Brawl anecdotes or: Stupid things we say while playing SSBB.

[Cinos_Gohegdeh]

i say Leave Luck To Heaven

(it means Nintendo)

 

[Brother J]

The Tay Combo!!!
Doc down throw to down B

 

[SothE700k]

Friend: "BLAAAWWAGAAAAHH!!! That's it, I'm gonna kick your ***!" *gets thrown to his death on a walk off at 0%*

 

[thebigk]

When me and my friend Greg play, we have the items turned on. Whenever he grabs a Fan, he screams "I'm a hero!" then proceeds to rack up 200% damage on me.

My buddy Calvin uses the IC, when he gets their final smash, he screams "TIME FOR A MOUNTAIN CLIMBING ADVENTURE!!!" so loud that everyone on the entire floor hears him.

Once when I was using Falco, I kept grabbing the Smash Ball and getting it knocked out of me, and I was like "Man, **** off, I want to prefer the air!"

When I'm using Wolf and get his final smash, I'm always saying things like "We're gonna have fun with thing, a**hole!", or "You having fun with this thing?? 'Cause I know I am!!"

 

[Lemonwater]

This thread is full of lulz

Anybody ever play Resident Evil 4? We now call Samus' and Captain Falcon's u-tilts the "Chikyo Chagi" axe kick lolol

Ganondorf's u-tilt is the "Greater Chikyo Chagi"



...And in Resident Evil 4, we call Albert Wesker's Thrust Punch the Falcon Punch.


Other stuff:
Andy (my roomie): *During Final Smash* We're gonna have fun with this thing!
Me: That's what she said.

 

[Dragoomba]

URRRGH (Ganon thunderstorm 1)
AGGHGH (Thunderstorm 2)
HAAAAGH (Thunderstorm 3)
etc.

 

[Lemonwater]

Yeah, Ganon makes some funny noises lmao

And anybody ever notice that weird sound Captain Falcon makes during up smash (I think)? He goes like "FALLLLLC!"

Yes. Captain Falcon is a Pokemon...he says his own name!

 

[:mad:]

I got so angry at a Pit player once, I physically stood up and challenged Pit to a fight.
I was all "I will rip your girlish wings off!!1" in a triumphant tone.

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

Most of the ish we say is hip-hop or R&B/Pop related.

Like saying Yoooooo! at a parodying way at random moments. (Soulja***.)
After coin matches: We gettin Arab Money with the dance.
Dedede is Ricky Ross.
Donkey Kong is Fitty Cent.
Roy was always Asher Roth.
Kills with the soccer balls are Balllllllinnn!
Samus is Miss Independent and thats why we wreck her. (Ne-Yo.)
Or you can die however you like.
Or with Marths final smash: All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom.
With a random KO: See ya at the crossroads. (Bone thugs.)
With the landmaster: They see me rollin, they hatin.
Lucas is Hurricane Chris: A Bay Bay!!!
Sonic walks it out.
Charizard: This is why Im hot.
Also a lot of We the Best!!!!!!!!!!'s
Peach: Smack that, all on the flo'.
Landmaster in Luigis Mansion: Ghostride it!!! (Mistah FAB.)
Olimar: Beam me up.
Kirby: If you are what you say, you are, a superstar.
And Pit's voice is even more annoying than the autotune.

 

[Hive Mind]

I yell "CURB STOMP!" every time I spike someone.

I swore my house out when I played Boss Battles on Intense. My God did it suck. When I finally won my hands were sweating profusely. My friends were also watching too.

They wished they videotaped it.

What I said: God-****ing-****it; I'm gonna ****ing **** this god ****ing game; is this ****ing **** ****ing kidding me god****it; god should send me a ****ing ***** angel once I ****ing win; what the ****ing hell; no. This ****ing **** is not ****ing happening ****it, etc.

lots of stars eh?

 

[Pr0phetic]

"TIPPER KIPPER" - Hitting a tipper kill with Marth.

"Come on, fight for your friends *****" - Wes playing a Ike in a teams match.

 

[DemonFart]

Hands of my bread-me playing while my friend was eating food to heal himself.

 

[AvaricePanda]

"Get Shamwow'd, son."

Me using Mario's cape.

 

[Vanst]

Everytime I hear the crowd cheering for King Dedede I say "Day day day, day day day" like in the Japanese version. XD

 

[Collective of Bears]

"What in Sam Hill!?"

But I always say that, so idk if it counts.

 

[PassWurD]

"Get Shamwow'd, son."

Me using Mario's cape.

Ohman, that's amazing in my eyes.

 

[DyranMahBoooiii]

"You can't win with Meta Knight."

That was probably the stupidest thing I ever said in Brawl.

 

[Walgreens Pharmacist]

"I'll touch you in the butt"
a local Luigi player after using the forward smash...

 

[finalark]

"PK-OWNED!"

When getting a win with PK Flash.

 

[Da-D-Mon-109]

THE AURA IS WITH ME! "Victory yell after winning with Lucario". I know it's corny as heck, but I get hyperactive and everything.

