Brawl anecdotes or: Stupid things we say while playing SSBB.

[Nihongo-ookami]

Ganon's FTilt, I say, "SPARTA!"

Sonic's Dair, Sonic KYICK!

Kirby:I Taunt, I wave at Kirby.

PKT2: PSYCHODEATHRAYATTACK!!!!

Lucario's FS: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!!! OR Ka...Me...Ha...Me...HA!!!

 

[The_Rake]

Lucario's FS: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!!! OR Ka...Me...Ha...Me...HA!!!

Ha, I uaually say something like Kamehameha when i use his neutral B, never thought about if for his FS though, I'm usually to busy getting peed off by my friends using pit or snake to jump over the top of him while he's using it xD

 

[saviorslegacy]

I have had a wi-fi taunt as "Mad Skill" since March 9th. So when me or a friend perform a combo we always say "Skillz"' or if it is a very good combo we say "Mad Skillz!"

We also came up with a little jingle that goes like this. (sung to Chocale Rain)
"PIKMIN RAAAAAAAIN, Some step dodge while others feel the pain!"
We always say that when we are spamming Pikmin through or anything that involves throwing them. (FSmash, DSmash and USmash)

 

[Mit]

For anyone familiar with Tim & Eric, when I do really fast jump->uairs with Falcon (after just standing there while an opponent approaches me from the air), I yell "SPAGHETT".

I've also started saying stuff from IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEE, including "SCOOPS", "CRISPY", and "Oh he so pringles WHERE YO CURLY MUSTACHE AT".

 

[Matamune]

my most awesome line?? 3

well.....I was playing again my friend who was link. I was playing The king o' evil Ganondorf. He was getting his blows in but im just plain better than him. He told me he was going to win because link always beat ganon in the end.....to which I replied in a yell...

"THERES NO STORYLINE TO PROTECT YOU NOW LINK."

And air forward smashed him. K.O. Ganon wins the match. Ahh great times....

 

[Mad Dog McBain]

I've also started saying stuff from IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEE, including "SCOOPS", "CRISPY", and "Oh he so pringles WHERE YO CURLY MUSTACHE AT".

I understand. If anyone's seen WOMBO COMBO, I like to shout "PHAT UP SMASH" with Lucas and/or Falcon and "GET YO A** WHUPPED" when I win.

 

[Sonic Phantom]

My friends and I call Meta Knight in his pink costume Fab Knight. Therefore, the mach tornado becomes the fab tornado. The fab nado gives characters makeovers because fab knight is obviously a fashion designer. That is how we reasoned it.

 

[Pazx]

'I can't see the boooooottooooooom~' if offstage and no hope of recovering.

'Grab, throw, grab, throw, grab, throw... Are you sure your controller is on?' when CGing with D3.

A friend came over and used Ganon, and totally over-used >B in air and ^B so I yelled 'PEDOPHILE!'

 

[istudying]

Everytime when whe trip whe say '' Sakurai ! ''

 

[King Dodongo]

"JigglyPuff will give you the Death Massage!" (JigglyPuff's down throw)

 

[bok1bok]

when I use Luigi's FS, I yell "SWEET RAVE PARTY!!!"

 

[Fire!]

This was just a random stringing of taunts between 3 people online but it worked...

*I make a KO*
-LOL
-I'll see you in court!
-Objection!
-lolwut?
-Epic Win!

 

[Semmick]

I just start singing songs...

When CGing as anyone-Every time we Touch by Cascada

When being edgehogged-What a Wonderful World by Ray Charles

When comboing/being comboed-The Pokemon theme song (first season)

 

[Tacel]

"OH NOOOO!!!!! Not Goldeen!!!! Anything but Goldeen!!!!"

 

[soFRESH&soSHEIK]

when i play mario and i upB someone i like to say"MONEY!"or"gimme my money"
then wit DK i like to call him donkey puncharello(ATHF reff. best epis.evar)
and i said this just today as one of my bros was playin olimar "olimar is the master of pikimin genocide"

 

[Cook Kirby]

"Wait, that was a bomb?"

 

[MasterToshima]

This -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

That aint falco lol


Most awsome orgasm ever heard...

EDITED:Here's brawl version because it says SSBB - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi3bi5WfwXA&feature=related

Watch both n_n

 

[Koskinator]

Whenever I hit ppl with ganons fair i yell kobe.

 

[Nicole]

Sometimes, to be annoying, my teams partner and I say stupid stuff. We'll do something kind of good, like a team combo or whatever, and say "Check out that Team combo!" Then we'll continue the trend and say stuff like "Check out that Fair!" "Check out that Jump!" "Check out that shield!" as though we're doing awesome things.

 

[toon_marth]

Sometimes i yell out "Brooooown" for no apparent reason. I don't think there is any reason at all, apparent or no.

