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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Me: grows attached to the characters I've created
Also me: grows protective of them and refuses to have them in any remotely serious conflict
My stories featuring those characters:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

If Sir Arthur gets in Smash, he needs to have some of Tim Follin's C64 tracks.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Death Battle time

Who would win in a fight?

Vote Now! [Scripulous Fingore from Super Mario Bros.] [Gumbly from The Simpsons]

www.strawpoll.me

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

I can't believe Garfield would say this

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Hair colours in Miitomo were more varied than in the 3DS Mii maker, these variations were added to the Switch Mii Maker.

Let's hope this is a pattern.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

I recently saw a very old status by

BonafideFella about his theory that Gonzo from the Muppets is a dodo. I would like to present another cartoon-animal-species theory:

-Big, spherical nose
-Upwards protruding eyes
-Fights by eating
-Plump body

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

There's only one current-gen first party shill pick I'd be OK with in FP2:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

If I had a nickel for every time Shigeru Miyamoto was accused of plagarising an in-development third party game with a name ending with "-ock", I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it happened twice.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

I really don't understand why Yoshi games tend to be so easy - yes, Yoshi is cute; cuddly; and marketable, but he also has a really complex set of skills designed for puzzles and precision, easily the most elaborate skillset of any of the 4 Mario 2D platformer protags.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

I wish I mad musical talent so I could arrange a beautful, Jurassic Park-esque orchestral cover of the Yoshi Clan.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

If a character's gender is left up to interpretation, I generally see them as male if they have feminine qualities and female if they have masculine qualities.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Wed NES Day

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Rotten Tomatoes audiences know their stuff.

~~yes i am aware these are actually uncomparable scores due to different circumstances and audiences.~~

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

All I can remember from last morning's dream is that Chowder was confirmed for Smash, Vinesauce Joel partook in a mass conspiracy, and I ate Drumsticks (UK candy) out of a garbage skip.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

A Dog Named Homer

A Dog Named Homer is a dog who is based off of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, but portrayed by Homer in the Adventure Time Couch Gag. Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" Couch gag – "Adventure Time Couch Gag"[src]

simpsons.fandom.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

It is REALLY hard to come up with a plot for a mascot platformer without a ton of "and then"s. I cannot think of a single good in-universe reason for my protagonist to scale and run around on an active rollercoaster or sprint around an exploding train.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Mario's face

Mario's face, also referred to as the Mario face, is a floating disembodied head of Mario. The gameplay element of an interactive floating head of Mario has appeared in many games.

www.mariowiki.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

As we all know, the connections between Ripper Roo, Jesus, CatDog, the Ant Bully, Jeff Andonuts, Eric Cartman, and clip art sunglasses penguin are very tight.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

There's no mole or vacuum cleaner emoji but there are aeroplane seat and photorealistic lungs emojis - the weirdest part is that the official Emoji website has mole and vacuum cleaner emojis listed, but those aren't actually emojis and never have been.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

The Wikipedia article for Little Orphan Annie is one of the most horrifying things I've ever read.
Some highlights:

Little Orphan Annie is capitalist propaganda
Little Orphan Annie shares a universe with **** Tracy
Daddy Warbucks died after learning Franklin D. Roosevelt won the election
Daddy Warbucks somehow came back to life after FDR went out of office
Annie ages like an anime character
Annie is friends with God
Annie was based on some random child her creator met on the street
Daddy Warbucks uses vigilante justice and manipulates the court. This is portrayed as heroic.
Daddy Warbucks has lynched people
Annie blew up a Nazi submarine
A villain Annie faced was directly based on a real person who refused to help fund the strip
Annie was framed for a murder
Annie's author supported child labour
The Little Orphan Annie comic strip has been referred to as a "threat to world peace".
Little Orphan Annie ended with a cliffhanger of Annie being kidnapped. This was resolved 3 years later in **** Tracy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

