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Colorado Smash - MVG Presents: REVELATION 2 - MIDWEST NATIONAL! MVG QUALIFIER! May 16-17

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yeah i know i crossed the line, try it if u want. please dont regret it. i know i wont.
Oh my good God, you're a riot! That's so cute.

I hope you're happy with yourself. Keep the Internet as a medium to flaunt yourself for now, you won't be so quick to use words when you see me again. I refute any sort of trained fighting you claim to have. Worst case scenario, I'll just say that I've spent more time studying forms of combat and martial arts than you.

Be scurred.

And you're not a pacifist by any stretch of the imagination. A true pacifist has decent moral principle and understand what it means to maintain peaceful relations to prevent any sort of violence in the first place.
 

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Why would you post that here? :confused: Nobody here cares that you bumped a year old topic in a different forum, and made a superpost defending it... Honestly. This is ridiculous.
 

Sinz

The only true DR vet.
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Admit your mistake and let this thread die again. It's the only reason I'm posting here at all. I don't want to argue anywhere but within my own state on the Southwest boards, where it's sometimes necessary.
You said you don't want to argue anywhere but in here.
 

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"Within my own state" refers to problems I may have with other people in my state, for whatever reason. I didn't mean for it to sound like, "let's move this to the Southwest boards", if that's the idea you got from it. Sorry. I meant it as a bit of an inside reference to the happenings in here, since you're just about the only person on that forum that will understand what I'm referencing.
 

Sinz

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"Within my own state" refers to problems I may have with other people in my state, for whatever reason. I didn't mean for it to sound like, "let's move this to the Southwest boards", if that's the idea you got from it. Sorry. I meant it as a bit of an inside reference to the happenings in here, since you're just about the only person on that forum that will understand what I'm referencing.
Actually, I didn't know what you were referencing to until now. Sorry about all that earlier. I am super exhausted and really sick so I am in a currently really simple minded mood. If I can get lost right now I will. Sickness ftl.
 

demonictoonlink

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Must be a hanging with DTL thing.
I've been at work and finally got to see the stuffz.

I know this was a joke, but I would never cross so many lines unprovoked like that. Really, really mean posting for no reason.


edit: Meno, use your 4000th post to dedicate it to me.
 

O'chunks

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So much drama that happened. I had to skip a page to get here XD.

Meno, what are you going to do to get your 4000th post?
 

Ryyudo

Smash Rookie
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Highlands Ranch, Colorado.

Moblin

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Rofl, that character is hilarious. Is he greased up from start to finish or is there some re-greasing mechanic in-battle you need to do before you can use his ultras?
 

EvoZ

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Colorado
It's probably not my place to say anything but- seeing as i still have my v-card and am quite proud that i've been able to resist all the cumtraps and dishonest *****es in the past through pure will alone- I must say you really shouldn't be criticizing someone for choosing to play video games and browse interests other than women. For all we know he could just be a closet troll and unwilling to accept that or he could be a true asexual and not have any real necessity in needing to get his **** wet; as well as he could just be a very insecure guy and unsure of how to approach the situation-regardless people lose their virginity eventually. However, I on the other hand, as much as i love playing vidgames and getting good and slaughtering my opponents have had enough of sitting there just getting good at games and ignoring the social aspects of life such as relationships and sex etc. So I am choosing to delve into that boat just for the sake of getting the "i'm a virgin" off my conscious. And believe me- IT NEEDS TO BE DONE!!! LIFE IS MORE OF A GAME THAN YOU THINK. if you can master brawl and college and everything else you can master relationships and sex and stuff- but put the effort into it cus it's worth it. You'll feel better about yourself and you'll understand life a whole lot more- you'll probably also not even think about it anymore once it happens unless you find someone that you're able to be sexually active with-without much effort. But masturbation just isn't enough for anyone TRUST ME.

So to Bees who i've only met once- I'm going to have to say you should probably go out and try and get laid- no joke it needs to happen so you DON'T get butthurt when someone brings up that fact...you're just digging yourself a bigger hole if you SAY you get butthurt when someone plays that card: so just do yourself a favor and go get a magazine from colorado and order some fuc king escort service and get your d ick wet so you don't have to get offended when someone plays that card.

tc, I've met you once and I gotta say you're a pretty chill guy from what I remember. Maybe you went a little overboard but, honestly, I don't blame you. Because if it wasn't for people like you (and myself when it comes to bringing up incredibly valid points) guys like Bees wouldn't even ever try to get laid...no joke...they'd just sit there thinking that because they finished college, are really good at video games, "think" they can make music off a program and do all this other stuff; that they don't need to get laid...but the sad truth is- everyone needs to. If they don't and they aren't very manipulative people are going to ride them all their life and they'll just feel bad when someone brings it up.

so to all the virgins on here, myself included. Take a moment, reflect on past failures and triumphs, learn from your mistakes and persevere on your successes. Don't just STOP trying entirely you're digging yourself a bigger hole and it's very unnecessary. It really isn't THAT hard to get laid. I had long hair in highschool and was at least 60 pounds overweight and no joke I still had oppurtunities to get laid with BEAUTIFUL dishonest women...If standards are an issue lower them. I on the other hand don't feel that I need to lower them. Because i'm so manipulative (SORRY GUYS, sociopath in the making ohnoes) I have the ability to snag any woman that I want as long as I put the effort into it. I can read people really well and I can adapt to ANY situation without much effort. The problem I have is pride...and I don't think that's necessarily a vice but it definately hinders my progress in my quest to get laid- cus I refuse to use manipulation for personal gain.

