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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2021

It's funny how both of the indie Mii Costumes are characters based on non-game characters.

In general indie games tend to take more inspiration from earlier works than triple A titles - and there's nothing wrong with that! "Derivative" and "original" aren't black and white, more of a spectrum, and if a series has been dormant or low quality for years getting derivative may be neccisary.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2021

It's funny how most Smash stages are based on early game content while the WarioWare stage is based on post-game content.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2021

I wanted to make a moveset for a "Mr. Tiger Handheld"...

as it seems, Tiger Handhelds aren't very well documented.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2021

The Sonic 1 Amiga port seriously should've been released just because Star Light on the Paula sound chip would be godly.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 5, 2021

One lesson cancel culture has taught me is that being a victim does not give you an inherent moral high ground. People say some utterly horrific things about those who have done wrong doings and get away with it under the pretence of "karma". We should hold people responsible without having to end their carrer or fantastise about running them over or punching them in the balls. Retribution hurts everybody - if you don't let people change, there will be less good people and more suffering in the world. All retribution does is give a brief, ecstatic buzz of "justice" having been served, like a 5-year old's sugar rush after 90 grams of M&Ms - but it will never help anyone change, or protect anyone from the actions of those we want gone.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

It's a little weird how Space Jam 2 has absolutely no Cartoon Network content from what we've seen. You'd think WB would want to promote the hell out of the CN classics with the Scooby and Courage crossover supposedly on the way extremely soon.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

Dribble and Spitz might just be my favourite characters in the entire Mario universe, but I honest to god cannot imagine what sort of moveset they'd have in Smash - all I can think of is perhaps moves based on sci-fi tropes given they were said to be sci-fi nerds in earlier games, but even then that'd fit Dr. Crygor or Orbulon better.

That being said... their taxi would make a perfect Smash stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

I like how so many people have spent their lives misreading "Infogrames" that if you search "Infogames" Google won't try to correct you.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

Ground rule: if a questionable decision is made in a Miyamoto IP, it was directly his fault.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

Step up your game, memers.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

I can't find the OST for Meteos Disney Magic and it's really annoying because I want to unironically vibe to a bitcrushed DS song that sounds just about distant enough from You've Got a Friend in Me for Disney to not have to pay royalties to Randy Newman

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 4, 2021

Balan ripping off Ghostbusters is making me cry laughing. I love when we get a work of media so bad we can all mock it together - no controversy or political discourse, just "this is bad, let's make fun of it together".

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

People joke about fake games where Mario goes to the store to get a glass of milk or Sonic gets his car registered at the DMV, but... that game already exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

This Easter, surprise your beloved family by Googling "Chicken from Sonic name"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

I decided to get my laptop fixed once Pizza Tower comes out, seems that won't be long!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

A cartoon? I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

WHAT IF WE KISSED AT THE ABANDONED MR. BLOBBY THEME PARK

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

The cameos in Space Jam 2 feel like a mocking call of "Ha! Disney'll never buy us out!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 3, 2021

Big Chungus is the Kenny of memes. Every time it dies, it comes back almost immediately after somehow.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2021

THE PLAYSTATION MOVE SUIT STAYS ON DURING REPR*DUCTION

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2021

Master Chief
Banjo and Kazooie
Clippit
Conker
Voodoo Vince
Rash (Battletoads)
Stubbs the Zombie
Cuphead
Ori
1964 Jaguar Lightweight E-Type (Forza)
Blinx the Time Sweeper
Razputin
Steve
Vault Boy
Doomguy
Hero of Oakville
Ms. ‘Splosion Man
Lucky
Lara Croft
Pirate (Sea of Thieves)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2021

Finally, I have become lung cancer 90s CGI capitalist Sonic once more.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2021

Balan Wonderworld's ending has no subtitles. The localisation team was too lazy to even be lazy properly.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Gold the first WarioWare game to acknowledge Pokemon - albeit indirectly - through the N64 souvineer having the Hey You Pikachu microphone?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

Ahh yes, my favourite anime characters

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

Kid Icarus Uprising is so uncomfortable to play on a 2DS, it needs a remake for the sole purpose of being able to play with a huge-ass handheld Switch.