 

[Scinn]

SPAAARRRTTAAAAA!!!!!!

no there is no reson for it i just want to..

 

[Lythium]

"Did I just... explode?"

We eventually figured out that I had star-KO'd my opponent, who was Toon Link. The bomb must have gone off at the perfect timing to make TL look like he exploded. Awesome.

 

[Kewkky]

Whenever I do a game-breaking thing, be it an aerial at the most IMPOSSIBLE time or whatever) on purpose, I just say "OH YEAH" like the kool-aid man. When it's accidental, I either just pause and laugh with my friend, or just say "Que porqyueria", which means both "AWESOME" and "PATHETIC" at the same time, in my own personal spanish slang... Don't judge me.

 

[Vect0r]

My friend was spamming with Pit and I said "think you can beat me with WAYAYAYAH, huh?"

When Ike counters it sounds like he says: "GROB 'EM!" And I keep saying it myself.
Lol.

I like quoting Captain Falcon at random moments. Who doesn't?

Also, when Marth says something in English... wait that never happens.

 

[toon_marth]

When Ike counters I impersonate him: "GROB 'EM!" It's funny how he says it.

Actually, I think he says "you're open" really fast.

 

[Vect0r]

Actually, I think he says "you're open" really fast.

Yeah I know, It sounds like that though

 

[toon_marth]

Yeah I know, It sounds like that though

Oh, lol. "Grob em".

 

[Blind Fremen]

*imitating DBZ*

"Kami!"

"Head for the Hills, Popo!"




















BUT!

Best line ever...

"huhhhh! Shh! Shh! U-tilt!" (playing with Ganondorf)

 

[Vect0r]

Oh, I forgot this one.

When Lucario performs his FS: IM FIRIN MAH LAZER! SHOOP DA WHOOP

 

[Chileno4Live]

I got a friend who likes to say: "I'm not pressing any buttons at all" while he's getting comboed or gimped. Then he says: "Okay, time to be serious" but he gets owned even harder. Everytime i'm playing him now, and he's losing, i tell him: "Doný forget to press the buttons, it's the point of all games." Then he's going mad lol. Always fun to mock people with citates I mean, he started it XD

 

[Ree301]

whenever I stomping someones junk out with C. Falc I like to advise "If you've got moves, now 's a good time to show them."

 

[Oathblivion]

If I'm playing a Pokemon character, or sometimes when I'm not, I tend to narrate certain plays like the game would. Of course, I can never get finished in time, which makes the entire thing rather stupid and pointless. *points to thread title* For instance:

Lucario used Blaze Kick!
Metaknight used Protect!
Metaknight protected itself!
Lucario's attack missed!
Metaknight used Slash!
Lucario has fainted!

or

Falcon used Fire Punch!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
(Insert victim here) has been knocked the @&!% out! etc... ... ...

 

[Braintricks]

This all usually occurs when we play 4 player with items on (also known as the best time ever)

Snake or Rob Upb: "SEE YOU CATS LATER"
Anyone plays Fox: "Can't let you do that starfox"
Someone happens to get a falcon punch in: "Abortion number one!" (or however many have been achieved that round)
"Oh, so you want to play some video games?"

 

[Salvo Fenris]

"Dude, kill the Pokemon trainer. He's just standing there!"

Generally, if I finish a match with a Falcon Punch or a Knee of Justice, I end up throwing the controller and shouting either "C'mon!" or "Show me ya moves!"

After dodging a KO attempt and KOing the other person for it my friends and I say very cheesily, "No thanks... bro," a la Leon Kennedy.

 

[tekkie]

After anyone asks how to play as any character...

"Press A to punch, B to do special stuff, Y to jump..."

 

[Cook]

Sometimes, to be annoying, my teams partner and I say stupid stuff. We'll do something kind of good, like a team combo or whatever, and say "Check out that Team combo!" Then we'll continue the trend and say stuff like "Check out that Fair!" "Check out that Jump!" "Check out that shield!" as though we're doing awesome things.

Um, that's because we ARE doing awesome things. Always.

 

[Beren Zaiga]

"LEEROY---! JENKINS! (Plan to use this randomly before a friendly or FFA.)

"His Mama raised a fool!" (For when someone whiffs Beast Ganon, Critical Hit, Blue Falcon, etc.)

"KOOPA ZA SPEED DEMON!" When my Bowser GIMPs someone.

"Roast and BURN!!" When I KO someone via edge-guard with Fire Breath.

Thats it for now.

 

[JayBee]

" Thank you Sakurai for the trip that we are about to recieve..."

"Super-Dead!"

"Steak."

"Mag ****ing neto" (when someone picks ganon lol)

"Needs mor side tuant"


i'm a sonic main. what can i say....

 

[PHiL Gee]

"nachoooooo!!"

 

[JUDGE]

very funny what you guys say if you play brawl
lol