pastaboy
Smash Champion
ok so this thread needs a lil humour, besides that guy who made a thread on how he's the next ninjalink.
as diddy players im assuming that most of us are hordcore johners. i wanna make a list of johns that are quite frequent while playing with diddy.
Controler johns
-wtf my joystick wont let me run, its so old.
-i pressed A to pick up my banana but theres so much dirt in there it sticks in.
-wait wait pause for me my c-sticks arnt working
-OMFG I SAID SIDE B NOT UP B.
-wut the hell i ment to do up b not airdodge, my hands are to swety k.
Stage johns
- this stage is horbbile for diddy, platforms arnt good for him
-i hate yoshis story i cant see my bananas becuz of the angle on the platform >_<
-i wulda ***** u on fd but diddy sux on platform stages kthnxbi
-lol i can't fight on jungle japes theres no room for my banana groove
-**** Norfair. Now I need to pick MK
-**** you pokemon stadium
Character johns
-lolz diddy cant fight anyone with a reflector
-omg diddy has an hard time vs ppl with spammy projectiles
-The rockets didn't deploy correctly or I would have won.
-It wouldn't let me jump before I used dair.
-"wtf?! where'd my second jump go???"
-"You rigged this controller so I can't glide toss, didn't you!?
-Your lucky your character's moves has such rediculous range over me
other
-wtf as soon as i got to my banana it disappeared, hax
-Dang I slipped on another invisible banana!
-Your lucky peanut popgun sux, or I wulda won da match
-one sec i need my glasses i can't see the bananas<<<used many times
-"oh i didnt mean to press b again!" - after you do the flipkick to recover but press B or A and doesnt grab the edge.
-omg wtf i hate when the barrels dont spike, or u wudda died
-aw dang I should've charged upB more, then I wouldn't be edgehogged
-i ment to do a quick dash attack but i did downsmash, omfg.
-***,i wullda won if the second part of the fsmash hit.
-I didn't mean to bust that nut... (holding the B button down too long) LoLz.
more to come
-Wtf I slipped on a banana peel and broke my knee. Now I cant play
-"You're lucky I didn't grab my nannerz."
feel free to share some of your own, ill edit the list.
as diddy players im assuming that most of us are hordcore johners. i wanna make a list of johns that are quite frequent while playing with diddy.
Controler johns
-wtf my joystick wont let me run, its so old.
-i pressed A to pick up my banana but theres so much dirt in there it sticks in.
-wait wait pause for me my c-sticks arnt working
-OMFG I SAID SIDE B NOT UP B.
-wut the hell i ment to do up b not airdodge, my hands are to swety k.
Stage johns
- this stage is horbbile for diddy, platforms arnt good for him
-i hate yoshis story i cant see my bananas becuz of the angle on the platform >_<
-i wulda ***** u on fd but diddy sux on platform stages kthnxbi
-lol i can't fight on jungle japes theres no room for my banana groove
-**** Norfair. Now I need to pick MK
-**** you pokemon stadium
Character johns
-lolz diddy cant fight anyone with a reflector
-omg diddy has an hard time vs ppl with spammy projectiles
-The rockets didn't deploy correctly or I would have won.
-It wouldn't let me jump before I used dair.
-"wtf?! where'd my second jump go???"
-"You rigged this controller so I can't glide toss, didn't you!?
-Your lucky your character's moves has such rediculous range over me
other
-wtf as soon as i got to my banana it disappeared, hax
-Dang I slipped on another invisible banana!
-Your lucky peanut popgun sux, or I wulda won da match
-one sec i need my glasses i can't see the bananas<<<used many times
-"oh i didnt mean to press b again!" - after you do the flipkick to recover but press B or A and doesnt grab the edge.
-omg wtf i hate when the barrels dont spike, or u wudda died
-aw dang I should've charged upB more, then I wouldn't be edgehogged
-i ment to do a quick dash attack but i did downsmash, omfg.
-***,i wullda won if the second part of the fsmash hit.
-I didn't mean to bust that nut... (holding the B button down too long) LoLz.
more to come
-Wtf I slipped on a banana peel and broke my knee. Now I cant play
-"You're lucky I didn't grab my nannerz."
feel free to share some of your own, ill edit the list.
