Neither me or FanFan are on the family tree because:
KayLo gave burth to Pikachu, who then married Tokatete. Pikachu gave birth to Horo Horo, who accidentally fell into a vat of aura. Horo then underwent mitosis, and FanFan was thus created. Having been banished by her freak nature, and paying respect to her Pikachu ancestry and her half of aura, FanFan now has recently come to the Lucario boards, hoping to be accepted into the family.
Born of the void, *(T.R.D.S.) travelled far, then settled into an urban, ultra-modern city. Here, he met Sudai and JCaesar. Sudai, being a quadrusexual, almost made *(T.R.D.S.) bi, but only succeded in converting him into a mechanophile. JCaesar then touched *(T.R.D.S.) unfecting him with the +virus. Here, *(T.R.D.S.) met Straked, who re-christened him Turds, and was later christened Starturds by the robots. Leaving for a house to make his own, Starturds first ventured to Forum Games, where he met Frown, who performed spontaneous inversion on him, taking away 60% of his IQ points. Afterwards, Starturds met Zajice, who talked him into wh*ring groups. Through Zajice, Starturds met FanFan and SauceK. SauceK renamed Starturds Indigo-Jeans in the house of Vacaville. Indigo-Jeans and FanFan then headed to Lucario, where Indigo-Jeans kicked Timbers out and established his new Social thread, the fourth, and witnessed the Mod-enning of Phil Nye, and the brief visit of Stealth Raptor. He then proceeded to type out this retardedly long autobioraphy to make up for Flamey forgetting him in the family tree.