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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2020

My predictions for the next direct are:
National Dex. Want level 0, expectation level 80
Waluigi in Smash. Want level 100, expectation level 60
Mario remakes. Want level 50, expectation level 99.9
New NSO emulator. Want level 90, expectation level 50
Mario Kart 9. Want level 10, expectation level 70

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2020

I wish there were more non-horror-themed games that showed the protagonists openly scared by their enemies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2020

If Splatoon was made in Japan shouldn't it be called Splatanime?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2020

The thing about the Mario World TV show is that when you get older you understand the social commentary and references in it, but instead of explaining everything, that only makes it even more nonsensical.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

Regardless of your thoughts on Boost Sonic games, there's no denying the formula would make a great on-foot racer.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

One thing I feel those who still believe in the console wars don't get is that Nintendo fans KNOW Nintendo's hardware is garbage. It is an undisputed fact. The exclusives and gimmicks are what makes Nintendo Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

In my final years of school, my best friend was a lot younger than me (by about 6 or 7 years I think?) and I introduced him to Smash Ultimate. He picked up the mechanics quicky and we soon got on equal footing, that being said, he was a sore loser and very spammy. I may have ignited the flames of him being a sore loser by playing as ridiculous Miis and choosing Mr. G&W every time he played as Ness.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

You can tell a lot about a news source by what words they put quotation marks around in article titles.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2020

Is it just me or did every PS1 mascot have a REALLY rough transition to the PS2? Enter the Dragonfly, Angel of Darkness, Wrath of Cortex - the only big PS1 star I can think of who's PS2 outing can compare to the initial PS1 games is PaRappa.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2020

If Eggman gets in Smash, the mural should have him eyeing down Duck Hunt with grabby fingers, thinking about his next Badnik

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2020

The Chicken Run 2 recasts are a right shame, but unfortunately super common in animation. I can however say with confidence it was a Netflix decision, not Aardman. I don't plan to boycott the film (my stance on boycotts has always been rather simple, "if it's a quality product, support 'em") but if they don't get Julia to reprise Ginger it'll be just the slightest bit awkward of an experience. Here's a petition you can sign, if it makes waves we could brighten the future of theatrical western voice acting. https://www.change.org/p/aardman-animations-do-not-replace-julia-sawalha-for-the-chicken-run-sequel

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2020

Playing through Dynamite Headdy - a game I feel is somehow overlooked and overrated at the same time, it deserves way more attention as it is a quality title, but it absolutely isn't one of the best platformers of the 16 bit era as people say, even on the Japanese version. Platforming is great but bosses are pretty bad, which would be OK if it weren't for the fact a lot of this game's meat is the bosses

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2020

Zygarde has the worst luck

-Its instalment never came out
-They turned it into a blob and dog
-It's a novice class in SSBU
-Its shiny is ugly.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 11, 2020

Being a Counter Throw using Mii Brawler main when Byleth was new was an absolute experience. Miis are Byleth's mortal enemy in more ways than one.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 11, 2020

When I was in my early teens I expressed all my angst not with MCR or Linkin Park, but the Donkey Kong Country 2 soundtrack. I was a weird early teenager, and I'm sure I'm a weird late teenager now, despite not realising it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 11, 2020

*video uploaded*

"Hidden gem? Nickelodeon's SPONGEBOB REVIEW"

*2 weeks later, the video isn't getting views*

"NICKELODEON's SpongeBob ruined My Life with XXX HIDDEN ANAL"

*4 years later, video still isn't raking in views, but a meme about the topic is spreading like wildfire*

"SPONGEBOB the funny CAVEMAN CHEESE Meme that is also A Show"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 11, 2020

"Can you imagine fighting the Haunted House from Rollercoaster Tycoon in Smash?" - Dexero

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 11, 2020

It confuses me as to why there aren't any spirits from the Tingle series.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2020

I'm generally against clone characters in Mario games, but having Wiggler and Angry Wiggler as separate characters would be pretty cool.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2020

Why did they have to make the gems in My Little Pony look so tasty? And how did they even do it?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2020

Watching Monkey Ball speedruns is equally as addictive as the games themselves.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2020

Every time someone tells your scepticism is "stealing the hype", just remember: Bakugan Brawl, it's a big brawl.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2020

"Gameplay for a title in a franchise new to developer WayForward" is one of the biggest word sandwiches I've ever read on official gaming press content. I'm guessing it means another indie crossover like Cadence of Hyrule. Best guess would be a Metroid game given WayForward's uh... thing for skimply dressed females.... but I'd love them to give the DuckTales Remastered treatment to Drill Dozer (as long as they don't age up Jill)

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2020

Toad is a really weird character design but nobody really questions it because they're so used to his existence. It's like they wanted to make Aladdin and Hello Kitty at the same time.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2020

I honestly think it'd be really cool to have a fully decloned Dr. Mario

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2020

I kinda wish BoTW Link was a fighter of his own.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2020

I wish games would still do fun stuff in their localisations instead of directly translating the text with a few localisations here and there.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2020

When I click a video called "I made Megalovania with real human bones", I just expect to hear Megalovania made with real human bones, not a 5 minute long explanation of how you got the bones and sampled their rattling, followed up by 30 seconds of Megalovania made with real human bones.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2020

The way I'd handle a Cuphead TV show would just be SpongeBob with an anime fight scene in every episode.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2020

Ultimate is lacking a niche 1st party retro. Muddy Mole would be my immediate choice, but if it had to be a Black Box NES character I'd choose Bubbles or Excitebiker.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2020

If you think Melee and 64 are "objectively" the only good competitive Smash games just because of increased complexity, I have no clue why you play/watch Smash instead of traditional fighters. It's OK if you prefer the HAL-era games for that reason, but you can't just act like Wii U and Ultimate are terrible competitive games just because they're slower - elitism does nothing more but breed counter-elitism.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2020

I am unreasonably enraged by the Spirit list calling Duck Hunt a series, but Hogan's Alley and Wild Gunman (which both also have Vs. versions) as their own games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2020

I Googled "if Sans is a skeleton why does he bleed", and the answer Google gave is that he has osteoporosis.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2020

What does "GenoBoards" even mean? GameFAQs slang confuses me...

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2020

I've said this before, but I really do wish they'd give Peach and Daisy a new, less lewd, and more game accurate Side B.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2020

The Woolly Yoshi Mii costume is what the Crafted Yoshi alt costume should've looked like - such a great idea, executed so poorly...

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2020

"That'll be ¥*insert absurd number here* for every Dragon Quest spirit, Mr. Sakurai"

Sakurai: *puts all the party members in one spirit*

Stonks.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2020

Hey Beter, and deep fried memes in general, have been dead for like 3 years now, yet I still refer to Family Guy characters with B as the first letter of their name out of habit.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2020

It will always be funny to me that Puyo Puyo Tetris is rated E10+ - I mean, I get why, there's a character whose whole personality is barely subtle sex jokes - but still, seeing "E10+" on the same box as "Tetris" is funny either way.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2020

If I were a celebrity or CEO of a big corporation, I'd have it so when voting season comes around, instead of posting that cliche, obligatory "go vote!" message, I'd say "hey kids, we need a Noocracy!"

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