[Apr 19, 2014] No Johns Monthly! April 19th!! Project M ! (Nanuet, NY)

[Niko45]

1: jman - good **** NY
2: eggm - didn't get to play
3: hax - glad I got at least one friendly with your beastly CF. I love that matchup.
4: swift - didn't get to play
5: tec0 - didn't get to play
5: spawn - Nice set. Too bad M.Z rushed in there, I wanted to get some friendlies. Good sheik practice is always good.
7: pakman - close set in teams! Love that Luigi
7: hbk - my man, thanks for shutting me down in tournament, but more importantly thanks for the friendlies that really made the tournament for me. Love that Marth!
9: prog - maybe the whole YS counterpick was bad. lol good stuff tho and fun chillin as always
9: alukard - nice job running the tournament, didn't get to play unfortunately
9: g$ - DIP
13: roman - didn't get to play! Hopefully there will be more opportunities, I really wanted to play MA.
13: yedi - Haha, at least I got my money's worth with you, Yedi. Great friendlies and I know u gotta be salty about that tourney set.
13: animal - nice friendlies you were kinda beasting
17: codi - nice friendlies
17: mogwai - I got so lucky, just brush that **** off
17: do - puff just murked us in teams lol
17: just sexed - too bad you had to leave, we need to play more ur a beast

M.Z - wackest MM ever lol so many SDs
T-Webb - holdin it down son. This guy shovels snow for days and still makes it out. We'll play next time

And lastly, shouts to my dude D1 for being a good azz sport through all the crap he dealt with yesterday lol.

 

[otg]

Thanks for the housing otg. It was greatly appreciated.

Not a problem at all, I would gladly do it again if I can.

otg - mad love for you, i love your crib and the car ride was pretty interesting as well... we definitely need to chill more often, maybe when i go to more biweeklys and can house me more? <3 <3 <3

Yeah, I rant a lot. You MA kids are just quiet, you should be loud and rant and rave and ****. It's the only way people respect you.... (>.>) (<.<) Hit me up if you want to come down for another tourney and I'll let you know if I can provide housing. It's not a guarantee but I'll help if I can.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

otg: yur ****ing ******** for quitting out

 

[omnicloud7strife]

MA/CT: It was chill housing you guys and catching up with all of yall. I just wish you didn't show up at 3:30am lol. Let me know about some fun MA tourney and who knows I might make a guest appearance (not likely tho cause you guys suck and all). Roman you're my dude, Yedi you impressed me, M.Z takes long *** showers and Omni's sheik got 4 stocked by my boy Tommy Pickles Yoshi, get at me.

Hey. My Pichu did better than my Sheik. I want you to put a helmet on and think about that. Why the helmet? Because, I don't want a mess on my hands when YOUR MIND GETS BLOWN.

Shout Outs

Matt.Zeb: Thanks for sharing the driving with me. Was way too long to do alone.
OTG: Thanks for housing, and smashing till stupidly early in the morning. We got out late, but, that was still top tier housing. Possibly God Tier.
Roman: Did we not play again? We have to work on that. Also, thanks for telling me you and Spawn wanted to go, cause it was awesome bringing you two.
Spawn: It was awesome seeing you, and good **** in Tournament (especially your Zelda win, lololol, mindgames). Thanks for telling me I was playing better than the last time we smashed. Made me so happy to get a compliment like that. :3
Yedi: It was good playing you. And, you also said I was playing better, and I was like, "****, Yedi knows what he's talking about. I must be getting better." So, I was stoked cause of that, after you told me. :3 Also, you have great Shield Pressure, and it's really well mixed up, and I wanna learn it for my Fox, so I can just **** Shields. :3
N64: ****, your Pika is so good. Also, we had epic Pichu Costume discussion. I still think Blue is the best, but Green went to 2nd when you pointed out the adorable backpack. I had no idea what that was. X3 But, yeah, good smashing. Fun playing with you in friendlies and teaming with you in friendly teams.
J-Man: Your Fox is so good. I need to play you for like... three hours straight, and just get good at doing things you do. Cause, it's good. Next time I'm there. Also, good stuff in Singles. Way to rock it for Fox. :3
Eggm: I wish I'd gotten to play you, too. Your Fox is leagues beyond mine, and your waveshines and multishines are so sexy, it's distracting when I watch you. I gotta get good enough to do that ****.
G$$ (G-Money): I'm glad you were my 2nd round opponent. I could really tell I was doing better than I though I would. And, your Falco is fun to play against. Unlike most Falcos. So, awesome. :3 Good match.
Alukard: Thanks for running this. I doubt MA will rush to each of these, but I'm thinking we'll try to go to more. :3 We should play, also. Your Samus is so tough for me, but I gotta say I admire how smooth it moves.
Animal: Fun playing you. :D Your Fox is nice.

