Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[AlexoftheAura]

He was sued for malpractice.


Why was a plumber impersonating a doctor?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Compare a plumber's income with a doctor's, and you have your answer.

Who can make my throat better?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Doctor Mario, but he was sued for malpractice.

Why did Lucario cross the road?

 

[A1lion835]

To punch you in the face with Aura.

Ash Ketchum+Kirby=

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

The Ketch-irby-adox.

General Grievous + Kirby=

 

[The Fail Tracer]

General Kirbous.

Antoine + Kirby =

 

[Yaya]

The final Something + Kirby Fusion


Why was Link's Up-B in 64 so bad?

 

[A1lion835]

Because he was the muffin man.

Why do people think tiers exist?

 

[Yaya]

Because they do.

WHy did I give a not stupid answer when the thread says to give a stupid one?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because you screwed the rules.

Why can't we screw the rules in Smash?

 

[Yaya]

Because you require 100 gazillion dollars to do so.

Why does no one pay attention to Weegee?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because they're so cheap they can't even pay attention.

What would Mewtwo's FS have been?

 

[Yaya]

The same as Melee. Yeah, you asked for his Foward-Smash, right?

Why is Forward's Falco so good?

 

[Kinzer]

Because I'm not sure if you mean his foward smass or his side-b attack, the Falco Phantasm.

Why do so many people hate Sonic?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SLO---*SHOT.*

Why does Snake make butterflies with his C4?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

Because he really doesn't...?

Just how much knockback resistance does Snake have when he uses his cyhper?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

About as much as the Blob has from the old X-Men arcade game.

Kirby + Game and Watch=

(And Kinzer, Snake does make butterflies with his C4. One out of every six bricks that he plants creates a butterfly shape when it explodes. L2READ your Dojo, mang.)

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

Game & Watch Junior.

I want to make it where I can do misfires with luigi all the time without the hax, how do I do it?

(and I did not know that SC, I guess I learned something tonight)

 

[Yaya]

By doing it.

Why is Wario so awesome?

 

[Kinzer]

Because his bike is top tier.

Why doesn't Mario have his own bike?

 

[Yaya]

Because the bike was originally designed by Mario but Wario stole the design.

Would Wario riding his bike to Eye of the Tiger be the most epic thing ever or is it just me?

 

[Burrbomb]

It's just you, and maybe 3 other ppl.

Is GigaJiggs a wizard?

 

[Yaya]

No, he's a Shaman.

GOD!

Why am I too slow?

 

[Kinzer]

because Sonic said so.

Why do so many people hate sonic if I haven't already asked this?

And if I have already asked why can't I make my insane grandmother shut up, her singing is so annoying!!!!

 

[Charizard92]

Because He tells everyone that "They're too slow"

Why is the fatigue mechanic so faulty?

 

[Kinzer]

because I don't know how it works.

Why wasn't Zero in Brawl?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because he's no hero

Spoiler

, he's a zero

.

Why is Tank McCannon smoother than Smooth Criminal?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

because metal (what cannons are made of) is smooth.

Why is Pit my worst matchup?

 

[brawlpro]

Cuz god'z on his side!!

Why does marth have a tiara

 

[Steel_Dragon]

cause hes a girl in a heshe's body

why is mario so flippy?

 

[brawlpro]

Cuz he's a platformer

Why is ur sig showing in the game section?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

id i dont have a sig at the moment ....

 

[Kinzer]

You forgot to ask a question.

Why did Steel not post a question?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because his sig told him not to.

Why is Dr. Mario cooler than regular Mario?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because he cured my illness.

Who is my main?

 

[Iron Thorn]

...Donkey Kong! It simply has to be.

Who is MY main?

 

[Deleted member]

Captain Falcon..

Why is there no Linkin Park music in Brawl?

 

[Karptroopa]

Because I'd never pick up a CD again.

Who is my secondary?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

bowser

who is my third main?

 

[Karptroopa]

Maluwario.


Why are there no Disney songs in Brawl?