Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Zook]

Because Ninendo refused to allow Micky to enter the fray.

Why isn't Sonic high tier?? LOOK AT THAT FS MAN!!!

 

[Karptroopa]

'Cause FS is banned in teh tourneys!

Why is FS banned in teh tourneys?

 

[Kinzer]

Because I have no idea what FS stands for, therefore it must be banned.

How did the F-Zero machines become more deadly in Port Town than in Mute City?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because they're now running on a concoction of Duracell and Bowser fsmash.

What's up with Bowser's dash?

 

[Kinzer]

He pretends he's playing Mario Kart Wii while he runs.

Who is Mrs. Game & Watch?

 

[Karptroopa]

Mrs Game & Watch is a line of 2D action figures produced by Mr. Game and Watch. Don't try and figure out how to play with it, it'll blow your mind!

Why does Lucario have power boosts whenever he is hurt?

 

[Kinzer]

Because the Aura is his, just like Pizzacake belongs to Falco.

Who is a better chef, Falco or Kirby in his Final Smash animation?

 

[Karptroopa]

Falco, because he wants you to get away from his bread.

Why do I prefer Falco's awesome cooking powers over Kirby's?

 

[Kinzer]

Because Kirby has no memes to go with his Final Smash.

Why didn't Sonic's final smash last 50 seconds (if you know your gamnig history, you know why I'm asknig this)?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because I don't know my gaming history, as I am a Nintendo n00b.

Will Sonic please not run into me, because I don't know my gaming history?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No.

Why is the Subspace Emissary long?

 

[Kinzer]

He'll only tell you that you gotta "step it up, you're too slow" to learn.

Do you need a liceanse to pilot a LANDMASTER!?

Edit: Because Sakurai wanted to test your wits.

 

[Keblerelf]

Because space is very big and it needs a lot of time to travel through it.

 

[Karptroopa]

'Cause Nintendo wants to milk you for angst, 'cause you want to unlock Toon Link, Jiggles, Wolf and Weegee doll.

Spoiler

still with 90% more bold tags

If Meta Jr. was a playable character, would his FS be epic?

Oooh, messy messy game needs a janitor right now.

 

[In 2D]

Yes.

did I just perform a c-c-c-combo breaker?

 

[Karptroopa]

I d-d-don't know.

Did 2D just perform a combo breaker, or am I in b4 teh lock spank?

 

[Burrbomb]

Yes

Did that answer your/his/her question?

 

[Kinzer]

The world may never know.

Why does noone pay attention to WEEGEE?!

 

[Smooth Criminal]

'Cuz the world would rather see my...BIG GAY DANCE!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Smash Ball?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

About two Ike Fairs.

Why are items not used in tournaments?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Because we tournytards hate fun. (/sarcasm)

Why do you ask?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

Because I need items to win matches (end sarcasm).

Why is tiers for queers?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because silly Bowser is completely mental.

Why is it that I have to sleep when you all get to have posty-posty fun?

 

[Kinzer]

Because you are not trained to stay up long hours like I am, or at least that's until I can do more than stay in the house (I really think that from puberty [12 years or something] to 16 years old is the most boring time of your life.)

What's behind Meta Knight's mask?

 

[A1lion835]

Meta Knight's face...

Was that a stupid question or a stupid answer?

 

[Kinzer]

That was just stupid.

What was the point of giving Kirby the ability to suck people in when he eats people like D3?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because there would be no fighters left but Kirby.


Why do I always have 2 windows open at once?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Because you haven't discovered the joy of tabbed browsing.

Will Ness do my homework for me?

 

[Karptroopa]

No, as he sees into your mind and discovers that you'd rather spend your time posting on a ridiculous forum game instead of doing your homework.

Why does Luigi's Nair **** at even medium damages?

 

[Kinzer]

Because if anything has the word "sex" in it, it's automatically nice, just like Luigi's Nair is a sex kick.

Where does Mario get the water for F.L.U.D.D in SSBB?

 

[Mr.Fakeman]

Marth is so queer, haven't you seen him swing that sword like it's a scepter and the tiara? wtheck? :O

 

[In 2D]

Because if anything has the word "sex" in it, it's automatically nice, just like Luigi's Nair is a sex kick.

Where does Mario get the water for F.L.U.D.D in SSBB?

It's recycled urine, like in Waterworld.

Why was hitstun removed from brawl?

 

[Kinzer]

Cause I have no idea what hitstun really is, I never played Melee competitively.

What is hitstun?

 

[In 2D]

Stupid Answer: The name of pikachu's down-a attack.

Real Answer: The stun experienced after a player is hit with a strong attack, the inability to move for a certain time, making combos possible.

Why does Kinzer not know what hitstun is?

 

[Kinzer]

Because I never played melee competitvely.

Why do I suck at Brawl right now?

 

[Veggi]

Because your just too humble. hur hur hur hur

Why does Marth turn around when he does a bair?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because he's afraid someone will rear-end him during each frame.

Why can't I get a purple alternate for Pikachu?

 

[Kinzer]

Because you don't have the hax.

Why can't the people speak in the SSE?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because Ness bestowed upon them all the power of telepathy.

Why won't Ness give me the power of telepathy?

 

[Kinzer]

Because you have too small of a brain for that.

Why can't I destroy my enemies with a PK Flash?