Holy ****idy **** ****!
Some black girl hit was hitting on me, here is what happened.
Arby and I walked into our dorm. We noticed that the regular roomies were there partying like usual, but there was that black girl with bleached hair. O.o We casually try to act like we're tired and ignore them on the way to our rooms, but this girl called out to get to know us. Rusty gives her a hand shake and leaves. Then, I give her one, but she tries to give me a hug afterwards.
My instant thoughts: "what if she isn't American and she takes offense to me avoiding it? Guess I'll do it, what will it hurt?"
Meaningless stuff/
I go into my room and prepare for sleep and checking to see if my Internet is back. Next she comes into my room asking if these are anime wallscrolls. I answer yep...blablabla. She starts humming the salior moon theme song, but I played it off for a few moments pretending that I just remembered.
Personal thoughts: " time to check her power level."
I said that I liked outlaw star and bebop, but it was obvious that her power level was zero :/ I then assume she wants a conversation. Shortly afterwards she proceded to whisper in my ear, "You're cuter than that ""other guy."" :@
My instant transmissional thoughts: FFF****, she must have gone to talk to arby because black girls like him for some reason and he most likely gave her the super cold soldier. FFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu arby. Damn it all, now I've got to find a was to deal with this."
I try to play this off like, ok I don't care. She continues to point out the new awesome risk game I bought. So I start opening it up and she if fascinated by how awesome it is. I finally got the attention off me. Next thing I know, she is rubbing her body next to mine.
Thoughts: get the **** off of me!!!
Thankfully my roommate Matthew came in and was looking at the board as well. I quickly started a conversation with him about my story behind buying it. She continues to try to get my phone number and give me hers. I play it off by ignoring and pretending to be immersed in conversation with Matthew. I think she got the picture, because they both walked out of my room to get drinks. I went to the door and told them I'm going to sleep. The other guys say good night while she proceeds to invite me for a drink. I say, I don't drink. She says how about a soda. I reply, I can't because it will keep me from falling asleep(me lying). She says oh ok. I close the door and slam the lock closed saying in my mind, "stay the **** out."
I get on my phone and start typing this because I don't know why. And I find out I have no Internet ;-;
If this is the result of me getting a new car, I'm probably going to sell it. This should have never happened, unless she likes fat guys for some strange reason. Ether way, I'm not into black girls. Screw her for making me feel all awkward and **** before going to sleep, and if my assumption is correct about arby giving her the cold shoulder, fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu arby.