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Aura Malarkey in 3D .:. Lsgd

Dark 3nergy

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hey

asian girls are small and cute

and theres plenty of those with nice plump breasts and such.

I can't speak for the male equivalent however.

I think pinoys have the longer end of the sticks thought if you catch my drift
what? only asian chicks i've seen are about a thin as sticks and if you poked one she'd instantly fall apart like a badly constructed linkin logs set

theres plenty of those with nice plump breasts and such.
Unless female asians had implants, this is definitely false. Their chests are so flat i could drive a indy 500 race car ontop on them and not even wear the tread on the tires.
 

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But she'll grab you next post anyways.

Also no, **** you. I don't owe you ****.
ALL SHE DOES IS GRAB N SHIELD
Because you obviously need to grab first, then shield.

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And **** you. You owe me more than ****. So much more.
 

Dark 3nergy

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She's Dedede.
Too slow.

It'll take her three more pages to realize what you're talking about.

@Kita: Pay what you owe, *****.
hey guess what
















the double down is out, better hop to it before they sell out!!!

oh yea and use a bike please

'nother word for filipino

every breast above C is fake ever since plastic surgery came out
mine are all natural Ds thanks

and no im not a fatty mcfat like espy is
 

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Jesus Christ. My heart almost stopped just looking at that.

And no. I don't eat KFC.

All of Dark's fat goes straight to her boobs anyways.
 

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this thread just started getting unchill

no wonder its only 4 stars now.

I'm going to take a nap.
 

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would you believe me if i told you they actually advertised it on the radio? knowing full well what they looked like i just
irl when i heard it





BONE APATITE

*wiggles brow up n down*
 

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what? only asian chicks i've seen are about a thin as sticks and if you poked one she'd instantly fall apart like a badly constructed linkin logs set



Unless female asians had implants, this is definitely false. Their chests are so flat i could drive a indy 500 race car ontop on them and not even wear the tread on the tires.
I never laughed so hard in my life from a post, than this one. OMG

Also, yeah I got some plump ones over here in MN.
 

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dude, all through out my high school years we had american chicks about as thin as an ear of corn.

And all they did was ***** about being cold when it was in the fall and early spring. I swear if anyone of them broke a limb i could just imagen the thing just flying clear cut right off the loving arm.

And no steam, i aint a fat **** as you'd wish to believe. While i've yet to find out...whether or not all DDD mains are really hippos irl, the simple fact remains that the king wears his fat more elegantly than any one else in this god**** game. However, it is possible that because they are fat they lose the charm they may of had at one point. So in order to make up for this complete lack of charm and raunchy, smelly grease inbetween their fat layers, they main DDD. In the hopes that with their maybe not so cute mug, next to his highnesses angelic face, that maybe...just maybe...they can finally score


compensation my friend

at its finest *puffs my pipe*
 

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one of the reasons why I dont want to date a skinny girl. Gotta have some meat on them bones.

Also, you guys are breaking the unwritten law of Lucario. Chill the fvck out, or no more chocolate.
 

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i second lucy chill :waypastcool:

broreversing is in MY BLOOOD OK

why just look at this boy



he takes his broreversal to the MAX
 

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*high fives kita*

the justice league prevails!!
*high five!*

And all they did was ***** about being cold when it was in the fall and early spring. I swear if anyone of them broke a limb i could just imagen the thing just flying clear cut right off the loving arm.
That'd be fun to watch.
I think this topic needs more hugs and stickers.
I believe you mean stickers and rainbows.

*summons L_Cancel*
 

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Rainbows work too

I wonder how often L_Cancel namesearches. He showed up pretty fast last time.

EDIT: **** I forgot the search doesn't work anymore :(
 

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What the hell. How has the topic declined into furries after just over 12 hours xD

Something wrong on the lucario boards son. MTR is displeased at this
 

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ill probably rip out lucy at columbus for DDDs not so awesome mu's

although for IC, Olimar i might get on ROB, Wolf respectively
 

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one of the reasons why I dont want to date a skinny girl. Gotta have some meat on them bones.

Also, you guys are breaking the unwritten law of Lucario. Chill the fvck out, or no more chocolate.
But chocolate is an esstential part of the Lucario diet... we need that meme to keep us alive.
 

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But chocolate reduces our damage, and therefore we cant kill.....tis a vicious circle =P

I love paying D3s, you just end up chaingrabbing each other across the stage lol xD
 

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last i checked[long time ago] FP can be DI'ed out of

lucy doesnt have any real CG on anyone, just idiots


VVV starting at what %
 

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Lucario can't cg D3.
yes he can son, i've chaingrabbed him many times. Think he cg's him to 50% or so, same with most heavies (eg snake is 47%, bowser is about 55%, ganon is 60% and D3 is in there somewhere)

you sure it can't be DI'd out of, i think Ixis's bowser did it, although that was a while back so I could have just been sloppy with my timing
 

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well...you do live in europe...

I think if you wanna prove that you'd need a vid to demonstrate that bowser/ddd can be CG'ed to 50% ish, and having the chaingrabbe be smart enough to try to mash out and get away
 

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Yea I've only had 1 person be smart enough to mash out of FPCG and it made the match so much harder. Was against Trio3/Anakin whos the 2nd best in uk.

I would make a vid but i havn't actually done one before, its a poor john but meh. The CG does work though, I promise you that, D3 is probably the hardest heavy to cg, but he's still doable. Work on your timing and you can do it, I usually expliot his slight landing lag.
 

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Kita, you are the pinnacle of furriness. stop pretending to be someone you arent.

Dark, stop teh hatin. were all bros (and in your case sis) here.

Flamey, these guys (and gal) will never realize that you cant judge asian chicks just by the ones that live in america. i mean come on! asians that are influenced by american life always end up as sticks. you want a pretty asian chick why dont you.. you know, freakin come to asia.

Rake, FPCG's been outdated for sooooo long. even CPU's can break out of it. if you really want a good way to beat D3, pick up Falco.

I'm 100% Roman Catholic. but that doesn't mean i don't love you jews. <3 (except hollywood jews. they're all just d****.)
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im really sort of tempted to add yall to Fb just to dramatically increase my friend's list, but it'll be sorta awkward wouldnt you say?
 

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With Armada and Amsah over there, I would've expected Europe to actually be halfway good at Smash. Mashing out of FP isn't only feasible, but it's easy at anything below 50%.

Stop kidding yourself, Aura. I'll never join you.
 
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