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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

One thing people often question about the WarioWare franchise is why and how someone like Wario is friends with a bunch of literal children. I like to imagine that Wario stood up for them when they were being bullied by their peers - albeit using the threat of more bullying, this is Wario we're talking about after all - and that's how they met.

Can't think of an explanation for the blatant copyright and child labour law infringement going on at WarioWare Inc. though.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Sorry to get all political, but...

Janx_uwu · Nov 30, 2020

Odd question, but do you know of any way I could play Knuckles' Chaotix in 2020 without getting a Genesis and a 32X?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Super Nintendo World's power-up bands have a rather peculiar inclusion:

Daisy. I want to say that they chose Daisy because they're working on some sort of Daisy-related project, but it's more likely they just wanted a second female character and Daisy was chosen by means of being a character that casual fans would be more familiar with through seniority. (and possibly the fact that Rosalina's emblem isn't as much of an instant identifier as Daisy's)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

12 year old me when the West Midlands-accented edgetuber says Undertale is a good game:

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

"I think Sonic Adventure is a bad game."
"You've just got nostalgia bias towards the classic games!"
"I was born after Adventure came out, let alone the classic games."

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Creating "alliances" between characters' supporters is equally as stupid as rivalries.

Not everyone who wants Isaac also wants Waluigi, not everyone who wants Waluigi also wants Shadow, not everyone who wants Shadow also wants Tails, so on and so forth. All these "alliances" would serve to do is ostracise and silence fans of one character who oppose the other, harming both characters in the process.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

A lot of the famous SNES OSTs lose their magic once you find out they were all just using default Casio instruments.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

Have you ever noticed how you rarely see the homes of platformer mascots?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

The Cartoon Network UK YouTube channel has "Funny" as a hashtag for each of their videos.

This includes BMO's fake-out death in Adventure Time: Distant Lands.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

If you don't know the plot of Star Wars or universe rules of Lego movies (especially the latter) this image could come off as some Human Centipede level ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

Ubisoft made the best Star Fox game since Command then just casually promoted it as side content for a toys to life game 2 years after the genre died

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

I literally lost hearing in one ear thanks to cheap headphones and all I'm thinking is "that's lousy I guess".

I tear up when I lose a game I barely play under the bed.

I'm a slave to consumerism.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

Watching YouTube Poops with a blocked ear is so surreal - the bass-boosted jokes, instead of being too loud to hear, just sound normal.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

One of my favourite tropes is when a comedy cartoon suddenly hits you with an emotional gut punch - usually happens in finales; feature length movies; or Christmas specials.

It's strangely comforting to think that these characters who are pretty much just there to make you laugh can also experience hardship and struggles off-screen. Shows that we're all human with weaknesses, even those of us who can survive having a car dropped on their head.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

A capitalist learning that Nazi is short for "national socialist" is the exact same as a 7 year old hearing swear words for the first time.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

Recently I posted a status about how the N. Sane Trilogy is better than 3D All-Stars.

I should note I was talking about the original games, not the remakes/rereleases.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

Holy crap, Jessie learned PSI Fire.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

CBeebies sent some mixed messages to young me.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 28, 2020

EmpLemon:
Makes a video mocking James A. Williams for his serious review of the Bob the Builder reboot

Also EmpLemon:
Minute Memes: E Review
Meme Theory: How Behind the Meme is Ruining the Meme-scape as we Know It.
Top 10 Dank Memes of 2016

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I still believe quite strongly in target demographic theory.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I feel that the "if it's not fun, why bother?" mentality is demeaning to gaming as an art form.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

One thing I hate in character design is the juxtaposition of overly beautiful/sexual female characters and goofy man-baby male characters. I can excuse it with Mario, but that's likely just because I'm used to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I don't think Among Us killed Fall Guys, but rather that Among Us saved Fall Guys. Trust me, you do NOT want your game to get overexposed.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

3D All-Stars vs. N. Sane Trilogy is less "Virgin vs. Chad" and more "pug vs. gorilla"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 27, 2020

I've had a vague memory of a SpongeBob episode where a character says "porn" in passing (and my parents' reaction to it) for a long time, I always assumed it to be a false memory, but nope: the memory has been validated. Kinda. The subtitles say it's "any port in this storm", but I'm not convinced. Also my memory involved Squidward, not Krabs.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

How many Space Invaders compilations does Taito need? I'm just waiting for Strictly Limited to reveal the Invincible Collection's release date.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

I am so glad this exists, yet also not surprised in the slightest.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

We now live in a world where an Arabian prince has a character in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

Green Eggs and Ham on Netflix is quite possibly the most meta TV show in existence, as watching the show is basically the same experience as the plot of original book.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 26, 2020

What the hell Americans? Why do you even have ONE holiday celebrating colonialist genocide, let alone THREE?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

The poor NES emulation on Wii made SMB1 look really gritty.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Great, now we're opening the Goofy-Pluto can of worms.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Everyone else:
"Bring back the National Dex!" "No, use the development time on balancing!"
"Gen 1 is a glitchy mess!" "No, Gen 1 set the foundation for Pokémon!"
"Gen 5 deviated too much from the norm!" "No, Gen 5 is the best gen!"
"Lopunny is inappropriate!" "No it's not! it doesn't have any boobies!"

Me:
Is Trubbish short for "trash rubbish" or "trouble rubbish"?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Run, Mort, Run! (away from Nick Park's lawyers)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Hey kids, don't touch that dial and get ready for the next exciting episode: Sonic Fricking Dies!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

The Google Image results for "Arthur" and "Arthur Reed" are wildly different.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

This image has an extremely eerie quality to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

I'm waiting for the day someone makes a remake of the opera Carmen and it gets super popular so I can post this image and say "Is this that Car Men film?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 25, 2020

Game console YouTube apps are really buggy for some reason.

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