Brawl anecdotes or: Stupid things we say while playing SSBB.

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

my noob friend after constantly being ***** by my CF "why is Captain Falcon so good?"

my noob friend after losing with mk to CF "metaknight ****ing sucks, what the hell was the tierlist thinking?"

when losing to a CF and then makes a comeback "SHINENZU!"

when playing against zss
"damm, I should be the one with the whip right now"

or in brawl plus

"oh **** its brawl plus, S&M edition.... ***** whip me harder"

 

[drag0nfeather]

Maniacal laughing as you Mario's "growing" taunt when you become a titan when someone touches an unlucky Mario Kart Lightning Bolt while playing in Special Giant Melee. Nobody does enough of this stuff! Your shoe fills up the entire stage and then some, IIRC.

Edit: Now that I think about it, I think you autodie from touching the boundary to either side from doing what I just said.

 

[CRASHiC]

Saying Hi! back to my opponents Kirby.

 

[~Kuja~]

Saying Hi! back to my opponents Kirby.

ha ha LMAO!!!! oh god this **** is just too good! Best Lines Ever thread ftw

ok here's a few.

Me and a friend are playing random matches. we both get falcon. he gets the classic falcon skin and i get the pink one. he says "yes i got the all-american falcon!" and i said "yeah i guess i got the gay falcon" he says "no, there is no gay falcon. that is the breast cancer awareness falcon" LMAO

Chillin: Hey m2k you are blazed right now man.

M2K: I dont know what that means.

Chillin: It means you are on fire man! like you are doing so good at the tournament, you are blazed. no one can touch you. In fact next match you have you should tell them they cant win because you are so blazed.

M2K: I dont think thats what it means...

LMAO!

 

[AndreVeloso]

"Captain Falcon is Broken."

I love this one. I also love saying to new smashers "Don't pick Metaknight, he is by far the worst character. Either that or no one would want to play you."

 

[Ryoka]

Whenever I play my friend as Fox with smash balls on, he would yell Stairmaster! right as it falls out of the sky.

 

[Sails]

Often times when something crazy and unexpected happens I'll stop and say, "What?... What just happened? I think I wavedashed.".

Example: Once where my friend, Snake, sent a rocket high in the air to dodge my Waddles on the ground, and the Waddle Dee jumped up in to the rocket. I proceeded to utter the above line to sheer hilarity and suicides for replay saving.

 

[BobSmith006]

lmao. First off, this is an epic thread. :D


Whenever I talk about Pit, my sister calls him the "Gay Fairy Boy."

I always call Ganon either Ganondork or Ganonspork. Never Ganondorf.

I always call Meta Knight "Meta GAY". Also, it's wh0renado.

Whenever one of my friends picks a character he spams, I pick Diddy and say, "Okay. Time to be really gay." (because he doesn't know how to stop the double banana lock)

That same friend says, "I am a god" every time he lands Ike's f-smash for a kill. He has it as a taunt on WiFi too.

Someone should say, "You just got BUTTSMASHED!" when using Wario's b-throw.

When I land a sweetspotted knee with Falcon, "KUHNEE of JUSTICE!!1!1!"

 

[dejavu3k]

After my friend sucked me in with Dedede and committed suicide, I said "Was that really worth it? Really?"

"Yea dude"

"...I hope you choke on herpes."

 

[choknater]

Haha, I usually just yell "you idiot!" or "you fool!" whenever my opponent does something stupid

however thats usually only with my crew members...

and in friendlies.. hahha

 

[Knamaginerasu]

I usually say "yppie kiyay ho"

 

[brinboy789]

when DK does his fair...

"HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!"

good times

 

[gallax]

i was once beating my buddy with items on while playing marth. we both had one stock left and he recovered above the edge and had lag. i was about to fsmash him when a bomb appears out of nowhere and hits me...and kills me. he turns to me and I say "This is why i hate f*ck*ing items. you suck." we have never played with items on since.

 

[Alfa]

A friend of mine calls the pink captain falcon "Dishwashing Falcon"
"BAM! And the dirt is gone."

 

[Splice]

Whenever I suicide in a horribly embarassing way, i tend to say "Oh im so good! Did you see that? You could never do that. I have mad skillz". And im starting to say "Guilty!" when i get a 9 with GaW.

Also, i have a group of friends that whenever they take a stock off someone, they say they have to get "Mocka Chocka" damage on them before they get KO'd aswell. And something about "Sausage and Tongs" ... I dont understand them ....

 

[Afropony]

^Lol wat, you've never said "Guilty!" when you hit me with a 9, maybe that's because I never get hit by your sideB.

Whenever I jump up into the air for a Falcon Fair I get really excited and sometimes shoutout "yes!". THat's about all I ever do.

I wish I had more things I did like that.

 

[Lythium]

Often, I just quote characters.

Except when Snake is KOed: Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[Mecakoto]

My friend plays Marth. On occasion, I edgeguard him and he get up to his knee on the stage, but then he falls to his doom. I proceed to call him, "Martha" and my friend starts questioning Marth why he can't step onto the stage.

I also yell "Shoyruken!" after I pull off Luigi's Super Jump Punch. I also yell "BOOM!" on the rare occasion I get G&W's #9 off.

Olimar is also considered a ***** among my friends. He pulls everything he wants out of the ground, regardless of who's watching.

