Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[solitonmedic]

Because Ness told Nintendo that'll kill them for Brawl.

What makes Lucas is shy?

 

[Burrbomb]

Ppl think he's an alt. costume of Jimmy Neutron.

When will Leon (RE4) get into SSB?

 

[Karptroopa]

When Kinzer stops making teh bad jokes about me. >:C

Why does Kinzer feel the need to do various dastardly deeds to meee?

 

[Kinzer]

Because this is the forums game thread, specifically this one should be asked SSBB questions.

Now you got me thinking, why wasn't Jimmy Neutron added?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Because that would be a sin against God.

What does Geno do while people whine over his exclusion from Brawl?

 

[Karptroopa]

He smites the robotic ashes of Smithy whilst making lovely jokes.

If Smash Bros. had a prehistoric version, what would it's name be, eh?

 

[Kinzer]

Old School Cave Smashers.

So if Bowser sounds closely to the Boozer, does that make Bowser a bartender?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Yes and no.
He has a bar, but doesn't sell any drinks to customers. Instead, he spends lonely Saturday nights drinking and plotting of another generic way to capture the princess.

What does CD-i Mario and Captain Falcon (after a sucessful Falcon Dive) create a time paradox?

 

[Kinzer]

I think you meant to say something besides what, because I don't understand you.

Will Smash continue to thrive if I post in this thread?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

i dont know maybe

will i become a great captain falcon mainer?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

No, you will not be taken seriously...

I'll try this again (because I screwed up on the first one)
Why do CD-i Mario and Captain Falcon (after a sucessful Falcon Dive) create a time paradox?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because where there's fire, they toast toast. And everyone knows that Captain Falcon's firey punchs cause luvleh toast.

Why did Lucario cross the Final Destination?

 

[Burrbomb]

To beat the snot out of the guy telling jokes about him.


What if, C. Falcon is Ganondorfs son!!!??!!1!!!!!one!!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd find out who the mother is.

Why is Mario's down-B totally and utterly, mind-numbingly useless now?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because Sakurai wants you to abandon Mario and instead give Kirby fandom

Why is Sakurai such a prick sometimes?

 

[Emotional_Outlet]

Because, he hates you.

How did Peach and Mario ever work?

 

[misterpimp5757]

they didnt...they asked nintendo for weegee but apparently nobody likes weegee so they had an epic fail.

why did snake mortar slide to the other side of the bridge of eldin?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

To retrieve his grenade. Oh wait-- BOOM!!!

On Brawl or Melee, click on Mario, then Fox, Peach. Do you notice anything?

 

[The Executive]

Yes. I wasted five seconds of my life I will never, ever get back.

How do I "hit A"?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

with a sledgehammer

How do I "press B"?

 

[The Executive]

With an iron.

How do I not suck?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

by breathing out.

Why does my Wii have to eat the CD's?

 

[The Executive]

Because it hungers?

Why does your Wii have CDs in it in the first place?

 

[Kinzer]

Because that's how you play games.

Is Sonic Steak Tier material?

 

[M.K]

You guessed Sonic's correct tier, now you get a sentence filled with bad steak puns. Well Done. These jokes are rare to come by.

If Peach and Zero-Suit Samus both jumped into the capsule on Norfair at the same time, what would happen??

 

[Kinzer]

The better question to ask would be, what would happen if Snake and Zero-Suit Samus were both in the capsule, what would happen?

You feel funny after reading that, don't you?

 

[The Executive]

No, because I am incapable of feeling anything but the Burrbombs embedded in my spleen.

What if Burrbomb were an assist trophy?

 

[Kinzer]

He would probably s*** himself, just like Demon Jiggs did.

Why do so many characters have black alternate costumes, some of them don't even look right (Toon Link anybody?)

 

[The Executive]

Because the coloring peoples were emo.

Why is Mewtwo blue and furry?

 

[Burrbomb]

Cause he secretly got turned into a monkey.

Why wuzn't Bomberman in Brawl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'LL NAIL YOUR HEAD TO THIS ATOM BOMB!!!

When is Smash 4 gonna come out?

 

[Kinzer]

Years after Nintendo comes up with their next gaming console.

Could you pick out a question to ask for me, my head hurts too much to do any really heavy thinking.

 

[In 2D]

Years after Nintendo comes up with their next gaming console.

Could you pick out a question to ask for me, my head hurts too much to do any really heavy thinking.

Sure. Why does every thread nowadays have a Brawl vs. Melee debate?

 

[GimmieCookie]

Because a Brawl vs. Brawl debate would be silly.

If its called "Final Destination" why does the game keep going?

 

[Kinzer]

Because it's not the game that stops, it's you when you die and don't come back.

With that in mind, can Yoshi's Story tell me somethimg?

 

[GimmieCookie]

I DUNNO LOL!!!111!1!

If Mach Tornado makes a tornado, shouldn't Luigi Cyclone make a cyclone?

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

It does, but Weegee's eyes scare it away.

Why is Pit so annoying?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because his balls haven't dropped yet.

Why is the first rule of furf*ggotry "You DON'T recover."?

 

[GimmieCookie]

Because if furf*gs did recover, the world would be a scary place to live in.

Why does Wario have so many dang alternate costumes?

 

[Kinzer]

To show you what they didn't feel like doing with other characters.

Why isn't Peach called Toadstool anymore?