It feels kinda like KIU was designed for gyro controls but they realised at the last second how unreliable they are.

Also that "offerings" mode is creepy as all hell.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

The greatest April Fools prank of all time will forever be the time Cartoon Network reran the same terrible cartoon for 12 hours non-stop and created a whole lore around why they were playing it, revealing it bit by bit throughout the day.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

Dragging balls sounds like an uncomfortable, painful condition to have.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

My reaction to this was one of geniune horror.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

WarioWare Gold is the first game I've ever beaten in one sitting. I'll probably try to go for 100% too - great game. Absolutely worth the price in spite of its pitifully short length.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

I know I go on about this a lot, but it is legitimately insane people think Rare would be better off with Nintendo than Microsoft.

One of these was $30 at launch and the other one was $60 at launch. One of these contained behind the scenes bonuses - some of which revealed new details about long cancelled games, multiple at-the-time previous gen retail games, extremely expensive old games, an expressive themed menu with brand new music, and achivements; while the other contained only a soundtrack, increased aspect ratio and FPS for some games, and the option to remove motion controls. Can you guess which one's which?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

My Dragon Ball icon is an Ayy Lmao alien it seems.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2021

Dev Explains Why Nintendo Made Mario's Anniversary Games Limited-Time

"manufactured FOMO helps them get those sales"

www.nintendolife.com

Xbox Says It's "More Important Than Ever" To Preserve Gaming Icons And Classics

You hear that, Nintendo?

www.nintendolife.com

Assert dominance (Mario render by NoobyYT)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Now that Mario is gone, I propose we make Nintendo's new mascot Muddy Mole

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Somehow someone got a YouTube premier as an ad, so you have to keep reloading until it's gone.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

This is literally the only good character design in Yooka Laylee, and he's a walking - er, slithering - penis joke

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Decided to rank my favourite GBA games.

There are a few GBA games I want to try at some point: Sabre Wulf, the Crash games, and WarioWare Twisted pop to mind. I should note I haven't properly played Mother 3, but it's not really a "game play game" so it's being judged by plot alone.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

"It's gonna be the very best"
said Tajiri on one day
inspired by bug catching roots
and some game about mums!

Countless hours, blood sweat and tears
Coding far and wide
Each line of code to add on to
The super long bug list!

MISSINGNO!
Got too amibitous!

Don't blame the team
We know it's inevit'ble!

MISSINGNO!
Oh, illusion broke
And the game's already gold!

MISSINGNO!
Faulty lines of code!

A sea so blue
QA tests just let it through!

Is it just Kangaskhan's son?
MISSINGNO!
Faulty lines of code!
Got too amibtious!

One Master Ball in the game
The GDD dictates
But this L-shaped accident
Is giving 'em away!

The magazines have figured out
Ruining our dream
Nintendo Power under control
Propaganda they shall make!

MISSINGNO!
Will corrupt your save!

A blatant lie
But at least we'll still get work!

MISSINGNO!
This guy could cost our jobs
No professionalism!

MISSINGNO!
Million copies sold

Everybody knows by now
How will we fund our games now?

The drill girl and elephant
DOWN THE FLUSH!
Our lives suck right now! x 5

THEY LIKE IT!
Begging for much more!

Well kids are dumb
They'll eat anything right up

ADULTS TOO!
Maybe this is good
and we're too self-critical

MISSINGNO!
Noone cares each way

A game so good
glitches can just be ignored!

Hope our next IP's a hit

GOT BUDGET!
To make big new games!

Gotta catch 'em all!
POKEMON!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

This is a CRIME:

-Stubbs the Zombie
-BFBB
-Cel Damage
-Crash Nitro Kart
-Destroy all Humans
-KOF '03
-KOF '02
-Lego Star Wars
-Lego Star Wars Original Trilogy
-Jedi Academy
-Jedi Outcast
-Ty
-Ty 2

Including remakes and multiplat games but excluding games-that-were-already-vintage-at-the-time, the Switch has more OG Xbox games than Game Boy games...

and not a single one is called Rayman M!

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