(」・ω・)」 MARS la Marf in Smash 4 (／・ω・)／

[Reizilla]

Shaya! Ban me before Hyl1an does! Quick!

 

[Devinish]

Coffee Related discussion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU

If you don't know who Dave Grohl is, you can just go ahead and leave.

 

[Haze~]

Tweek calm down, here have some coffie.

 

[LaIotun]

So, I'm no understanding the 'smash bash' stuff

 

[Reizilla]

Who mentioned 'smash bash'?

 

[§leepy God]

♪ Doesn't coffee make you hate people, or is it just me? †

 

[Shaya]

it makes me hate all enemies of coffee.

 

[Reizilla]

Coffee is the opposite of liquid hate. Which is why I don't drink it. That stuff's for hippies.

 

[Espy Rose]

I can't drink coffee. I've tried so hard. At least on three different occasions.
Shaya, how do you make your coffee taste delicious?

I like other stuff like frapps, cappuccinos, mochas, blah, blah blah.
But coffee is just so hard for me to like, which sucks. I love the smell. ;-;

 

[etecoon]

coffee is nasty, you can't make it taste good

hazelnut coffee smells very good

but you can't make it taste like not ***

 

[Shaya]

Protip: Cappucinos are in the world of coffee.

Tip for noobs: Order a "Mocha" it's coffee for ******* because they put chocolate in it too.
Shame that mocha is so good that I drink that regularly as well.

When I refer to coffee I mean all the magical things made from coffee beans


Here's how to make coffee taste amazing:
1. 3 Teaspoons of sugar (replace teaspoons with tablespoons if you're really bad at life)
2. Only get Arabica Coffee Beans (The stuff from south america is rate nasty, REALLY REALLY REALLY NASTY; but has like 500x more caffeine, so if you're manly enough...)
3. The darker the better
4. Buy the expensive stuff you cheap *******. Yeah the cheapest instant coffee you buy I wouldn't even use in torture.. it's just too cruel.
5. Get better.
6. Get on my level.
7. Throw in milk you noob. Drinking it black is only good at 4am when you're either watching Wimbledon grand finals or have a uni assignment or some gay *** **** due at 9am.

 

[Espy Rose]

Ah, so it costs money for decent coffee.

Welp, I'm out, since I'm poor.

 

[Shaya]

Well, it's not like the difference is huge.

like hell you can buy a really really really really terrible tin of instant coffee, like 1kg of it for like $5.

But an actually good quality instant coffee? $5 will get you like 200g.

Pretty much when it comes to instant coffee, the more it isn't a powder, the better.

 

[Blacknight99923]

I wish I had some coffee in my hand

 

[Reizilla]

Soren, I hate you slightly less than before, but I still hate you for having a blue name.

Shaya, quit being a ***** and drink that **** black like a real man. It's the closest thing to acceptable. But it's still awful.

 

[Remzi]

Cappucino is.... the world. omg soo good

 

[Blacknight99923]

Do you hate bengalz for that blue name? I love how like half of the smash lab is from the marth boards
Adumbrodues
Raziek
Bengalz
Myself
now we just need shaya

 

[Reizilla]

Yes, all four of you.

 

[Shaya]

so its 5am.

and I've had quite a bit of coffee.
UNI PROJECTZ

 

[mikeHAZE]

Well, it's not like the difference is huge.

like hell you can buy a really really really really terrible tin of instant coffee, like 1kg of it for like $5.

But an actually good quality instant coffee? $5 will get you like 200g.

Pretty much when it comes to instant coffee, the more it isn't a powder, the better.

instant coffee is SO SOSOSOSO BAD. most coffee producers are too.


When buying coffee, look for "arabica" beans. Those are the type of beans that are high in flavor. the strain of beans is called Robusta. These are high in caffeine but often (all the time) are very gross or not very flavorful. This is why high quality beans (starbucks for example) cost so much money ($10 a pound). Another factor being that starbucks only uses beans coming from the coffee belt, a region located across the tropics.

 

[Espy Rose]

Cappucino is.... the world. omg soo good

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove cappuccino.
Frapps are delicious too.
OMG.

 

[VietGeek]

tea is my preference <__<

 

[ChKn]

H20 is the best.

 

[Reizilla]

Agreed. H20, then tea.

 

[Player-3]

i want to be in smash lab

 

[Espy Rose]

I love tea too.
Water's k, but it tastes disgusting.

 

[Player-3]

european water is top ****ing tier

holy **** you guys have NO IDEA HOW GOOD IT IS

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

 

[Raziek]

Mountain Dew is like water to me. I'm 75% mountain Dew.

 

[Albert.]

BERRYLICIOUS PROTEIN SHAKE OMFGg

 

[Reizilla]

Espy, SA juss has ****ty water. Come to Kingsville and taste our half-chlorine half-plastic water. It's delicious.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Mountain Dew is like water to me. I'm 75% mountain Dew.

Do you brush often? MD rots your teeth. But, it takes like a bjillion years.

 

[Espy Rose]

Rei, you guys are like, a stone throw away from Mexico.
No thx.

 

[Reizilla]

Nah, that's the valley. But the water there actually tastes good. Man, I hate this school.

 

[_Kadaj_]

My dude Mike hitting that Starbucks knowledge mad hard

 

[Raziek]

Do you brush often? MD rots your teeth. But, it takes like a bjillion years.

I do. xD

I'm well aware of the cavity-causing goodness.

 

[Laurel]

coffee is good.

back from cali and i sat there doing nothing because i had no internet to contact people. :[

 

[Espy Rose]

Oh my god, Laurel's back!

 

[Laurel]

so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute ^___^ <3

 

[Player-3]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...52714342_100000149736913_419208_6244363_n.jpg


i will soon own one of these

and when i do

i will win my first tournament

 

[Shaya]

**** furries ;\