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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Watching a video game music drumming stream
Me: "Hmm, what song should I submit next, once they play my first submission?"
Streamer scrolls down slightly on a Mario 64 video
Streamer: "Just making sure it isn't SiIvaGunner"
Me:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

If the Gen 4 remakes end up being bad, expect quotation mark use to drastically increase within the Pokemon fandom.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

The Good Dinosaur has always confused me. So it's a story where dinosaurs never died and live alongside man.... AND YOU STILL HAVE IT TAKE PLACE IN THE STONE AGE??? I mean, it's historically accurate at least, but like... why not just make a regular dinosaur story if you're not gonna take full advantage of the dinosaur-human relationship?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Who needs the new Mortal Kombat movie when you can just read the critic reviews for the latest flavour of the month kiddie flick?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Biden: sends airstrikes to Syria as "a warning"
Biden's political opponents: Complaining about the Mr. Potato Head logo and disclaimers on reruns of The Muppet Show

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

From a game design perspective I'm really not sure what the point of Crash 2 and 3's Crystals is.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

I love vague pirated cartoon YouTube titles.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Why are "Like for X, RT for Y, ignore for Z" Tweets still a thing when polls exist?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Fursuit Bubsy has seen some sphynx.

If he were a dog or wolf or something that'd be a way easier pun.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Mario 64 set the bar for 3D platformers so high that Crash Bandicoot could just walk under the bar and get an equally as good if not better result.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

The PS5's adaptive triggers really aren't very special. They're just the same thing arcade games have been doing since the 80s.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Seeing Donald Trump on lists of presidents is so jarring. It's weird to think he isn't just the wacky orange man from the bad Animaniacs reboot but an actual important part of world history.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Can we just mention that Hero has RNG inside his RNG? I'm not saying he should be banned but I certainly understand the argument.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

This Muppets poster is... mildly ominous.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Karaoke machine sound quality vs. karaoke machine graphics quality

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

I've been seeing people complain about the "choppy" animations of Legends Arceus... but like, that's the aesthetic of samurai and ancient Asian stories.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

The whole thing with Pokemon trailers being 7 minute long ego strokes is getting old.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

RNG in (competitive) Smash isn't inherently bad IMO, the problem is that usually it's made into this match-determining 1HKO thing when really it should just be used to unexpectedly change up the game plan of both its user and their opponent

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Mr. Rogers was a real life Gary Stu.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

It's funny that considering the long term Ctrl Alt Del had more of an impact than Penny Arcade. Neither are funny though.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Stop motion Marvel

Stop motion Marvel in the style of Robot Chicken

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

There is nothing more pathetic than thinking a boycott against Disney would work. You'd have better luck trying to extinguish the sun.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Are we all just gonna ignore that Tom and Jerry's names were blatantly plagarised?

Tom and Jerry (Van Beuren) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

I was a "CLG Wiki" kid. That led me to be more excited about technical difficulties coming on TV than actual shows.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

If Smash had a rival system Crash and Lucas would be great rivals given Lucas fights mutated animals and chimeras,

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Pyra's gimmick is kinda what I would've expected from the Ghost Gang, just with 4 characters instead of 2 and 80s arcade references instead of swords.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

If Concert Leak is real, I'll be happily. Mostly because of Crash, but also because of the potential to hear a full orchestra play Duck Hunt music.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

I never thought I'd see

tewie

riffin shilling for Disney+ UK

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Bot generated quote websites are wild.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

I love the fact the villain of Bubble Bobble is called "Super Drunk", has rosy cheeks, and throws bottles.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Don't get me wrong, monopolies are bad - but often times (not all or even most of the time) monopolies happen because the alternatives are absolute trash, not because of any crafty marketing or anti-competition strategies.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Dear Jeff Bezos and Bobby Kotick

Why haven't you put physical preorders for Switch Crash 4 onto Amazon UK yet? It comes out in 2 weeks, hurry the hell up.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

It is legit surprising SiIvaGunner is as popular as it is. It's niche inside jokes that aren't really even jokes and, if they are, are references to other niche inside jokes - not to mention that the jokes people will actually get are only used specifically because they've become stale or irrelevant over the years. Add to that that all the videos are about a topic as niche as video game music and you have to wonder how it's lasted for almost half a decade now and spawned multiple "mainstream" memes.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Nickelodeon: has truckloads of great cult classic cartoons that ended before they could truly flourish and find an audience.

Also Nickelodeon:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

SpongeBob is the only TV show I know of that managed to bounce back from seasonal rot. That is SUPER impressive.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Often times I mention how weirded out certain aspects of anime and Japanese media makes me feel - whenever I do the usual response is "pretty weird someone would be turned on by that" when that's the exact opposite of what I'm going for - I can understand all the kinky stuff, different strokes for different folks y'know, I don't understand why you would want to pat a human being's head like a dog in a non-sexual context.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

I don't get the obsession with wanting random game series to go open world just for the sake of it. Open world is not an upgrade from linear, it's a completely different style of game that only works with certain genres, playstyles, and franchises.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2021

Do NOT Google "who sung One Little Slip in Chicken Little". You will regret it deeply, it will be a burdern that will follow and haunt you until your final breath.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2021

I've been watching a ton of videos about the Simpsons arcade game lately, and all of them include this image which really annoys me to no end because it uses a fan box art for a non-existant SNES port of the arcade game.

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