If you don't know the plot of Star Wars or universe rules of Lego movies (especially the latter) this image could come off as some Human Centipede level ****.
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Ubisoft made the best Star Fox game since Command then just casually promoted it as side content for a toys to life game 2 years after the genre died
I literally lost hearing in one ear thanks to cheap headphones and all I'm thinking is "that's lousy I guess".
I tear up when I lose a game I barely play under the bed.
I'm a slave to consumerism.
Watching YouTube Poops with a blocked ear is so surreal - the bass-boosted jokes, instead of being too loud to hear, just sound normal.
One of my favourite tropes is when a comedy cartoon suddenly hits you with an emotional gut punch - usually happens in finales; feature length movies; or Christmas specials.
It's strangely comforting to think that these characters who are pretty much just there to make you laugh can also experience hardship and struggles off-screen. Shows that we're all human with weaknesses, even those of us who can survive having a car dropped on their head.
A capitalist learning that Nazi is short for "national socialist" is the exact same as a 7 year old hearing swear words for the first time.
Recently I posted a status about how the N. Sane Trilogy is better than 3D All-Stars.
I should note I was talking about the original games, not the remakes/rereleases.
Holy crap, Jessie learned PSI Fire.
CBeebies sent some mixed messages to young me.
EmpLemon:
Makes a video mocking James A. Williams for his serious review of the Bob the Builder reboot
Also EmpLemon:
Minute Memes: E Review
Meme Theory: How Behind the Meme is Ruining the Meme-scape as we Know It.
Top 10 Dank Memes of 2016
I still believe quite strongly in target demographic theory.
I feel that the "if it's not fun, why bother?" mentality is demeaning to gaming as an art form.
One thing I hate in character design is the juxtaposition of overly beautiful/sexual female characters and goofy man-baby male characters. I can excuse it with Mario, but that's likely just because I'm used to it.
I don't think Among Us killed Fall Guys, but rather that Among Us saved Fall Guys. Trust me, you do NOT want your game to get overexposed.
3D All-Stars vs. N. Sane Trilogy is less "Virgin vs. Chad" and more "pug vs. gorilla"
I've had a vague memory of a SpongeBob episode where a character says "porn" in passing (and my parents' reaction to it) for a long time, I always assumed it to be a false memory, but nope: the memory has been validated. Kinda. The subtitles say it's "any port in this storm", but I'm not convinced. Also my memory involved Squidward, not Krabs.
How many Space Invaders compilations does Taito need? I'm just waiting for Strictly Limited to reveal the Invincible Collection's release date.
I am so glad this exists, yet also not surprised in the slightest.
We now live in a world where an Arabian prince has a character in Smash.
Green Eggs and Ham on Netflix is quite possibly the most meta TV show in existence, as watching the show is basically the same experience as the plot of original book.
What the hell Americans? Why do you even have ONE holiday celebrating colonialist genocide, let alone THREE?
The poor NES emulation on Wii made SMB1 look really gritty.
Great, now we're opening the Goofy-Pluto can of worms.
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Everyone else:
"Bring back the National Dex!" "No, use the development time on balancing!"
"Gen 1 is a glitchy mess!" "No, Gen 1 set the foundation for Pokémon!"
"Gen 5 deviated too much from the norm!" "No, Gen 5 is the best gen!"
"Lopunny is inappropriate!" "No it's not! it doesn't have any boobies!"
Me:
Is Trubbish short for "trash rubbish" or "trouble rubbish"?
Run, Mort, Run! (away from Nick Park's lawyers)
Hey kids, don't touch that dial and get ready for the next exciting episode: Sonic Fricking Dies!
The Google Image results for "Arthur" and "Arthur Reed" are wildly different.
This image has an extremely eerie quality to it.
I'm waiting for the day someone makes a remake of the opera Carmen and it gets super popular so I can post this image and say "Is this that Car Men film?"
Game console YouTube apps are really buggy for some reason.
My Switch crashed on the YouTube app and now it's stuck on a still frame of Mayor Meanswell.
Live action Clifford is actually really adorable. Even if the film itself ends up bad (which it probably will judging from some of the film staff's past works) the CGI is outstanding. One of the best 2D-to-realistic CG jobs since Detective Pikachu.
Ahh yes, I love Sonic Generations
You wouldn't happen to be my Miniscule Master of Milkcaps perchance?
What is the point of cancelling someone who's no longer problematic or dangerous? power trip? sticking it to the man?
Imagine describing the current age of Smash to someone in 2016:
Minecraft Steve; Daisy; Sans; Pichu; and Ridley are all in
Text leaks are more trusted than image and video leaks
People actually look forward to Mii Costume reels, and are happy when their most wanteds get in as costumes
People like clones and want more of them
"Can you find the knife in this image?"
"Nope, that's all forks!"
Merrily we roll along, so happy and free
"Pac-Man has no moveset potential! all he does is eat!"
"Don't you remember the Pac-Man World games? the butt bounce and rev roll?"
Sakurai: gives Pac-Man a really good moveset using almost everything except the World games
Everybody loses, yet everybody wins.
See, when Toy Story did it, it made sense because there was a long gap between 2 and 3. Boss Baby came out 3 years ago. Not to mention the time skip is completely useless since they're just aging them down anyway - I actually like the concept of rapidly aging up and down, but in this case time travel would've probably made more sense.
Yeah, losing a limb is bad, but have you ever laughed while lying on your side while having waist pains that are directly caused by the aforementioned lying on your side while ALSO having ear pain caused by playing cheap headphones too loud? -
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