I love how the European localisation of Miitopia fills it with British slang

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

Animated Smash Bros. (title TBA) creation thread - ANIME/GOKU CONFIRMED

"What do you mean, Sakurai-san? Smash is going to skip a whole generation? That's our top seller! The Switch 2's success is dependant on it!" "Yes, I'm adamant. I need to take a break. Make a spin-off to fill the gap for all I care! Go against all my wishes, Smash just isn't doing it for me...

smashboards.com

Just reminding ya'll this thread exists. Assist Trophy and Smashville version submissions are still open and we're voting on Mickey Mouse's moveset.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your Bedrock
Call me Mr. Simpson, I can make your Springfield
Call me Mr. Griffin, I can make your Quahog
Call me Mr. Hill, I can make your Arlen
Call me Mr. SquarePants, I can make your Bikini Bottom
Call me Mr. Doo, I can make your Coolsville
Call me Mr. Utonium, I can make your Townsville
Call me Mr. Turner, I can make your Dimmsdale
Call me Mr. Neutron, I can make your Retroville
Call me Mr. Funnie, I can make your Bluffington
Call me Mr. Read, I can make your Elwood City
Call me Mr. Daal, I can make your Marzipan City
Call me Mr. Fenton, I can make your Amity Park
Call me Mr. Test, I can make your Porkbelly

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

I always knew chess would take off as a sport some day,

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

As someone who loves Wario Land, I bring forth a desperate plea:
Please do not turn Wario Land into the next "bring back this series NOW" meme. Nobody will want to play Wario Land if you act like that, and Nintendo may end up making a half-BUTTed game solely out of obligation.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

So, which repugnant, weird, irrelevant mascot will be necromemed to life by a small, mostly ironic fandom next after Johnny Turbo, Bubsy, Johnny Test, Freddie Freaker, and the Noid? I'd say Gex but I imagine Square Enix would want to distance themselves from platformers after the Balan disaster. Coconut Fred or the Nutshack wouldn't be surprising.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

The Noid's live action redesign is pretty good, I just wish they went for dot pupils instead of the faux Pixar look that's all the rage nowadays. I'd also prefer the N to be on his chest instead of crotch, but that's not too big a deal.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Peter Molyneux's therapist: Guru Larry plushie is not real, he cannot welcome you to Fact Hunt

Guru Larry plushie:

H E L L O Y O U

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

If we're to get more indie reps in Smash, they should be obscure or lesser known - the whole point of the indie scene is to bring attention to the little guys, so why go for the skeleton who's appeared on WWE or the knight who's met Kratos when you can get a scrappy underdog?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

"I'm not afraid of burning in Hell, I'm afraid of living in Heaven knowing my loved ones are suffering beneath" I type, teary-eyed, while listening to the B-52's (refered to as the BC-52's) remix of "Meet the Flintstones" from the blockbuster 1994 live action film "The Flintstones" starring John Goodman

Hey, juxtaposition makes deep thoughts more palettable

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Some sort of Commodore 64/ZX Spectrum/Amiga/Amstrad/general microcomputer representation in Smash would likely get the same reaction in the UK that Terry got in Latin America, even if it was just a stage or AT.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Garfield predicted Rocko's Modern Life

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

While I generally prefer adaptations of silly or cartoony characters to be animated, I think a live action + CGI Donkey Kong movie by the Detective Pikachu guys would be utterly beautiful.

Art by RatGnaw

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

20-stage Stages Pass with these contents, yay or nay?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

I'm tired of my recommended being filled with really bad takes so I'm making thumbnails for the worst possible takes, like the closest an opinion can get to being objectively bad.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

I had a dream where Disney's latest Star Wars film was called "Meesa: A Jar Jar Story" and people were saying "this is like if Nintendo made a Tingle game!", blissfully unaware of the fact Nintendo actually made a Tingle game.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

Is it a mandate for NickToons to have characters who's names end in -y or -ie syllables? Has there been a conspiracy at Nick Animation going on 27 years to prepare for an epic crossover special called the Tommy-Stimpy-Timmy-Rudy-Jimmy-Jenny-Danny-Trudie-Bessie-Dudley-Harvey-Mikey-Ronnie-Annie Power Week?

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