BattlePenguin
Smash Rookie
Anyone wanna team?
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CGC @ SFSU XXV - SEP. 3rd!
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pockyD
Smash Legend
So a C, an E-flat and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
A D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar.
A D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar.
L__
Smash Master
where did you find that?
choknater
Smash Obsessed
i need a teammate
DarrellD
Smash Ace
- Joined
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I got you big king don immaculate boss mo****a
Shroomed
Smash Master
this tourney better **** cuz im breakin plans
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, idk anymore haha
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, idk anymore haha
sidefx
Smash Champion
shut up dajuan, no one cares about you
HomeMadeWaffles
Smash Lord
its lagging but them youtube videos about to be siiiiick. 19 minute Hugs VS the GERM set!!!
results are on the front page!
Brian
Smash Journeyman
i dont really have all that much fun at tournaments any more
i miss seeing you guys
good **** to the people i played
blah at the people i didn't
special shoutout to violence, sad to see you go!
i miss seeing you guys
good **** to the people i played
blah at the people i didn't
special shoutout to violence, sad to see you go!
metalreflectslime
Chemistry PhD Programs?
Good job, Axe! 
choknater
Smash Obsessed
dam this tourny was hard
i played bad
but then started playing better as the day went on
put me in the amateur bracket next time :D
i played bad
but then started playing better as the day went on
put me in the amateur bracket next time :D
A Pimp Named Slickback
Smash Lord
oh my goodness
i have to know who won this. SS vs. HugS was ****ing sick but I couldn't stay to watch the rest
btw Chok your Young Link *****.
i have to know who won this. SS vs. HugS was ****ing sick but I couldn't stay to watch the rest
btw Chok your Young Link *****.
Legit tournament was legit, I played both better and worse than I thought I would.
Btw did anyone pick up a black controller? I think I left it at CGC. It might have some black sharpie markings on the directional pad.
Btw did anyone pick up a black controller? I think I left it at CGC. It might have some black sharpie markings on the directional pad.
Iron Dragon
Smash Lord
top 4 was axe,shroomed,hugs,ss(so yes hugs beat ss).
A Pimp Named Slickback
Smash Lord
no I mean
who won the tournament?
I saw HugS beat SS and part of HugS vs. Shroomed
so Axe won? tighttttttt
who won the tournament?
I saw HugS beat SS and part of HugS vs. Shroomed
so Axe won? tighttttttt
SFAT
Smash Ace
Who the heck took BobbySiege's and my controllers? One is white with a dirty cord and one is half white, half goldenish. Let me know.
choknater
Smash Obsessed
thanks i kno
Iron Dragon
Smash Lord
Yeah. You didn't miss anything notable of Shroomed vs HugS lol. Loooooooooooooong matches hah.
Shroomed won 3-0 either way though vs HugS. Axe then beat Shroomed 3-1 in Grand Finals.
metalreflectslime
Chemistry PhD Programs?
Axe also used against DaJuan.
against DaJuan.
TheZhuKeeper
Smash Champion
Wait... Jin (Erick?) got 7th in the "newb" bracket?
I refuse to believe that was him.
I refuse to believe that was him.
MasterShake
Smash Lord
Ahhhh...best results I've had so far. Now I have to practice even more...
CableCho57
Smash Lord
axe is my hero
joeplicate
Smash Master
super shoutout to darrell
we're going steady and the future's looking bright <3
awesome tournament, it was great seeing everybody
gj dajuan, gj axe even though we didn't see a lot of each other!
it feels good to be back in norcal again
we're going steady and the future's looking bright <3
awesome tournament, it was great seeing everybody
gj dajuan, gj axe even though we didn't see a lot of each other!
it feels good to be back in norcal again
Brian
Smash Journeyman
over/under: three tournaments before they're over teaming with each other
ill take the under
SFAT
Smash Ace
Violence
Smash Lord
I'll get to watch all the matches online, I guess, I missed them all in person.
: / wanted to play with Pocky, Tang, and HugS, but not enough time.
