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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is bad Piggies in 3D and Microsoft is responsible for publishing the game

Banjo was better off with Nintendo by pure coincidence as internal interest in collectathons at Rare was decreasing at the time of the buyout and Rare will never return to their golden age of platformers due to little devotion to the genre remaining interally but are still putting out classic games, though most of their retro Nintendo fans would likely not have a chance play said games all thanks to Microsoft

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Nobody:
Fan made Pokemon remake titles:
Pokemon Crepuscule Black and Scintillated White
Pokemon Xenodochial X and Yauld Y
Pokemon Phosphorescent Sun and Caliginous Moon
Pokemon Mucronate Sword and Luciform Shield

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Google: "We will do all we can to scrub dangerous propaganda from our platforms"
Also Google:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Ranked the Wario games. I was going to spell ranked with a W, but that sounds very unfortunate if you're Bri'ish,

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Happy Appy is supposed to be intentionally bad but even then it's one of the better creepypastas as a whole.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Ah yes, the many names for a 3D square: cube, box, station 2

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Looking at SSE's OC enemies makes me really glad Smash uses existing characters. Sure, some look cool but a whole game filled with Ricky Gervais Flanimals rejects like these would never take off:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Can't believe Game Freak still haven't made Ms. Mime, Mewthree, Fastpoke, and FoundYes.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

more like boring blunderworld amirite

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

I had a weird dream where I got tiny air-breathing pet lobsters and they started cannibalising each other.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

T-pose on him, reboot gang

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

It's funny to me that the names "Dexter" and "Chuckie" have both been given to a muderous, ginger horror icon and a beloved, ginger 90s children's comedy character by pure coincidence.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I like the idea of Funky Kong and Dixie Kong as a stance fighter that consists of semi-clones of Donkey and Diddy - albeit moslty because I want to see some cute victory animations with Funky being a cool big uncle-in-law to Dixie.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

"What logo animation should we use to represent our game studio?"
"How about a baby getting devoured by shadow demons?"
"No, we can't do tha-"
"Too late, I already painstakingly sprited the whole thing"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Crashboards, lag, AND an accidental double post. Three hit combo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Sonic CD

Sonic Unleashed

Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic Generations

Sonic Forces

Sonic 3D Blast

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I hate this guy, I hate his resting poop-eating grin, I hate his toothpaste hair, I hate his marshmallow hat, I hate his weird kinda-flaired trousers, and I especially hate all the seizures he's caused.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Can we please stop calling open world games "the future"? The future should be a varied ecosystem of all kinds of games for all players, not just whatever the "most advanced" game type is.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I agreed with very few of the things RelaxAlax said in his oversimplified logos videos, but his worst take was that this mess is a good logo:

I genuinely thought it said "logo" and said "hey, that's clever!" right before he revealed it to be the HP logo and I felt both bamboozled and second-hand embarassed.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

This video is cursed.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I feel like MatPat was preparing young me to be the radical leftist I am today, he used vidya gams to trick me into learning about MK Ultra and banana republics. Judging by his Lorax video though, he seems like a different type of liberal nowadays... neoliberal.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

My brain neurons trying to figure out the meaning of the wolf scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

If the Flintstones were vegan that would completely change the course of the Hanna Barbera cinematic universe - they'd all be semi-Amish because none of the major tech revolutions happened in the stone age. Can you imagine Scooby-Doo without a van? I sure can't.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

75M is actually really fun with 8 players. Were it introduced in Wii U or SSBU it'd likely be thought of more fondly.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

Whatever you do do not say "Sonic 06" with the second i swapped for an e.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
to catch them is my real test
to train them is my cause

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
each

Oh. The word "Pokemon" comes way earlier into the song than I expected. The joke doesn't really work like this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

How long has Wikipedia said that Waluigi is in Komiks Presents: Tiny Tony?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

The Google Stadia has conquered 68.99% of the gaming market! [citation needed] Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft must work together to restore balance and quench the monopoly! With the powers of their most popular, iconic hardware [citation needed] combined into one, they are...

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

"GameCube Mii costume with controllers for limbs" sounded so great in my head

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I don't get why DeepFakes and AI-generated music scare people so much. They're pretty unreliable and even if they were to improve drasticly machines will always be even the slightest bit unreliable. As long as we still have Snopes, everything will be fine.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Who is buying all these Moorhuhn games?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

You can no longer legally acquire the Marge Simpson novelty satnav voice and as a direct result, I have decided not to learn to drive.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I ordered a 2DS and WarioWare Gold. I'll try to get Rhythm Heaven Megamix at some point too.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I can't really relate to memes like this because UK WiFi quality is so universally bad and inconsistent that having the bar down by one is usually a good sign.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Just want to draw your attention to the fact there will be an officially licensed Switch game featuring an MS Paint resize tool-crushed Super Gangsta Mario

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

A small part of me misses custom moves, but a much larger part of me is glad they spent all that dev time on balancing the roster and adding new fighters.... and also that there's no more of that god forsaken DK tornado punch move.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I'm not the sort of person to get all worked up about cartoon character ages ~~(if you saw my old DeviantArt you'd know that)~~ but...

I just found out Molly from Arthur is supposed to be 9, and I still can't wrap my head around it. I always assumed the Elwood City school was just a middle school but no. The denim jacket-wearing butch lesbian is supposed to be 9.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

A lot of times I'll say Super Monkey Ball 2 is the best 3D Sonic game, which might seem absurd at first - but I should establish that when I say "Sonic game" I don't mean a game with Sonic in it as much as a game with a very specific gameplay style - specifically a momentum-based platformer revolving around balancing speed with precision while being treated as a spherical object - which Monkey Ball does perfectly and none of the 3D games with Sonic in them have, to my knowledge, fully attempted.

Best 3D game with Sonic in it? Call it a hot take but I'm quite partial to Lost World.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Think about this for a second: 8 million people have played a game with Mr. Crumb in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Most awkward memory: when I was in secondary school and the staff put on a funny animals video to entertain us, and one of the clips was a gorilla whacking off.

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