 

[wh1te5had0w]

i would probably say "yes"

lol

 

[Melomaniacal]

I try to use my epic persuasive skills to make my opponent run into my charged smashes.
"Run into it. Go ahead. It's fine, just do it. Aw, you missed it."

 

[Brave Hippo]

I say "THE PROOF IS IN THE TUNA!" Whenever I land the sacred combo in Brawl.

 

[DemonFart]

"saur saur saur bbbeeeyyatch"
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[Lemonwater]

I just laugh and say "Orly?" when I win with a character someone tells me is useless. I fight their main too. Ganon VS Marth anyone? lolol

 

[drag0nfeather]

"(It crosses) GALAXIES!" is sort of an in-joke with a friend of mine referring to any move that travels really far, like (in Melee) shining Ice-Climbers (because I kept drill-shining him) and Ken's Marth's Grab. Illusionary cookie for anyone who gets the reference. I know I've forgotten where it's from...

 

[thekingsdinner666]

I always scream things when playing Brawl. I always go "I are teh ownage!" I always cuss in a fun sorta way too. Like, I'll scream victoriously, "That's right you betta run motha f*cka! Now die *****!" It's so funny! xD

 

[voomm]

Try youtube WOMBO COMBO best smash quotes ever!

 

[SothE700k]

*flying to death*
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
*die*

 

[shinigamipatini]

"marth is a god"
"que puercadas" "its a pig" xD

 

[drag0nfeather]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbaI61igqf8&feature=channel_page Check out the other videos for other funny things said while playing SSBB. "Whoa, I didn't think of that before ... I'm joking, I'm not THAT dumb."

 

[Arzengel]

Well i come from a country which our main language is Spanish.
Still every time something hapens thats kinda unbelivable (ex: pit's glide attack beating the furious DK punch at maximum) we'd cry:

"EY CULEEE ERRORR!!!!!"

translated for your understanding: "This game is hacked!"

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

Try youtube WOMBO COMBO best smash quotes ever!

THAT AINT FALCO! -**** ensues-


while fighting my friend over wifi.

me playing as captain fabulous(pink CF):"captain fabulous cant be beaten sonny"

my friend as MK"the names, metaknight....... *****"

-he gets 2 stocked-

me:"haha u got beat by homo!, u know what they do after they win right?"

-captain fabulous proceeds to have his way with mks lifeless body-


ill let you decide what CF did for yourselfs, nasty minded pervs ;P

 

[Drig786]

"its good to feel alive again" i dunno why but when ever i summon out gray fox my voice is just like him when i tried it out XD.

 

[Twilight-Emblem]

Ganondorf's white costume is Oldmanondorf, along with us calling out the names of oldy's attacks like ARTHRITIS PAWNCH! (His Neutral B).
Capatain Falcon's green costume is Captain Planet
Pikachu is the Pichu from Melee so I still yell "GOGGLES OF DOOM" whenever I absolutly destroy someone as him.

Also, this one time my brother played as Luigi vs. me as Marth on FD with items on. I got knocked off the stage and he jumped off the stage to KO me, accidentally caught a Bob-omb in midair just as I Dolphin Slash him (he was at 75%). The Bob-omb exploded, killing us both. So now everything (except tripping) that goes wrong in Brawl is Luigi's fault, usually accompanied by a cry of "Darn it Luigi!"

 

[IC3R]

Kirby's Inhale: "Nom nom nom nom"

Olimar's Pikmin Throw: [in heavy Southern accent] "FEEDIN' TIIIIIIME!!!!"

Ganon's F-Tilt: "SPARTTTTA!!!!!"

Capt. Falcon/Ganon's Dive: "Powerhump!" (Capt. Falcon then releases and says "Yes!")

 

[Adrostos]

IC3R has two of the things i say D:
lol imo who could resist yelling sparta when u f tilt with gannon
and since i main DDD when ever i decide to pull of a dedecide i say "OM NOM NOM, MUY DELICIOSO"

yesterday me and a freind were playing and he SD'ed trying to kill me off the stage with marth and couldnt recover so i said to him "hah i owned ya u greedy *******" his reply " i killed my self u didnt do ne thing but not die" my response to his response "lol(i pronounce it lul in rl) its called mind games son"
our expresions after that seem like this one
him= >_>
me = <_<
*silence for a bit*
him: "thats not mindgamez nub"
me: "doesnt matter u lost a stock and i didnt call it w/e u want im winning"
us again= -_-

 

[DemonFart]

star ko=team rockets blasting off aggaaaaaaaiinn!!!!

 

[Spazzypeanut]

Me and my friend, when we latch onto someone with Diddy, we say in sickening screechy voices..."I WUV YOU!~"

 

[The_Altrox]

I'm Ganon fighting Lucas. My friend keeps spamming the PK Fire and I can't get through.
Me: Okay, how long are you gonna stall for?
Him: I'm biding my time.
Me: Moar liek you're biding your ****!!!

Everybody in room: 0_o