Teh Future
Smash Master
So im bored and can't sleep. Everyone knows how terrible and stupid this game and its characters are. In this topic you post your own opinions on which are the gayest characters in the game. If you have a character that seems misplaced when comparing to other people's lists please feel free to explain or quietly rage over your opinion.
Also keep in mind to place characters based on how stupid and ******** they are to play against for everyone, not just you. For example lets take Ice Climbers. As a snake main you might not give a **** about playing them because your completely stupid and broken and make everything explode because your ****ing broken piece of **** that beats ics 91-1. however, don't let that make you place ICs too low on the list, because they win most matchups by choosing grab in every situation and winning because apparently tech skill should get you an instant kill off of one read because this game was horribly designed.
Maybe if im bored some other time i will come up with a rating system to average the results and make an actual midwest gay tier list (probably won't happen though because im really lazy lol)
Anyways heres my list:
TOP
SS:
Olimar
S:
Ice Climbers
Diddy Kong
Toon Link
King DeDeDe
Snake
Falco
Peach
HIGH
A:
Metaknight
Samus
Zero Suit Samus
Wario
Lucario
Marth
B:
Mr. Game & Watch
Luigi
Ike
Wolf
Fox
Ganondorf
MID
C:
Pit
Kirby
Pikachu
ROB
Sonic
Ness
Zelda
Shiek
D:
Donkey Kong
Yoshi
Pokemon Trainer
Lucas
Jiggylpuff
Link
Mario
Bowser
Captain Falcon
I think it is important to note that no character falls underneath mid tier. This is because every character in this game can be a huge ******.
Some interesting notes after I made this:
-Marth is the lowest placing top tier. He is still High tier in this list. That means EVERY top tier character is ****ing broken *** bull**** in some way or another.
-Samus is the highest placing low tier. He is two places away from top tier. This shows that despite being terrible, bad characters can still be played ridiculously ******** and annoying.
-ROB, Pit, and Pikachu are all mid tier on my list. I expect them to be higher in other people's lists. idk why I do not find them filled with as much ******** bull**** as most other people seem to.
-Metaknight is one place under top tier in my list. This shows that despite being stupidly good, mk is much more preferable to play against than several characters. An exception to this is that if you are ******** and convinced by laughably bad videos such as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDCG6NF10oU
In that case, MK is probably at the top of your list because you don't actually play this game and spend all of your time on *502 bad gateway* theorycrafting
-Peach is listed under top tier in this list. If you disagree, you probably play a stupid broken character like falco or have never played a good peach. She is stupidly fat for no reason and has no hurtbox alongside infinte priority even though she is just a stupid *****. For proof of this, go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjTTC3VWGqc#t=2m25s
-If you disagree with my placement of King ****** (D3), then you either play him, or don't play a character that gets0-death chaingrabbed by him.
-Olimar is by far the gayest thing that has ever existed.
Also keep in mind to place characters based on how stupid and ******** they are to play against for everyone, not just you. For example lets take Ice Climbers. As a snake main you might not give a **** about playing them because your completely stupid and broken and make everything explode because your ****ing broken piece of **** that beats ics 91-1. however, don't let that make you place ICs too low on the list, because they win most matchups by choosing grab in every situation and winning because apparently tech skill should get you an instant kill off of one read because this game was horribly designed.
Maybe if im bored some other time i will come up with a rating system to average the results and make an actual midwest gay tier list (probably won't happen though because im really lazy lol)
Anyways heres my list:
TOP
SS:
Olimar
S:
Ice Climbers
Diddy Kong
Toon Link
King DeDeDe
Snake
Falco
Peach
HIGH
A:
Metaknight
Samus
Zero Suit Samus
Wario
Lucario
Marth
B:
Mr. Game & Watch
Luigi
Ike
Wolf
Fox
Ganondorf
MID
C:
Pit
Kirby
Pikachu
ROB
Sonic
Ness
Zelda
Shiek
D:
Donkey Kong
Yoshi
Pokemon Trainer
Lucas
Jiggylpuff
Link
Mario
Bowser
Captain Falcon
I think it is important to note that no character falls underneath mid tier. This is because every character in this game can be a huge ******.
Some interesting notes after I made this:
-Marth is the lowest placing top tier. He is still High tier in this list. That means EVERY top tier character is ****ing broken *** bull**** in some way or another.
-Samus is the highest placing low tier. He is two places away from top tier. This shows that despite being terrible, bad characters can still be played ridiculously ******** and annoying.
-ROB, Pit, and Pikachu are all mid tier on my list. I expect them to be higher in other people's lists. idk why I do not find them filled with as much ******** bull**** as most other people seem to.
-Metaknight is one place under top tier in my list. This shows that despite being stupidly good, mk is much more preferable to play against than several characters. An exception to this is that if you are ******** and convinced by laughably bad videos such as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDCG6NF10oU
In that case, MK is probably at the top of your list because you don't actually play this game and spend all of your time on *502 bad gateway* theorycrafting
-Peach is listed under top tier in this list. If you disagree, you probably play a stupid broken character like falco or have never played a good peach. She is stupidly fat for no reason and has no hurtbox alongside infinte priority even though she is just a stupid *****. For proof of this, go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjTTC3VWGqc#t=2m25s
-If you disagree with my placement of King ****** (D3), then you either play him, or don't play a character that gets
-Olimar is by far the gayest thing that has ever existed.
