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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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    I was looking on Shared Content and saw a stage titled "stop posting 18+!" - not surprising on its own, you get a ton of those - but for some reason the person who posted it seemingly spent hours perfecting a detailed monochrome anime girl with a single ice tear coming out her eye as she pretends to smile - I mean, I don't like the booba stuff either but that's a bit of a dire overreaction, ey?
    Wario Wario Wario
    Instead of watching the rotting corpses of the Animaniacs puppeteered to make bad Trump jokes you can find on literally any Twitter feed again, listen to the Pinky & The Brain GBA game soundtrack. It slaps.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I just wrote a self-insert fanfiction about me creating Smash Bros. and getting screwed over by Nintendo corporate, then going to a bunch of other companies with the concept and also getting screwed over by them.

    Is this a sign of mental issues? Should I or my family be worried?
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    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    "Kira, Yoshikage my name. I am 33 years old. In my house Morioh section of the northeast, where the villages are not married. I need a worker Name Yu to department stores and 8 pm every day at home was late. Do not smoke, but sometimes drink. 11 From before me, am I decided to get to eight hours of sleep in a bed, no matter what. After twenty minutes of ultrices stretches to warm milk before bed time is not lying areas. And as a child, 1 wake up in the morning without weariness or stress. 1 announced there would be no issue with me at the last check-up. 1'm trying to explain that he wishes to live 1'm a person who lives in a very quiet. Was won by the enemy, with the worried I do not care to lose, that falls to me to lose sleep at night. For that which I do I do I know that a man is, and from whom, and especially brings the happiness of a society. And yet, it is not to fight, if any, and to destroy. '
    alexxxela
    alexxxela
    I put this through Latin google translate twice:
    Who is the girl next door living in a haunted house go?

    You'd better know your name, "was sent to you?

    I know the dark about the pressure and judgments on these drugs, brew

    It happened, before all things it is rightly to be the CPU

    You just wander pain

    You should not be afraid posted

    It is not to play with the dolls, that she neither combs her head,

    One is there of the time, so that the things which are girly?

    The eyes may send you a hex unknown drone

    The grandmother wig and make you a great nation

    Not into the kitten quickly to stake out
    Pantalones giganticus!
    Oh, nothing, not even to the second ...

    I do not rule the world and to finish her homework

    Without me it is the first object known;

    Neither do I wish to have You cast a spell over the good of the one who will watch over your steps when you are in the

    I turned my teacher, into a spoon

    I refer to the slave and free, and yes, it's true

    Because there is none like you, you will have many friends,
    But we're nice to think that there is no forgetting and friends;
    And if you say "no," You're toast

    Who is the girl next door living in a haunted house go?

    You'd better know your name, "was sent to you?

    However, remember that when I see in the street

    I'm always the cruelest meet a girl
    Pokelego999
    Pokelego999
    I too turned my teacher, into a spoon.
    Wario Wario Wario
    DO NOT GOOGLE "WHEN DID NARUTO LOSE" AND LOOK AT AUTOFILL

    WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE​
    Wario Wario Wario
    leaves app to turn Wi-Fi on and off
    goes back to app and the Wi-Fi still doesn't work
    goes back to system settings, expecting it to still be on the Wi-Fi page
    system settings:

    Come to the General to waste some time!
    Wario Wario Wario
    IMO SwSh isn't Sonic 06 bad, but it isn't anywhere near a high point for the series either - a solid attempt given the circumstances (budget being spent on Post Malone concerts, yearly deadlines, corporate mandates, a general lack of interest in Pokémon within Game Freak, first true HD game after working with underpowered handheld hardware for 2 decades) but they can do better. A lot of the criticisms are justifiable - especially when it comes to story writing, PR, and business models - but tend to get drowned out by asinine complaints about low poly trees, reused animations, and the National Dex.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Bundling older titles with newer releases, like in SADX and most non-maze Pac-Man games, should've become game industry standard a long time ago - though I disagree with the prospect of making them unlockable.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Nintendo Power Andross:
    Two times orphaned incel who was once one of the most respected medical minds in the planet.

    Canon Andross:
    Invented weapons, got angry his weapons weren't actually being used by anyone, started a war because of it.
    Wario Wario Wario
    ClayMates and Jelly Boy have the exact opposite problems - one's too fast with its "Blaze Processing" and the other is too slow.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I made a roster for an alternate universe first Smash game, and sorted it into the trailers each character would be revealed in

    REVEAL TRAILER (the utterly mandatory heavy hitters, plus two iconic yet unexpected retros to shake things up)
    Mario
    Link
    Mewtwo
    Kirby
    DK
    King Hippo
    Inkling
    Scent Hound

    SECOND TRAILER: (more heavy hitters, but not as big as the first reveal - a few crowd pleasers but no true surprises)
    Samus
    Bowser
    Peach
    Zelda
    Ganon
    Fox
    Olimar

    THIRD TRAILER (a mix of surprising and expected picks, no real "hype" reveals)
    King Dedede
    Prince of Sablé
    Muddy Mole
    Yoshi
    Onix
    Mii

    FOURTH TRAILER: (the most strange and surprising inclusions of them all for the most part, along wih a popular Pokémon so people with surface level knowledge can still get something out of the trailer)
    Andross
    Bubbles
    Who Are You Running From?
    Jill & Drill Dozer
    The Amazon
    Squirtle