And, to everyone else: Thanks for making this hella fun. First tournament I'd been to in a good while, but it was so worth it.

Thanks for all the friendlies, and for making this tournament awesome. :D

Phew. Shout Outs over.

Good tournament, good times. I need to get more aggressive about playing people. Also, we need more surge suppressors next time. And tables. And set ups. And KDJ. No, wait, I mean matches. Yes. Matches. >_>

 

[otg]

otg: yur ****ing ******** for quitting out

And you're ******** for maining Falco. W'e it was a mistake, it happens, won't happen again.

 

[SPAWN]

****ing FL for starting that ****.

 

[MattDotZeb]

WTF @ none of MA placing top 10

I have to enter next time >_>

 

[omnicloud7strife]

WTF @ none of MA placing top 10

I have to enter next time >_>

Maybe next time you can win your money matches, and earn enough to enter.

 

[Roman.]

WTF @ none of MA placing top 10

I have to enter next time >_>

<--rigged bracket

i would have placed higher if i had lost my first match instead...

 

[Alukard]

Really O_o!

=[[[[

 

[omnicloud7strife]

That sucks. Too bad you're johning. This is No Johns. Naw, I'm just messin, Roman. <3 you.

 

[Roman.]

but i'm not at no johns anymore, i can john all i want now ^.^

 

[prog]

1: jman - good stuff, praying that your sets are salvagable.
2: eggm - good stuff, praying that your sets are salvagable.
3: hax - get at my falcon in teams.
4: swift - good set, definitely see that progress being made each time i play you
5: tec0 - see hbk
5: spawn - good stuff, praying that your sets are salvagable.
7: pakman -revive philly, go back to the lounge and kidnap people. btw, that last match reminded me of every time i came to the lounge, only less brutal
7: hbk - once again, we didn't play.
9: prog -
9: alukard - "oh yeah, we'll definitely play a set next time i see you" fail.
9: niko - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APAySMepRm8
9: g$ - 11590 is mine until the next time we play
13: deathknight - good set, that falco has gotten better since the last time i saw it... 2 weeks ago? i have no concept of time
13: roman - yeah, just means next time i see you, we need to play again. good set though
13: yedi - after seeing you for the first time in like a year, we don't play. i see how it is. your falco got crazy technical since the last time i saw it.
13: animal - good stuff, haven't played in a minute, we'll see what happens this week. scientology.
17: codi - next up for prog training?
17: omni - ggs, haven't gone to brinstar in a moment, but definitely a fun set
17: lunarnova - the future of philly?
17: shoopman - played some friendlies in doubles with your marth, good stuff.
17: mogwai - wat. dat pikachu.
17: do - next time i see you, we have to talk about that biz markie concert we went to in 1988, when i hat a flat top and you were wearing africa medallions
17: lefty - eastport, eh? why is everyone on LI suffolk?
17: just sexed -good friendlies, probably should have played falco in them to warm that gun up
mdz - next time i see you and im hungry, mcgangbang match.
otg - scientology is a movement.

and whoever unplugged my external, i will find out who it was, and you will get the jazz treatment, courtesy of philip banks.

scientology.

