! ill take the train lol

actually i dont care where
i just wanna play with him (and all the ec smashers) while im over there
i wanna go to that basement on True Life where i first heard what an STD was...lol

Yeah, I'm in that video.

otg · Dec 16, 2009

Pakman said:
That doesn't top the Pokemon battle between Inui and Blastoise.

Made even more funny knowing that it was posted by M2K.

That might be the single greatest post I've ever seen.

P. O. F. · Dec 16, 2009

I'm debating having a smashfest at my place VERY SOON. I have time now because I dont have school (finished today, yay) and work is going to be slow for a little while.

I was thinking the 26th or 27th. No Johns.

Is anything definite in NY?

EDIT:

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=9099188#post9099188

Aesir · Dec 16, 2009

ZoSo · Dec 16, 2009

I like how many of those posts are his responses to my trolling.

EC_Joey · Dec 16, 2009

Wow. Were the results of that moneymatch in the last few posts reported?

EDIT: Nevermind found the later posts in the thread.

Zombie Lucille Ball · Dec 16, 2009

I'm not reading all of that, I'll stick with Wes eating mangos in the carribean

Aesir · Dec 16, 2009

I like how much of an animetard I acted like back in the day.

Jam Stunna · Dec 16, 2009

As art, anime is great. Too bad everything else about it is awful.

Pakman · Dec 16, 2009

Gaius Frakkin' Baltar said:
As art, anime is great. Too bad everything else about it is awful.

Yeah I share this sentiment.

I do own YuYu Hakusho for nostalgic reasons.

EC_Joey · Dec 16, 2009

Gaius Frakkin' Baltar said:
As art, anime is great. Too bad everything else about it is awful.

I hate the rabid, smelly fans the most.

thumbswayup · Dec 16, 2009

Gaius Frakkin' Baltar said:
As art, anime is great. Too bad everything else about it is awful.

There are a few exceptions, you have to look hard for them, but when you find them they can be some of the greatest forms of entertainment out there (Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Berserk, Death Note, etc.). Gotta look REAL hard sometimes to sift through all the trash out there.

Jam Stunna · Dec 16, 2009

The good ones, as great as they are, don't make up for all of the bad ones. When Gabriel wakes up in the morning to watch Bakugon, I just about want to shoot myself.

thumbswayup · Dec 16, 2009

lmfao I'm sure it's as awful as you say, but is there really a difference between that and today's American cartoons? (and holy **** they are bad, not like the good stuff we all grew up with)

Lovage · Dec 16, 2009

berserk *****

unlike most anime

thumbswayup · Dec 16, 2009

Lovage said:
berserk *****

unlike most anime

This man speaks the truth.

It's the greatest story ever told.

S l o X · Dec 16, 2009

Some of the best anime were on ASwim for a while. Bebop, Trigun(?), DN...etc...
I never was a fan of dubs but CBebop was one of the select few that I would prefer in English. I rarely watch anime nowadays and most people I know watch Naruto and the really popular ones which is ~meh. :\

otg · Dec 16, 2009

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1789049&postcount=580

****

Pakman · Dec 16, 2009

thumbswayup said:
lmfao I'm sure it's as awful as you say, but is there really a difference between that and today's American cartoons? (and holy **** they are bad, not like the good stuff we all grew up with)

Yeah a bunch of turtles happened to walk into some radioactive fluid and were trained by a ninja rat contaminated by the same fluid is definitely an awesome premise for a story.

Come on if they tried to put that by you today you would think people who watched that were ********.

Point, entertainment is in the eye of the beholder.

I <3 TMNT

P. O. F. · Dec 16, 2009

Aesir said:
You guys are all scrubs. I'm about to show you the greatest series of posts ever in smashboards.

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1689763&postcount=60

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1690156&postcount=74

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1690216&postcount=77 SUPER COMICAL

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1690291&postcount=81

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1690371&postcount=85

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1690404&postcount=87

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1693060&postcount=112

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1695628&postcount=132 This is when things really got awesome.

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1706723&postcount=156

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1706754&postcount=158

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1713146&postcount=173

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1727075&postcount=191

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1728755&postcount=202 mango should read this post

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1732066&postcount=211

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1734152&postcount=218

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1741965&postcount=227

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1742172&postcount=229

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1745069&postcount=236

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1747163&postcount=245

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1747267&postcount=248

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1747354&postcount=250

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1748892&postcount=273

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1749054&postcount=277

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1749090&postcount=281 SPIKEY ALL DAY

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1749148&postcount=286

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1749219&postcount=289

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1751402&postcount=319

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1751549&postcount=321

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1758111&postcount=346

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1758187&postcount=351

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1758222&postcount=353

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1758263&postcount=355

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1761049&postcount=377

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1761129&postcount=381

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1761168&postcount=385

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1763638&postcount=410

I think you all get the picture.

Sorakeyblademaster. Greatest gift to the smash community.

Thanks for making my night Aesir. I read all of that and don't regret it one bit. And I Thought ~~I was a bad poster.~~ MY posts were bad. LOL.

HollaAtchaBoy · Dec 16, 2009

Lucky Star & Azumanga, gents.

thumbswayup · Dec 16, 2009

Pakman said:
Yeah a bunch of turtles happened to walk into some radioactive fluid and were trained by a ninja rat contaminated by the same fluid is definitely an awesome premise for a story.

Come on if they tried to put that by you today you would think people who watched that were ********.

Point, entertainment is in the eye of the beholder.

I <3 TMNT

I'd rather my kids grow up watching the old TMNT than most of the stuff that comes out these days. At least it was original and awesome for kids lol

edit- PoF you're supposed to say "and I thought MY posts were bad" you can throw some laughing in there too LOL

Jam Stunna · Dec 16, 2009

thumbswayup said:
lmfao I'm sure it's as awful as you say, but is there really a difference between that and today's American cartoons? (and holy **** they are bad, not like the good stuff we all grew up with)

That's true. Mostly because they rip off all of the bad qualities of anime (see: Teen Titans).

Aesir · Dec 16, 2009

Yeah this is why I laugh at when people give PoF a hard time, because sora was a million times worse.

P. O. F. · Dec 16, 2009

I love my new sig. Thanks Aesir.

Edit:

I just found this and ****ing died.

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=1793460&postcount=22

noodles · Dec 16, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJj_5EZyi34

S l o X · Dec 16, 2009

Sora = Biggest troll to ever hit SWF? :D

HollaAtchaBoy · Dec 16, 2009

I approve of Sweden's Wombo Combo.

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