 

[SkaManifesto]

"Die Or I'll Kill You!"

 

[choknater]

I say yayuhzz a lot but I'm just a chudat biter (even with my mains in both games..)

 

[lax guy5]

My best friend says when we play Halo, CoD, and SSBB "accidents happen" everytime he kills me.

 

[Cenedar]

Oh I have a couple good ones.

My friend Loring plays G+W all the time, and every time he gets the Final Smash, he just goes "Octopush, octopush..." over and over.

Jordan as Kirby with a Final Smash: "GET IN MAH POT!"
Becky as Kirby with a Final Smash: "I WANT TO MAKE THE STEW!"
Me as Kirby with a Final Smash: "BAM! Look at that bacon sizzle!"

Me as Bowser with a Final Smash: "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?!?!"
Me as Lucario with a Final Smash: "Your mother collects Pokemon in HELL."

And my personal favorite.... "SOMEBODY F***ING KILL LUCARIO!"

 

[Smudge]

One that's always made me laugh is what a friend said after i killed him with D3.

"Note To Self... Forward Smash,"

 

[Sentey]

my brother calls ganondorf with the white hair "Oldmanondorf"

 

[UncleSam]

I say butt spike when I up-B as DDD, it's become my catchphrase at my school
I also say GET IN MAH BELLEH whenever I attempt to DDDside(people still fall for it)

 

[Scinn]

i scream FOX MAN YAYAYAYAYA Raha foxman..... * starts insulting then is followed by you cant beat the foxman* whenever i'm fox

 

[Denzi]

MY friend says "manly a**" whenever he gets a spike with Falcon.

We also say "Uair do you think you're going?" (pronounced as "where") when we get Uair kills.

And of course, you can't forget all the "That just happened." moments.

 

[Waza]

I tend to use puns like they're going out of style...here are a few:

Where'd you're feet go? Cause you just got de-"feet"-ed.

Ice Climbers are climbing to the top!

You'll be Game and Watching from the sidelines!

Looks like Link is cutting to the chase!

(when playing as marth and i tip hit the current best player in the match): You were doing so well, you deserved a tip!

And the occasional (not pun): Ike has so much ****** strength.

 

[Mumble]

*looks at my sig*
lmao

 

[The_Rake]

"Learn a new move" - me when my friend spams MKs B
"Learn another new move!" - me when he spams side B
"Ikes up smash is gay!" - me whenever i side dodge the start of ikes up smash only to get hit by the end of it
"FEEL THE RAW POWER!" - me geting goldeen in a pokeball
Theres usually a lot of innuendo with one of Ikes taunts, I'll let you work out which one

 

[UnGod: The Insanely Lucky]

*After I obtain a Smash Ball as Wario*: The Power! I can feel it coursing through my veins as I don these mexican Pajamas!
*Which my friend follows up with*: I really do not want to hear what courses through you, man. Keep it To yourself.
The words in my sig are what I say after I get hit with Peach's Bair.
*After somethong doesn't go my way, or I get a bad break*: I feel SO ripped off (or) That Rages My Page (to an undescribable extent)!

 

[cookieM0Nster]

When I accidentally jumped off of the stage and warlock punched, I made the sound that melee ganon makes when he pawnches, lol!

 

[cookieM0Nster]

my brother calls ganondorf with the white hair "Oldmanondorf"

Is your friend Sam? Are you Hunter? I say that too, did you steal it from us? WHO ARE YOU???

u kno wut, just call that ganon "pedodorf" instead.


edit: sry for double post

 

[MarthFanatique]

Pssh, I suppose that it's not so much what I say, but rather it's the motions I make w/ my arms.

I also make the "hmph" noise w/e I kill someone via ceiling KO.

 

[Chepe]

In Melee, me and my brother and cousins had some phrases that carried over in Brawl:
- Falcon's knee was known to us as "Nut Crusher", and we yelled it in a mock Falcon voice whenever we landed it.
- Dr. Mario's Fsmash was known as "Shock Tarts" (obviously no longer exists )
- Mario's Fsmash was known as "Big Red"

- In Brawl, whenever my brother hits me with Samus' super missiles, one of us (usually me) obnoxiously yells "DESTRUCTIVE POWER!" to quote from the Dojo about the Super Missiles.
- Whenever my brother uses Fox, he selects the name tag "FIRE", and randomly says "Fire!" when using any of his moves. Almost as if Fox were some Pokemon named Fire...

I'm sure there are more but I can't think of any now. Yeah, we're very weird...

 

[spartandrew21]

My friend and I always yell "Anything is possible!" whenever we make a comeback. When someone uses the kirby suicide, usually some form of complaining and profanity comes out of the victim.

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!"
Thank you, ganondorf. ><

 

[wh1te5had0w]

If i get a falcon punch kill i will say "EPIC"


but i never get them ;--;

 

[Dream Chaser]

I generally dont say much, when playing, but I laugh like a maniac if I manage to get a good suicide KO

 

[Roxas215]

Me and my friends and now pratically all the philly players say splooken. lol

Example
Ness trip to bat= Look at the trip and fall splooken!

But it it's a counter we say- look at that counter spladooken!

lol. it's probably not funny when we post it but the way we say it is so **** funny.


Also instead of pronouncing di as dee eye we just pronounced it die so we cay say

You died cause u didn't di cause if you did di you wouldn't of died.

lol