    FINAL TRAILER (the cult characters a lot of players would have wanted but not expected - ending with Villager as the final reveal to resolve the inevitable "could an Animal Crossing character fight?" debate right before launch)
    Wario
    Chibi Robo
    Mike Jones
    Tingle
    Genesect
    Paula
    Waluigi
    Villager
    Wario Wario Wario
    "Ugh, Game Freak were so lazy using low-poly trees! Why couldn't they be more like hard working Daddy Sakurai?"
    "Daddy" Sakurai:

    I should also bring up how weird it looks when you stage morph into Battlefield Mario Maker, though I couldn't find an image of it.
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    DrCoeloCephalo
    DrCoeloCephalo
    Pretty sure no one said that. If it were me, I'd say they should have worked as hard as Level-5.
    Wario Wario Wario
    The negative impact McDonald's deals have had on outside media is immense,
    • McDonald's got Sonic 3 split in two
    • McDonald's censored Batman Returns and prevented Tim Burton from working with the IP in future
    • McDonald's got Camp Lazlo cancelled
    • McDonald's is supposedly responsible for sexing up Lola Bunny
    There are probably tons of other examples of this sorta thing I don't know about.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Damn, people on the Smash Infinite thread genuinely believe letting people pay for something when they don't know what they're paying for isn't inherently predatory.
    DrCoeloCephalo
    DrCoeloCephalo
    Imagine thinking about your purchases.
    Glad I bought neither DLC. Friend bought first one and couldn't care less about the 2nd.
    Wario Wario Wario
    A lot of my most wanted Smash fighters you could never do the heart emoji "let X fans be happy!" thing with because they literally do not have fanbases. If you try to tweet "let Mole Mania fans be happy! 💞💞💞" you'd be written off as insane by even the most toxic optimists and devoted Mole Maniacs.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I love how since Sony removed all the EarthBound music, the first result when you YouTube search "Smiles & Tears" is a pre-SiIvaGunner bait-and-switch video that ends with a Bubsy voice clip
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    As the recent Bubsy games have been built using existing games as a base, they missed a golden opportunity to call one of them "Total ConFURsion."
    Wario Wario Wario
    In hindsight I really don't understand why 1-year-ago me brought the Min Min DLC. At least with Byleth I can say I got suckered by capitalism and take a little less of the blame, buying Minjamin Minjamin was 100% on me.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I think that if there was to be an Xbox crossover it shouldn't be a platform fighter, or a fighter at all. I think it should be the first earnest attempt at making a true competitive kart racer (that isn't a mod at least)
    Wario Wario Wario
    Ugh, another shadowdrop. This would've been much better in a Direct.
    Wario Wario Wario
    This image legitmately spooked me when it showed up on Google Images
    Wario Wario Wario
    For some reason it's always the franchises that have fell steeply downhill to the point of being a lost cause that do the orchestral emomanip anniversary ads.
    Wario Wario Wario
    One thing that makes me a bit happy is that Bowser's Nintendo does seem to listen to backlash - Skyward Sword and the Zelda G&W aren't limited, and they haven't touched competitive Smash to my knowledge since the Big House drama, even cancelling their official Smash tournaments they have no clue how to run. It's probably just for damage control money, but just as good intent doesn't justify bad actions, ill intent doesn't dull the effects of good deeds.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I've been writing an achievements list for my planned game, and I feel I may have to explain the "beat the game in a single sitting without pausing, idling, going to the home screen, taking damage or dying while using a negative-effect cheat code" achievement in court some day
    Wario Wario Wario
    I was just thinking "why don't they make a game where cheat codes are a central mechanic?" - but almost instantly realised that'd just be a traditional fighting game.
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    Torgo the Bear
    Torgo the Bear
    I always wanted a game where cheat codes are a central mechanic...I feel like it would be perfect for a Waluigi game. My idea was for Waluigi to know he was in an awful, rushed game, and he had his own book of cheat codes to play with so he could actually get some level of enjoyment out of it. But he finishes the game too fast and then has to take over other Nintendo games instead with his cheats...and by the end he has more or less become Nintendo's Deadpool.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I've been watching Nick Knacks by Poparena a lot - it's basically a retrospective of Nickelodeon history that reviews all the shows, original or aquired, and analyses their place in a corporate television ecostructure, it's doing every show and hasn't even got to the Nicktoons yet! - and honestly it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone give equal amounts of both criticism and praise for all these shows that people either worship on a pedistal or brush aside as timeslot filler. It'll likely be years from now before he gets to these shows but videos for stuff like Breadwinners, Fred, and Butt Ugly Martians will be really interesting.
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    Wario Wario Wario
    If I was tasked with fixing Breadwinners, I wouldn't remove the dudebro speak or twerking - maybe tone it down, but not outright remove.

    Rather, I would change the characters' species, what they deliver, and who to - bread is inherently boring, and in the real world bad for ducks. A more interesting food to be delivered is imperative to this concept as no kid cares too much about bread, however I am going to play with the real world animal poisoning a little for my reinterpreted concept:

    Dogs delivering chocolate to humans - that way our heroes are delivering an object they simply cannot test for unintended side effects, and therefore the extent of the magic powers the whimsical chocolate bars hold would be a mystery to canine SwaySway and Buhdeuce, leading them into a gauranteed adventure every episode as they fix the problems they bring upon themselves.
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