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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

Calling it now: Wumpa League is gonna be revealed through a mini-ARG.

The Crash teams frequent r/crashbandicoot, they're probably gonna keep hiding hints in different ActiBliz stuff (like the recent COD game with the Wumpa League sticker) and once all of them are found, Wumpa League will be revealed.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

Honestly, "a creative and fun menu aesthetic" and "a theme song that isn't orchestra or melodramatic" may have trumped Muddy Mole and Jill as my most wanted anything in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

I've been watching a lot of platfighter and general fighting game fans' reactions to Nick Brawl, and as soon as I saw this disclaimer on one of them I knew I had to click off. Anybody who uses an edgy ESRB parody is instantly not trustworthy.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

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Of course he's not a nugget!

He's Burger King chicken fries, that's good stuff

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

If you're feeling bad this 21 day, here's some hopescrolling to digest.

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

This is the machine Billy Mitchell used for his Donkey Kong "high scores" - still believe he didn't cheat?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 10, 2021

I don't have the silver gunner lemon demon mashup chops, so I really hope someone else can make a 21 Guns + Full House + Route 209 + Scatman's World + 21 Savage song of choice ultimate 21 mashup today.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

Let's be frank here, "Rosalina is the objective best Mario character because she has a sad backstory!" is equally as superficial a take as "Waluigi is the objective best Mario character because he makes the funny noises!" (if not more so)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

The "Genesis Does" advert was the best thing to ever happen to gaming, but the worst thing to ever happen to gaming discussion

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

Nintendo just advertised a game they're not selling

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That being said, this is the greatest platformer of all time so I'll let it pass.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

Nitpicky side of me doesn't like the Mario 64 Lego set being a ? box instead of a ! box.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

The duality of man

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

This reminds me of that Brawl mod that replaces Yoshi with a T-posing Tommy Pickles who never as much as rotates no matter what animation he's in.

That's not a compliment, it's the highest compliment.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

If Sega were to make a crossover platform fighter, I feel the best choice for a beginner all-rounder/shoto (from a design standpoint, not marketing or in-universe) like Mario to Smash, SpongeBob to Nick, Ryu to Street Fighter, e.t.c. would be AiAi given that all the Sonic characters' unique statistic traits aren't just parts of their character but rather their entire character.

Knuckles could potentially work but he'd have to sacrifice a lot of his power and possibly his digging, as well as downplay his gliding, while Akira would likely be too complex for most beginners. AiAi on the other hand doesn't have any canonical abilties besides "jump into a ball" so you can give him a lot of the standard shoto moves and stats without it seeming too weird (helped by the fact his tail is stubby to the point of almost being non-existant so nobody would complain about no tail attacks) - plus he already is associated with balls so there's an easy shoto projectile.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

When talking about crossovers, people underestimate the amount of IPs Microsoft have at their disposal - there's much more roster potential for an Xbox platfighter than just "Master Chief and Rareware All-Stars Battle Royale" - in fact, it'd be much worse for an MS crossover to emphasise Rare given they're not really Microsoft's biggest team. Just a pirate and Fulgore would do the trick - even Banjo and Conker don't strike me as 100% necessary unless they either have a big roster or need a beginner shoto character when Doomguy, Chief and Steve don't cut it (kinda like how Kratos and Sackboy were the PSASBR mascots but PaRappa was the shoto)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

Mr. I got a Lego piece before Wario.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

If Nick Brawl ends up being an anime fighter like people are saying, we should change the term to the more cartoon-inclusive animated fighter

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

I do think Ultimate is a good competitive game (at least to watch), but for a game with this big a budget to include so little stage options for, and a few characters *cough*Min Min*cough*Hero who come off as being designed specifically to not appeal to, its most devoted players is inexcusable - especially with the garbage hazards off switch.

It kinda feels like Sakurai and his team are running off assumptions about competitive play rather than doing the necessary research. It's good he's trying (which is better than with Brawl at least) but as someone who doesn't play competitive even I can tell that Namco can do better.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2021

I only really like "intentionally bad" fighting game joke characters if they're clones. A completely original moveset shouldn't be wasted on a gag.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

Nick Brawl really does seem like it'll be great both for high level play and kids' parties - while Nicktoons characters wavedashing is funny at first, it's honestly the perfect approach when it comes to a network that's claim to fame is making kids' shows that work regardless of age.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

Apple manufacture a charger for people who don't like sitting next to electric sockets challenge. Difficulty: Impossible

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

Mewtwo's alts are really weird - like a mid-point between Sonic or Pac-Man's alts and actual good alts.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

The Infinite threadrunners' obsession with gimmick characters (summoners especially) and game-accurate mechanics is getting really annoying now.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2021

I have finally seen the mythical "FD with a single slope" Mario Maker variant.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

	Cardi B	Terence
Drugged and robbed men
Can't sing nor correctly place capital letters
Threw a shoe at Nicki Minaj
Baited by a diss track sung by 10 year olds
Uses slurs on the regular
Cool tie

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

"Nah, we don't have to vacuum pack the action figure heads, who would steal just the heads, and why?"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

"Pog" went from being juice, to a toy, to a Twitch emote, to internet slang, and back to juice again.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

OH MY GOD WUMPA LEAGUE INCOMING

I swear... if someone tries to ride in on a moral high horse all like "wHy ArE yOu SuPpOrTiNg An AcTiViSiOn GaMe" as if we aren't on a website devoted to a game built around a bunch of immoral companies, a majority of which are probably somehow involved in child labour...

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

I love how this trope is so common in Crash games that they had already subverted it by the first game with Koala Kong.

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

Comparing old Nintendo (especially Mario) menus to new ones is so depressing - it's like when a TV show or movie has a timeskip and the playful kid and is now a brooding teen

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

First he sexed up Krystal, then he made Peach into a catgirl, now this?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

I kinda feel the next Smash game, if it exists, will have Level 10 CPUs. A lot of SSBU's features and design choices had very early forms in 3DS/Wii U's DLC (Bayo's cancellable taunts and Mario Maker's gargantuan My Music list pop to mind) and Kazuya/Pythra's CPUs absolutely strike me as that.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

It's funny how Pichu was supposed to be Melee's joke "embarass your friends at parties!" character but ended up being superior to 15% of the roster - that 15% including the most heavily requested character for the game.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

The way they teased Dark Pit and Mr. G&W in 3DS/Wii U weren't really teasers as much as confirmations with no gameplay.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2021

I kinda wish they brought back Mushroomy Kingdom underground for visual variety alone, even if most likely case is that it wouldn't have an Omega.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

17 hours and DYKGaming is still yet to reply, I'm getting kinda mad now.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

To this day I still don't know whether to love or hate Piranha Plant's inclusion in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

Turns out DYKGaming changed their Email address. I'll resend my inquiry.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

Why are there so many YouTube ads that whisper into your ear? They really creep me out.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2021

Did You Know Movies?

Two characters sharing a socially-condemned secret is a common storytelling trope that predates as much as the idea of LGBT people being acceptable by centuries

Jokes aside, it's great to see yourself in stories or even alter them to fit your tastes and experiences better, but don't deny it when people who worked to bring those stories to life say that wasn't the intent - or in the case of Luca, the literal opposite.

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