 

[N64]

ggs all.

otg - good teams. you seem mad tired at the tourney. We was ****** though, no lie. Once we stop having the exact same mindset and screwing eachother up for it, we'll be good. Thanks for the housing, and honestly I had the most fun playing you, niko, and tommy in friendlies. Hopefully i'll be back for more smash in the fuuuuuture.

niko - good friendlies, your marth is ****.

everyone else - short shoutout list, but i'm too lazy to keep telling everyone how awesome they are. Seriously, smash community is fantastic and tristate is so chill. Keep it up y'all.

 

[Alukard]

and whoever unplugged my external, i will find out who it was, and you will get the jazz treatment, courtesy of philip banks.

scientology.

prog i dont remember making shoutouts ... did someone hack my **** ?

 

[Teczer0]

He just didn't get rid of the quote tags in his post.

Get ***** Brian.

 

[Alukard]

He just didn't get rid of the quote tags in his post.

Get ***** Brian.

o >_>

i just changed my password and email for nothing then huh... -____-

1: jman - i hate u for going falco =[ ... anyway ... our fox samus didn't get beat alll day =]
2: eggm - i almost had you eggm ... just like u told jesus ... "i keep getting closer and closer everyweek"
3: hax - we didn't play ... but ur such a sore ****ing loser lolol
4: swift - <3 ... fun team sets =] ..sad i missed the tec0 match ... i hate TO'ing sumtimes
5: tec0 - we teaming soon ... hype?
5: spawn - hahaha ... all this time i was giving u credit for the needle trick... its cool tho at least u came clean and said it was reno's LOLOL ... GJ on placing
7: pakman - fun set ... sry about trying to concede to u ... i was just out of it by 4 pm no sleep last night ... setting up the tourney ... and dealing with people messing with the bracket!!! =[
7: hbk - u suck vs non spacies ... no johns
9: prog - sry about the whole not getting things recorded ...
9: alukard - stick to samus sheik ... best samus ?
9: niko - next time we'll play
9: g$ - good job trying to better ur edge guarding and taking risks ... but that doesn't count for game 2 ... that was just a FAILURE
13: deathknight - keep practicing
13: roman - u guys shoulda money matched me and dj lol
13: yedi -see roman ... also good job beating DO
13: animal - didn't play ... thanks for coming
17: codi- see animal
17: omni- see codi
17: lunarnova - welcome to the smash scene ... time to practice ? LOL thanks for coming
17: shoopman - see omni
17: mogwai - we didn't play for in any event ! ... u looked angry tho bro ... =\ need mogwai to be happy frame data wiz LOL
17: do - DO!!!!!!! thanks for coming and WTF at reading those two rolls and resting me =[ ... close set .. sheik is gay sry
17: lefty - see shoopman
17: just sexed - hey man sry again but u told me too late ... when u said to me that u were going to leave ... i was like ok bro .. here's ur 10$ but then u played ur match >_< ...

 

[Teczer0]

o >_>

i just changed my password and email for nothing then huh... -____-

See how I can change what you posted?

And give you a fabulous font while I'm at it?

Scrub.

<3333333333333333333

EDIT: Definitely lookin forward to teaming bro.

 

[Alukard]

Scrub.

<3333333333333333333

EDIT: Definitely lookin forward to teaming bro.

OMFG ... i didn't type that either!!!!!









jkjkjkjkjkjkjk lolol <333

 

[Roman.]

scrub.

<3333333333333333333

Edit: Definitely Lookin Forward To Teaming Bro.

< 3

 

[Nø Ca$h]

i just typed **** up but my psp is about as straight as eggms hair and it failed

il retype shoutouts later. <3 new york.