I played matches with the following(outside of bracket) and have them recorded:
Mackadotious
Tafo
Choknater
tarheeljks
SuperRad
HomeMadeWaffles
Phil
SFAT
Bob Money
Silent Spectre
Sidefx
Shroomed
Alan
Falcomist
Hyuga
The GERM
The Lovely and Talented Bobby Siege
Darrell
Axe
Vanessa
PewPewU
Scar
Lovage
Zelgadis
Jin
Pink Shinobi
Myko
Zoap
Bets
Nightcrawler
L
Bozo
Joeplicate
Cubaisdeath
Good ****, all of you.
Sorry for people I missed, there just wasn't enough time.
: / wanted to play with Pocky, Tang, and HugS, but not enough time.
I played matches with the following(outside of bracket) and have them recorded:
Mackadotious
Tafo
Choknater
tarheeljks
SuperRad
HomeMadeWaffles
Phil
SFAT
Bob Money
Silent Spectre
Sidefx
Shroomed
Alan
Falcomist
Hyuga
The GERM
The Lovely and Talented Bobby Siege
Darrell
Axe
Vanessa
PewPewU
Scar
Lovage
Zelgadis
Jin
Pink Shinobi
Myko
Zoap
Bets
Nightcrawler
L
Bozo
Joeplicate
Cubaisdeath
Good ****, all of you.
Sorry for people I missed, there just wasn't enough time.
Yokoshima Metsubo
Smash Cadet
Good times at this last tourny. Looking forward to the next one.
MyKo
Smash Lord
Hmm..imo this was such a good tourney that I just had to post about it
Onski thanks for teaming with me and I'm sorry for coming late...for the second match, my apologies man, better luck next time, right? :]
The Samus players were outstanding, I played so many today and they were all so tricky ;X
Axe man...you are something. I haven't played a good Falco in a while other than Zhu, and I Haven't met a Falco that lives [maybe close] to Forward :D Let's play again man
Germ..dam that was a close fun battle..I was inconsistent in the end and I lost grip =\ GG
Can't wait for the next tourney..and btw, 2 Classrooms = BEST IDEA ANYBODY EVER decided to do. One is the chill / concentration room / less hot, the other is for whatever too
Good stuff
Onski thanks for teaming with me and I'm sorry for coming late...for the second match, my apologies man, better luck next time, right? :]
The Samus players were outstanding, I played so many today and they were all so tricky ;X
Axe man...you are something. I haven't played a good Falco in a while other than Zhu, and I Haven't met a Falco that lives [maybe close] to Forward :D Let's play again man
Germ..dam that was a close fun battle..I was inconsistent in the end and I lost grip =\ GG
Can't wait for the next tourney..and btw, 2 Classrooms = BEST IDEA ANYBODY EVER decided to do. One is the chill / concentration room / less hot, the other is for whatever too
Good stuff
darkatma
Smash Hero
woah did paul actually go to a tourney?
Naota21t
Smash Champion
Eric when are you leaving? Cuz i wasn't able to go to CGC cuz it was my best friend's bday
but i still wanna play you sometime this week before you leave.
but i still wanna play you sometime this week before you leave.
battousai555
Smash Ace
Yeah. He said he didn't have money for singles, but when I offered to pay he wouldn't accept
TheGoat
Smash Ace
- Joined
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- Messages
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Great tournament!
It was a pleasure to meet HugS, Soju, Tristan, Jeff, and Sheridan, and also see some other familiar faces there.
Just a couple questions; I arrived at about 1 pm, and it seems everybody was just arriving then, you know we had that "lecture" thing and then we set up everything.
Wasn't that supposed to start up at like 11 am?
It was a pleasure to meet HugS, Soju, Tristan, Jeff, and Sheridan, and also see some other familiar faces there.
Just a couple questions; I arrived at about 1 pm, and it seems everybody was just arriving then, you know we had that "lecture" thing and then we set up everything.
Wasn't that supposed to start up at like 11 am?
battousai555
Smash Ace
Thanks, bro. Who are you? I don't remember anyone with the tag "The Goat," so I assume you told me your real name. I'm Tristan