Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[The Fail Tracer]

Because she's too tall to use as a stool anymore.

Y DINT TINGLE MAEK IT AZ A PLAYBALE CHAR?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!1111oneeleven!?

 

[Kinzer]

Because Tingle is too old for Brawl.

How come Shadow wasn't an alternate costume for Sonic?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

because he's an assist trophy, and Sega has crappy "the hedgehog has to be blue" rights.

Why are people crying that more 3rd party chars aren't in Brawl?

 

[dmastar648]

because theres nothing else(ecxept for lag)to complain about
why did geno get cut

 

[Oracle]

Because you're adopted.

Why is luigi on acid and shrooms?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because Square Enix hates us, I'm sure of it. (it's because we pirate FFVII, only because they never release it for our systems, ergo our need for pirating.)

Why did dmastar claim omitted characters and lag are the only complaints in Brawl?

 

[dmastar648]

because i wanted to

why did f1r3w0lf point out that i claimed omitted characters and lag are the only complaints in Brawl?

 

[Kinzer]

Because that's true to me, although I am happy with the character selection Sakurai could've done a better job with wifi.

Why didn't he?

 

[dmastar648]

because hes sakurai
why am i so good

 

[Suntan Luigi]

because Isai is II good

Why did Mic_128 win the "Last to post wins" thread?

 

[Yaya]

He payed Sakurai 200 bucks to makw him broken.

Why is Isai "II" Good?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

becauase you spelled make wrong

why is the knee so godly?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because Plank sneezed on it.

Why can't the world be turned into fudge?

 

[Kinzer]

Because the smash World would b eaten by Kirby if that happened.

Where can I buy VC points so if I wanted to I could get Smash64?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

i dont know wal(uigi) mart?

why does mario not go hoowoo instead of woohoo?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because because because because BECAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSE... of the wonderful things he does!

What if Mario entered the Triwizard Tournament?

...If you don't know what the hell that is, then here's another question:

How did Sakurai know that so many people wanted Lucario in?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz chuck norris said so......

how come ikes friends dont fight for ike?

 

[Veggi]

Ike's friends are imaginary.

Why does Marth turn around after using his bair?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because it's a part of his dance routine.

Does Marth not realize he's in a fighting game? With all that dancy, he may think he's in a ballet class.

 

[Kinzer]

Although Marth(a)'s fighting skills are questioned, just remember that if you get killed by him/her/it/potato, it's a very humiliating defeat.

Why do I constantly Bash on a fellow Lord?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Because he's not your friend.

Who would win: You or me?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

What are we competing in?

No seriously?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I think we're competing in a 100 meter dash...? I dunno.

What are our prizes?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

The Internet?

Can you supply us with that please?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
ok heres a vid on how to download the internet

why does kinzer need interwebs?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because we need to post in Forum Games.

Does Captain Falcon enjoy being rickrolled?

 

[misterpimp5757]

only if steel dragon posts it

why cant all characters get along and do a barrel roll?

 

[In 2D]

Because Fox would kill them for stealing his move.

Why was I able to defeat Boss Battles on intense difficulty?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because MK loaned you his brokenness.

Why does Ness open a gateway to l-lell?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

because |-|ell is non existant

why is |-|ell non existant?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz its in a person called ganondorf.

why isnt blackimar white?

 

[GimmieCookie]

YOU DIDN'T ****ING KNOW HIM.

Ike fights for his friends. Sonic is his name, speed is his game. What does the Poke Trainer do?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

poke stuff DU'H

will gimmiecookie gimmie a cookie?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

No, you get a weegee doll instead.

Why can't I buy Falcon Punch? I heard it's a very good drink.

 

[Kinzer]

You're not buying the right flavor.

Why are tiers for queers?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

IF YOU BUY CAPTAIN FALCON ENERGYDRINKS YOULL GO POOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
ps low tiers ftw ikes tier ftw high teirs are just smoking crack


i want ike eather nergys (typo) wuz it a walzmmart?

 

[GimmieCookie]

No, and Ike will give you no sympathy for that.

Mario has many spin-offs (Soccer, Tennis, Baseball, DDR (lol)). How much longer until they run out of ideas?

 

[Kinzer]

Never, they'll be busting off so many spinoffs that eventually they'll come up with a game were Mario stars in one that's rated M for Mature.

Why doesn't Mama Luigi have more games starring him?

 

[misterpimp5757]

bcuz no one pays attention to weegee...

if there is mama luigi....whos papa luigi?

 

[Kinzer]

That's Mama Luigi to you, Misterpimp!

He's just so cool, he can supply himself with teh necessary stuff to makes babies.

Why does it sound liek I am being absolutely stupid with this theory?