 

[Alukard]

so this next no johns is going to be for g$ ... without him we wouldn't be able to go to all those tournies for ******** cheap prices and door to door driving in the GWHIP!!! ALSO all the free rides and favors to peeps all over ^_^

MY thanks to u G !!! <3


please lets make this one big guys !!!

lets keep making these big and keep melee alive in NYC !!!








also ... eggm next no johns is for u ... we can't do an amazing no johns without your set ups <3333

 

[Heart Break Kid]

Man **** G$! Im not goin to this **** if its for him.

 

[DJ Nintendo]

Brian, I told you to stick to Samus for doubles or singles. Don't get intimidated by characters who give her a hard time, especially when it comes to doubles. Those characters that give Samus a hard time are more vulnerable during doubles. I can teach you my gay ways of fighting and mindgame tricks I have against those annoying characters.

You underrate your Samus way too much. We're both among the top best Samus players in the world so you need to keep reppin' her like I do lol. Besides, our double Samus is too beast and sexy ^_^

Thank you G$ once again for the ride back home. Sorry to the people in the back seat since we had to OD squeeze together because of me lol.

 

[SPAWN]

If crismas holds her tournament the week before this or week after this I don't think I'm going to go.

I really want to hang out with NJ the night before the tournament since I've never done it before.

 

[Alukard]

why is everyone up sooo early lmfaooo

@hbk LMFAOOO ... can't wait till g$ sees this thread

@dj werd yo ... just gotta suck it up and try lol

 

[PK Webb]

Imma try and make this if I'm not visit my old college females.......animal u going to this???

 

[scrapecity]

iight *****'s G$ int he building. this no johns was def mad ****. this is how no johns is gona be from now on ya heard.

shout outs to:

hax$ - yo g$ is ****in the worst. he dont do ****! omg i dont even feel like we deserve to win. omg! (win teams) yoooo g$ the best in teams. good **** G. hahahaha good stuff hax

swift - def removed the headband vs tec0 and said SHARINGAN!! was mad fun to watch. def showed that fire to win. proud of u

brotha swift - haha das just what i called ur brother. but shout outs to daniel comin out to support swift, although u came up in here lookin like little wayne. all he needed was some tattoos

spawn - mad homo! but gotta give ppls respect for doin what they gotta do in tourny. good matches

jman - gettin closer and closer. one day i'ma just bust out the mango ec version and ****s gona be a wrap. but keep in up and stop lookin like a fool wit cha pants on the ground

alu - always a pleasure, but if u just take note, my team won the last 2 times we faught. better in teams!!! lol but we gona get our **** one whenever we team again. aggressive g$ in the making. my teammates aint gone be doin noffin from now on.

eggm - alu def rigged the bracket cuz we didn't play this time. lol but good stuff for second place. bout to be the return of the eggm in 07.

D1 - listenin to the tunes right now son. but i like that one line das like, "if u cant whoop dey ***, then *****s get shot!" def applies to melee mah doo. lol

hbk - man **** hbk. ***** like the best one there and stay playin bad. step ya game up *****. u need that g$ hofstra trainin again

err body else good stuff for coming and we gona keep melee on and poppin. we all need to improve and make each other better. lets do this!! G$ out

 

[SPAWN]

Well I wake up at 6am every Mon/Wed... so yeah. Up early haha. Gotta do something in classes where professors go off in tangents.

 

[PK Webb]

Iwake up 6 40 everyday except sat and sun cuz of work gotta make that money

 

[SwiftBass]

**** yo its srs business when g$ makes shoutouts

april 10th sounds good. Hopefully I can make it. its my mom's birthday so i got a good john for work

 

[SPAWN]

I agree with Swifts statement on G's shoutouts, mad beast.

G- Next time we play in tourny I really hope you don't try and pull that **** on me again. It sucks for both of us really. I don't plan on ever bringing up I won the set to people because I KNOW (and anyone else if they ever saw that set knows) I lost and you won. Plain and simple. Anyways, good luck next time. Let's both play really well and have a good set. None of that bull****.