But really- this is supposed to be a pretty chill scene and I don't feel very many people on the colo smash scene have beef with very many people; let's try to maintain that record. We're all human and we all work at our own pace.

some of us are very outspoken, some of us mask our true feelings, some of us are completely introverted even when we feel comfortable in the presence of others, while others are very outgoing and not afraid to say what needs to be said.

GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE?!!?

also- let's get some smashfest going this week ya ya ya ya?????
 

CloudChaser071

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There are very few with morals about having intimate relationships.

Stop picking on Bees for the love of God. If he doesn't want to get intimate with a girl, then more power to him. It doesn't make him better or worse than us because we're all human beings.

Having sex doesn't mean that you're better at life. Making it to Harvard doesn't mean that you're better at life. Life is what people make it to be. If Bees is happy with his life, then more power to him. Don't go attacking him because he hasn't slept with a girl.
 

EvoZ

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if this is a response to my statement, i wasn't accusing anyone of anything- i was just merely stating anyone would probably be better off not being a 40 year old virgin and it's much easier to get laid in your 20s than after that especially if you have no experience after 25.

SEX IS A NATURAL THING JUST DO IT.
it's very UNNATURAL to wallow in your own sorrow and trying to justify not getting laid.
 

CloudChaser071

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So to Bees who i've only met once- I'm going to have to say you should probably go out and try and get laid- no joke it needs to happen so you DON'T get butthurt when someone brings up that fact...you're just digging yourself a bigger hole if you SAY you get butthurt when someone plays that card: so just do yourself a favor and go get a magazine from colorado and order some fuc king escort service and get your d ick wet so you don't have to get offended when someone plays that card.
Despite Jo and I have grown apart because of Smash, he's still a brother to me. And to see someone lay a personal attack on his belief on intimation... It hurts not only him, but people who care for him as well.

I know it wasn't a personal attack, but I felt the need to say something.
 

demonictoonlink

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Please no...

Let's leave Ol' Besse's sex life alone.

Talk about mine! I'm a ******l virgin! (does not mean it's been in the...ya know...)
 

deepseadiva

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I was gonna post something.

Then I met someone.

Then I went from complete and utter butterfly inflation to slow tar-like realization in a room full of popping balloons in a span of less than 10 minutes.

**** YOU TC
AND **** YOU BEES
AND **** YOU TIM
AND **** YOU DTL

AND ALSO JESUS. SPECIFICALLY JESUS.

************ETY **** ****

...****
 

deepseadiva

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lol Yang speaks from experience.

Ugh, I can't post anywhere else.

Also, I feel like this now: :colorful::colorful::mad::mad::cry::rotfl::mad:
 

tsizzinc

Smash Rookie
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yeah, i dont get mad easily, when i do, i get brutal.
so i'm convinced, i cannot go to no koast yet... if i do, seriously i'll have no respect for myself.
truth telling time, i dont see myself being successful at life and smash at the same time. this conclusion was increasingly difficult to come to. but its true, i'm not strong enough to be successful in life and smash. if i dont make 100k a year in 10 years i'll see myself as being a failure btw, and i'm about to graduate within 2 years. so i better be making 60k in 5 years. how many smashers get such a salary?

also i thought the sex vs games spiel was a giant metaphor, real life vs fantasy escape. seriously we got too literal.

meno, saving ur 4000th post?
 

Ryyudo

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hahahahahahah. some of those post on cl are pretty funny! also, another thing about the subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrntGEVrICY
Buhahahahaha! Oh man I cannot WAIT for season 3. My nephew says it's gonna start near the end of this month. Hype!(r Viper Beam)

Rofl, that character is hilarious. Is he greased up from start to finish or is there some re-greasing mechanic in-battle you need to do before you can use his ultras?
From what I'm hearing and understanding, some, or all, characters have power up moves. I think him splashing more Crisco on himself is that power-up move.

And man, his theme is catchy too.

EDIT: Also, what I said about Hakan earlier. If the rumor of him not being able to be grabbed is true, then that'll easily kick him up a few notches. It might be post oil-powerup too.
 

Bees!

