Brawl anecdotes or: Stupid things we say while playing SSBB.

[finalark]

I use PK Rocket (hit Ness with PK thunder) and I slam into my friend, headfirst and I say:

"BOOM HEAD SHOT!"

 

[tekkie]

Team battle.

Players choose Peach, Diddy Kong, and Falco. Last guy: "Well, it looks like it's tiiiiime... foooor... [running around selection] Ike."

"You know what they say. When in a team battle against Peach, Diddy Kong, and Falco; Ike."

 

[Frown]

"LET ME GET BACK TO THE STAGE DAMMIT!"

I Luigi fair'd him four times.

 

[AranOcean]

For Thunder K.O.'s, "IT'S ELECTROCUTIN' TIME BABY!!!" XD

 

[Dekar173]

When I win I say "Good game, villain."

When I lose I say "Good game, villain. But remember, justice always prevails."

 

[stealthgun]

Whenever my friend Joe uses Samus' smash attacks he says "BOOM!" He's one of the top players in the Upper Midwest and I think there are some of his fights on youtube I'll post again if I find some. It's Hilarious to watch.

My other friend 'Bluba' ( He doesn't want me to use his real name) uses Link and is in the top 5 Links in the USA and he always says "FACE!" whenever he smashes you in the face with his midair hookshot (which happens a lot). I'll also try to find some of his videos. I know he actually has one against previously mentioned Joe for the Semifinal match for a local Minot tournament. I'll post that also.

 

[TerrorBirdX0]

i luuuuuvvvvv quoting lamp. "mah lazah!"

 

[Nicholas1024]

As pikachu:

"D-tilt locked ya!"
"Thunder spiked!"
"I knew I'd land one sooner or later!"
"Gotta love the **insert move here**"
"Marth's sword is broken."

As falco:

"Spiked!"
"Gimped!"
"Gotcha!"
"Drat it, I suicided again!"
"That is how NOT to use the D-air."

Yeah... I try to spike people a lot...

 

[Nicole]

My doubles partner always says "I'm not down there!" whenever anyone suicides against him.

 

[Jaedrik]

Once, With my friend, on hyrule temple, we had 5 other people playing different games. Coincidentially, my two friends playing 'other games' Lost their game on their team to a rogue grenade. They started a long; "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" They where promply joined by My friend playing with me, who got owned by a Falcon Punch. I joined soon after as I got hammered by King Dedede and the match ended. My other friends at the computer, as fast as they could, brought up a continuious Darth-Vader YTMND loop going; "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo-" what resulted was indeed quite hielar-ee-uss. :D

 

[Lythium]

Playing on random for lulz. I got Pit, my boyfriend got Snake, my brother got Toon Link, and my cousin got Link.

Paul: Yeah, Link is awesome! *fails to recover*
Me: Yeah, awesome...

Paul: Watch out! She got that angel kid!
Me: Yeah, I've got the power of Jesus on my side.
Simon: Well, let's see how well Jesus does against my super-crazy missiles of death!

 

[IC3R]

I think you mean JEEEEEEEEBUS!!!!!

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

when playing as lucas

"its time for.... the SHOCKER!" -takes hand off control and mimicks doing the shocker before spamming pk thunder missiles-

 

[AndreVeloso]

Playing against Diddy: "Someone shot a banana at me"
Playing against Mario: "Not Milkio again"
Playing Ice Climbers: "Kill 'Other Guy'"
Playing DK: "I have a projectile. I Win"

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

against the Ics i kill nana b4 popo "haha i killed yo girlfriend now u cant recover!!" -spikes popo ftw-

 

[Lythium]

against the Ics i kill nana b4 popo "haha i killed yo girlfriend now u cant recover!!" -spikes popo ftw-

I do the same whenever my friend plays Ice Climbers, and then he says: "Nana, you shall be avenged!" And then I lose miserably.

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

I do the same whenever my friend plays Ice Climbers, and then he says: "Nana, you shall be avenged!" And then I lose miserably.

:O AVENGE BACK!!!

wen playing snake as kirby and i get grab/pummeled

"snake! ur forgetting 1 thing"

"orly?"

"I..... have no........ neck"

snake: o: -gets copied then gonzo combo'd-

 

[IC3R]

Snake then gets F-Smashed offstage, tries to recover with Cypher, only to get Grab Released to his doom.

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

Snake then gets F-Smashed offstage, tries to recover with Cypher, only to get Grab Released to his doom.

then kirby shouts "SNAKE! SNAAAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"

 

[Lythium]

then kirby shouts "SNAKE! SNAAAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!"

I know I do.

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

i Know I Do.

._. Mdnigeamz

 

[lordhelmet]

" I love f*****' pikmin"! - Brendan

 

[Bitter Romantic]

vs. IC: "Anyone up for Nana Hunting?"
vs. Sonic: 'NOW I'LL SHOW YOU' in a disgustingly annoying [almost accurate? XD] voice
vs. Pit: spam shout, 'THE FIGHT IS ON' over and over in a ridiculously high pitched voice

Snake is always 'Sexy Snake' and ZSS is always 'Hot Samus'
'Hot Samus? Hot Samus~'

Diddy side b: 'AIDS!'

obligatory 'Snake? Snake? SNAAAKE!' and 'Up the butt, Charizard!'

 

[drag0nfeather]

Online, there's sometimes a truce among players. You are bored and want to fight everyone else, but you know that if you do, they will retaliate by teaming up on you. I fight anyone then switch to the same costume of another person the next match to confuse them. I call it my own psychological experiment. (If you memorize the truce-breaker's player port, you ruin it.)