*ends showing mad respect for G now*

 

[Alukard]

I agree with Swifts statement on G's shoutouts, mad beast.

G- Next time we play in tourny I really hope you don't try and pull that **** on me again. It sucks for both of us really. I don't plan on ever bringing up I won the set to people because I KNOW (and anyone else if they ever saw that set knows) I lost and you won. Plain and simple. Anyways, good luck next time. Let's both play really well and have a good set. None of that bull****.

*ends showing mad respect for G now*

dont show him **** ... he deserved that loss ... looking maddd foolish game 2 ... LMFAOOO ^_~

game 3 was bullcaca tho ... but again he didn't listen and build that nest on the top platform LOL

 

[otg]

Man **** G$! Im not goin to this **** if its for him.

lmao

@dj werd yo ... just gotta suck it up and try lol

This is why I still use Doc, you just gotta overcome and rep those mid tiers son. Thanks for hosting again Alu.

G$ is too ****ing funny.

 

[Shoopman]

17: shoopman - played some friendlies in doubles with your marth, good stuff.

Those matches were a disgrace to my ancestors. Granted I was the worst player by far, but no johns.

This was my first tourney, and a pretty cool experience. I'm surprised I actually took stocks off some people. Got in some good friendlies with Lefty, Omni, and Just Sexed. I wanted to play HBK and get some Marth pointers, but I didn't even know he was there until it was almost over. I learned a few things though, mostly about flaws in my own play style. Kinda sad we didn't play pools, but overall good ****. I'll be at the next one if I can make it.

 

[SPAWN]

Alu- Okay LOL. I just wanted to make sure G$ knows that I'm not gonna go bragging around about how I beat him haha.

Shoopman keep going. All us vets support you!

 

[Heart Break Kid]

Man f*ck all you hoes! G-State is about to do some serious damage in the near future. New Jerzey is about to blow everyone out the water, **** every other state. If you not from NJ then **** you except for a selected few.

Jman-Yoooo apples is crazy nowadays
Eggm-You got this next time homie, we need those NJ practice sessions like back in theday. Time to get back on the grind
Tec0-Def wasnt on point...lmao Ill put up a better fight next time.
Roman-Is the f*cking man. **** def have to make it up to Mass now and repay you sometime soon.

And for the rest of you ***** *** n*ggas
G$-Stupidest motha****a on the planet. Lol Mango Falco my ***, he would never be caught doin some stupid *** **** like that. Get the *** outta my regiion *****. Go to midwest or some ****. We dnt need you
Alu-*** you too! There like 3 NJ people and I gotta play Tec0 2nd round, *** outta here. Yea your Samus is non spacy and I be tearin that ***** up.
Spawn-I am gonna tear you a new one next time we play. Camply *** ma****a, just wait till Im in the right state of mind lol
Prog-**** you too
Hazz-Blazblue? I hope your *** is at least good at it cuz your clearly wasting your time playing melee
JusSexed-****ing joke of a Marth main. Waaa!!!!Cry more cuz you aint get your refund p*ssy.
D1-Eggms gnna win me my $5 back

Aint gonna be able to touch NJ, B*tches no what time it is. Our *****s from dwn under are bout to come up and start ******. And if your cool with NY then **** you too. CT **** you, RI **** you, PA **** you.

 

[Mogwai]

lmao, HBK is my hero.

p.s. **** new jersey

 

[SPAWN]

LOL <3 HBK. I didn't even really camp your Fox at all. Your Marth though... that's just the style I play vs Marth get over it. ;P You were trying to camp me with pivot grabs anyways so whatever.

 

[Just Sexed]

HBK trolling this thread harder than ever.

Listen you mad cuz you cant beat sheik. Dthrow>your marth

King of LI lol I bet Alejandro P could beat you with one ice climber son.