Smash Ace
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Colorado
It's probably not my place to say anything but- seeing as i still have my v-card and am quite proud that i've been able to resist all the cumtraps and dishonest *****es in the past through pure will alone- I must say you really shouldn't be criticizing someone for choosing to play video games and browse interests other than women. For all we know he could just be a closet troll and unwilling to accept that or he could be a true asexual and not have any real necessity in needing to get his **** wet; as well as he could just be a very insecure guy and unsure of how to approach the situation-regardless people lose their virginity eventually. However, I on the other hand, as much as i love playing vidgames and getting good and slaughtering my opponents have had enough of sitting there just getting good at games and ignoring the social aspects of life such as relationships and sex etc. So I am choosing to delve into that boat just for the sake of getting the "i'm a virgin" off my conscious. And believe me- IT NEEDS TO BE DONE!!! LIFE IS MORE OF A GAME THAN YOU THINK. if you can master brawl and college and everything else you can master relationships and sex and stuff- but put the effort into it cus it's worth it. You'll feel better about yourself and you'll understand life a whole lot more- you'll probably also not even think about it anymore once it happens unless you find someone that you're able to be sexually active with-without much effort. But masturbation just isn't enough for anyone TRUST ME.

So to Bees who i've only met once- I'm going to have to say you should probably go out and try and get laid- no joke it needs to happen so you DON'T get butthurt when someone brings up that fact...you're just digging yourself a bigger hole if you SAY you get butthurt when someone plays that card: so just do yourself a favor and go get a magazine from colorado and order some fuc king escort service and get your d ick wet so you don't have to get offended when someone plays that card.

tc, I've met you once and I gotta say you're a pretty chill guy from what I remember. Maybe you went a little overboard but, honestly, I don't blame you. Because if it wasn't for people like you (and myself when it comes to bringing up incredibly valid points) guys like Bees wouldn't even ever try to get laid...no joke...they'd just sit there thinking that because they finished college, are really good at video games, "think" they can make music off a program and do all this other stuff; that they don't need to get laid...but the sad truth is- everyone needs to. If they don't and they aren't very manipulative people are going to ride them all their life and they'll just feel bad when someone brings it up.

so to all the virgins on here, myself included. Take a moment, reflect on past failures and triumphs, learn from your mistakes and persevere on your successes. Don't just STOP trying entirely you're digging yourself a bigger hole and it's very unnecessary. It really isn't THAT hard to get laid. I had long hair in highschool and was at least 60 pounds overweight and no joke I still had oppurtunities to get laid with BEAUTIFUL dishonest women...If standards are an issue lower them. I on the other hand don't feel that I need to lower them. Because i'm so manipulative (SORRY GUYS, sociopath in the making ohnoes) I have the ability to snag any woman that I want as long as I put the effort into it. I can read people really well and I can adapt to ANY situation without much effort. The problem I have is pride...and I don't think that's necessarily a vice but it definately hinders my progress in my quest to get laid- cus I refuse to use manipulation for personal gain.

But really- this is supposed to be a pretty chill scene and I don't feel very many people on the colo smash scene have beef with very many people; let's try to maintain that record. We're all human and we all work at our own pace.

some of us are very outspoken, some of us mask our true feelings, some of us are completely introverted even when we feel comfortable in the presence of others, while others are very outgoing and not afraid to say what needs to be said.

GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE?!!?

also- let's get some smashfest going this week ya ya ya ya?????
No offense Magus but there was much more said than about sex. If anything the "I am a better person and you fail at life, I am awesome" card was what I found most offensive. In fact only one section was an attack on my sex life. Also I would disagree, I have no interest in getting laid at this point of my life. That sort of practice to me would be a waste of my time. That doesn't mean I don't have any friends who are girls. In fact our weekly smashfests in the Springs have girls who come to hang out all the time. With all due respect Magus, thanks but no thanks. Also the only game I really play that often is Brawl, and when I do, I play it with other people, whom during that time, I laugh, I joke, I have a good time. In other words I have friendships and a social life. Also and again don't take this the wrong way. But your reasoning behind getting laid is so difficult people don't ride me? Well there will be difficult people your whole life who will always find fault with something in your life or just your life. You can't spend your whole life pleasing them by changing things in your life they perceive to be wrong. If you do that, you will be very miserable and won't be truly happy with who you are.
I am over it now and don't wish to talk about it any further. thank you and good morning.
 

tsizzinc

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that /\.
thanks bees for finally stating that its over.
i really didn't want to attack you. if you wish i will edit my post and erase everything. cant turn back time but i can take back words.
 

Bees!

Smash Ace
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Colorado
that /\.
thanks bees for finally stating that its over.
i really didn't want to attack you. if you wish i will edit my post and erase everything. cant turn back time but i can take back words.
Do whatever you feel you should do. It's not up to me to make that decision.
What you have said to me can never be taken back for me. (Tis the nature of words)
However if you feel that it will reconcile any shortcomings than by all means.

However I am done people.
I have to get ready for work now. I don't have time to talk about getting laid.
Right now my priorities are.

1. Go to work
2. Continue looking for scholarships
3. Get car repaired
4. Finish taxes and such
5. Hang with friends

Getting laid will come eventually, But not until I find someone who is a person I want to have a relationship with.
Until then I have better things to do.
 
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