Ask a stupid Smash Bros. Question, get a stupid Smash Bros. Answer!

[Smooth Criminal]

Because he's the terror that flaps in the night.

Eh? Eh?

Why did Squirtle cross the road?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Kinzer]

To get to the other side, duh!

Why do people hate my Sonic the (E)dgehog?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Because it hasn't been done before.

Why did Sakurai give the Star Fox series secret codecs?

 

[Kinzer]

Becuase your imfudent brain would explode if you began to think about what they were really doing. (trying to make the tasiest Pizza Cake and protect the almighty, all-knowing bread)

Why doesn't more of the Smash Cast have Landmasters for final smashes?

 

[Burrbomb]

Cause then Kirby would get Hydra.

Where does Falco keep his Pizza Cake?

 

[Kinzer]

In the oven.

Why wasn't Doctor Mario brought back into Brawl.

 

[A1lion835]

Because his atrocious medical talents got everyone sick.

Why wasn't Bowser the worst character on a lot of the Melee tier lists?

 

[luckywind]

he is lazy


2+2=

 

[Steel_Dragon]

mario finale
falcons and pauwwnnnnnnnch =

 

[A1lion835]

"Look! He's flying!"

Me+Kirby=

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

ERROR CODE 1876543221: Does not compute.

Why isn't Darth Vader in Brawl?

 

[A1lion835]

Because his light saber was buggy (It had infinite range and untechable knockback).

Let's try this again

Me+Kirby=

 

[Steel_Dragon]

would be broken more than meta knight and darth vader

why is wario a fat chubby butt chin faced onion eating fart *****?

 

[A1lion835]

Because you're too slow (seriously, look)

3rd time's the charm

Me+Kirby=

 

[Steel_Dragon]

FAIL

why is A1LION835 so convinced hes kirby?

 

[Burrbomb]

Cause Lions are almost exactly like Kirby (fat, lazy, eats alot.) just furrier.

why wasn't Louie or the President *Pikmin* in Brawl?

 

[Steel_Dragon]

BECAUSE PIKMIN RULE TO MUCH THEY WOULDA OWNED THE GAME

why do pikmin ownnnnn!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because they are owners.

Why didn't one of Maximum the Hormone's songs make it into Brawl?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because nobody has any idea who that is.

Why aren't Spore creations in Brawl?

 

[Kinzer]

Because if I had a spore account and made my own creature it would be too godly for Brawl.

Will the next installment of Smash after Brawl have virtual reality where you become the avatar of a fighter?

 

[Golden_Link]

No, it will be reallife!

Why doesnt Links Boomerang deal damage when it comes back?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Because that requires division by zero.

Is Ganondorf really Captain Falcon's father?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yes, as Darth Vader is to Luke.

What do the bonus points on the Donkey Kong arcade stage do?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

They get your name on the high score list.

Why is Warlock Punch better than Falcon Punch?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

because Marth said so.

Why is MK so broken?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because he fell and broke his bones.

Get it?

 

[WoapGang]

NO

Does He Fail?

Yeapp

Are you sure?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I c wat u did thar.

Where are Captain Falcon's piercing nipples from Melee?

Smooth Criminal

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Because if he had them, Zero suit Samus would have to also, and we wouldn't want that.

Why aren't I doing my homework?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Because you're too kool fur skool. (wait...that wasn't brawl related...)

Are sure that dosage isn't lethal?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Tell that to Wario, who plugs a suppository in his hoo-ha for maximum effect.

Who is Zelda's Daddy?

Smooth Criminal

 

[The Fail Tracer]

onsey

Why did Sakurai have to remix the Melee music? WHY?!?!

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I don't fuggin' know (pisses me off, too).

Who charges their lazahs?

Smooth Criminal

 

[Wolfenpilot687]

Because he was lazy enough for getting new music.

Why Wolf is dressed like that?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Dedede. (I'm serious, Snake's down-B + Dedede's B is actually IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZAH! Try it.)

Y DID THYE HVAE 2 TAEK WAEVDASHIN OUT Y?!@?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!11!?!?!?!??!!!/1!!!??!?1/1/?!?1

EDIT: Because he likes it.

 

[Kinzer]

Because I was going to play SSBB, and I really played Melee without wavedashing.

Why must I suck so much in Melee compared to how phenominal I do in Brawl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Because Ken said so.

What do Smash characters do when they're not Smashing?

 

[A1lion835]

Dashing.

Me+Kirby=

 

[The Fail Tracer]

A pink human.

Can I balance a bowl of ice cream on my head while playing Smash?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Only if you staple it to your head, but that would be cheating and kinda hard to do anyway.

Why won't Dr. Mario make my sore throat go away?