 

[akkon888]

The following took place against one of my friends. Matchup was ZSS vs. Ike. I will refer to myself as Ike and him as ZSS.

Ike: Hahaha D-Air F***** you up pretty bad
ZSS: Well yeah I mean your sword is shaped in such a way to do that.
(Long Pause of Discomfort)
Ike: Yes I got me a shell.
ZSS: Crap...
(Throws Shell)
ZSS: YES! YOU MISSED! YAAAA!!!1
Ike: Wait a second...
(Shell hits crate which explodes)
ZSS: Wow...
Ike: You didn't prepare yourself.
ZSS: (Sarcastically) Hahaha.
Ike: Eat my smash!!!
(Charging up an F-Smash)
Ike: Come here!
(ZSS grabs lightning, instead making everyone Giant)
ZSS: OH SHI~
(ZSS dies at 0%)
Ike: You'll get no sympathy from me, and I will never fight for you.

 

[Conspiricy]

(When I throw an item across the map and kill someone in a single hit) - "Nerd Snipe!"

"Behold the might of GAY FALCON!!!" (when picking cap. falcon.)
"CRI-TI-CAL-HIIIIIIIIT!!!" (when I use marth's final smash.)

 

[The_Altrox]

Snake is always 'Sexy Snake'

We call Leopard Suit Snake "Sex in the City Snake"

 

[tekkie]

My friend has a habit of leaping off the stage chasing/edgehogging, no matter who they are.

With Ike, it's a problem. I always hear "#$*% I just neural-aired off the stage."

With a lot of characters, it's jump off and somehow or another just die. "Dammit, I was gonna back-air you into the stage." He does it a lot. As he puts it, "It's all I ever try to do."

 

[sMexy-Blu]

"Captain Falcon is Broken."

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

when i beat an mk with pink CF

"Captain Fabulous for Top Tier"

 

[:mad:]

When sweetspotting a knee, I often mistake that for a brief orgasm.

Even more so in Melee.

 

[DerpDaBerp]

Whenever I beat a G&W I yell, "THREE DIMENSIONS OF **** RIGHT HERE, BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[☆_Mutha-Foxin GangstaKirby_☆]

Whenever I beat a G&W I yell, "THREE DIMENSIONS OF **** RIGHT HERE, BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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^view of GW hiding from the three dimensional rapefest

 

[FTWin]

My groups biggest inside joke is probably Jigglypuffs down B.
one day, in the glory days of melee, me and my friend were dittoing Puffs on Brinstar.
so, basically, I ot 4 stocked because everytime I got anywhere near him, he'd scream "Zebes!!" and randomly rest. but every. single. one. hit. so, we've come to the conclusion that in a jiggs ditto, on ANY level, if you're playing as the normal Puff and you scream "zebes!!", your down b's can't miss.
period.
Also, we've got the "Donald Clause",stating that if you are playing Bowser and you don't win, it's because you didn't Bowsercide enough.
Finally, the "Law of DimensionHopper"
"If you are playing C. Falcon, and you do not land a falcon punch, you may NOT play him for the rest of the gathering. NO EXCEPTIONS! None!"
Also, all of MK's moves must contain the word "ban" in them.
His name is BanMe. his neutral B is the "BanMeNado". Etc.
with the exception of staying stationary and holding a, in wich cases, you must scream "Scotty!!!"

 

[DeadDisco]

Lol Me n My friends watch Bleach and when ever we beat the crap out of one another we do our char's taunt that somewhat look like Bankais and say "Bankai!"

Once my friend said "Whats under Samus's armor?" (Me Samus just finish breaking the Smash ball) "This"
He said " WTF "

Me: Is King DDD a penguin? Pal:......wait. He's a bird?! Pal-2: Well he does fly? Me: What kind of bird flies by inflating it self? Everyone:......................

"Ness is a fob" LOL

"Pkmn Trainer is freakin' douche" So true

"Capt. Falcon loves to hit n run"

"Capt Falcon is Chuck Norris with a Helmet"

Pal: Hey Capt.Falcon has a gun. Why doesn't he use it?
Me&Pal2 ( at the same time LMAO): Chuck Norris doesn't use his gun, the gun uses Chuck Norris.

 

[VGSteve]

Conversation between me and my friends:

"I know Ike is in the game, but I miss Roy..."

"But...Ike has fire..."

"But...Roy's our boy..."

"........but we like Ike?"

But the ultimate lines between me and my friends are:

-Use a NAIR
-Stop playing Mason

 

[M.K]

Whenever my opponent tries tricky/sneaky ways of getting past me and I STILL KO them, I always jump up and yell "GET AT ME, SHANIQUA!" in a really ghetto voice XD.

I'm white.

 

[Dynamism?]

Goes ask unityole to comentate for a match. It's too good.

Everything is a joke

Falcon UpB ***** someone...
"SEX CHANGE!!! SIDEWAYS!!!"
or
FACIAL!

 

[Diddyknight]

"Ledge hogging is Dishonorable"
"Attacking me from off stage is Dishonorable"
"Approaching me is Dishonorable"
^^^^^^^^^ same person from diffrent sets >.>

"Stop shielding"
"Hacks!"

 

[RayAllen123]

Not exactly something I say, but I was brawling with a couple of friends and this came up:

Friend 1: I can't fight against ****ing Luigi, he's to good against Ike

Friend 2: If you can't fight ****ing Luigi, try fighting abstinence Luigi.

so completely random, everytime we play brawl and one of us picks luigi, its abstinence luigi. lollz