Fun fact: there are only two Super Smash Bros. Ultimate characters with friends named after bodily fluids: Ness who is friends with Poo; and Wario who is friends with Dribble and Spitz.
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"Baby Looney Tunes" is adorable until you realise those cute little babies grew up to become homicidal maniacs.
There's an estate agents here in the UK called Purple Bricks, and every time I see one of their "For Sale" signs, I have to resist saying "Purple Bricks in Minecrap!" in my awful impression of Mike Matei's awful Inspector Gadget impression
I just realised the box art of Hey You, Pikachu! actually says Hey You, Pikachui
imagine this: Nintendo announces they're having a guest fighter from Microsoft.
the trailer begins, a fight is underway on Battlefield between DK and Fox, then Fox trips over an inconveniently placed laptop - the laptop slowly opens up on it's own and reveals its logo - WINDOWS BOOTS UP! this song plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eREl_rtAYLY as we see a laptop bringing a beatdown on many Smash fighters, while throwing error X's, getting picked up by a cursor and of course summoning Clippy.
a small part of me wants to live in a world where Muddy Mole is Nintendo's iconic mascot, but another part of me knows that if I was in that world I'd appreciate Mole Mania less.
I do want a good Nintendo Cinematic Universe, but I don't want Pokemon to be a part of it - I think there's enough unique concepts in Pokemon for a CU of it's own.
through, if they did end up making an NCU and it ended up being good, I'd want some representation for lesser known Nintendo series, similar to how the MCU brought mainstream attention to the once-obscure Iron Man - in fact, if they don't want to waste a big budget and lots of time on the Mole Mania movie or whatever, they could just make canon-but-not-plot-relevant short films or animated TV series.
If the very unlikely "Google Theory" is true and Ryu from Ninja Gaiden is in the game, that means that if Jill Valentine gets in the game that doesn't deconfirm the superior-in-every-single-way Jill from Drill Dozer!
I find it weird that Melee's blurb specifically name-drops the Ice Climbers as "Nintendo All-Stars".
like, if it was Excitebiker or Duck Hunt I'd understand, but the Ice Climbers aren't exactly "All-Stars"
I've jinxed Crazy Frog back to life, (yeah, he released a new music video), let's see if I can strike thunder twice by making Mole Mania memes - wait no, I've got a better idea, world peace memes!
What if Banjo's spirit board focuses on Rare in general instead of just Banjo? I mean, there's only like, 4 major recurring Banjo characters other than the bear and bird so it makes sense.
There's a kids' TV channel in the UK called Pop and it basically syndicates all the French and Canadian imports CN doesn't want. back in the 2000's they reran the 90's Sonic cartoons for some reason, mostly AoStH, sometimes Underground and once in a blue moon SatAM. anyway, at that time, they put the Ultimate Flash Sonic fangame on their website and even I, being a 6 year old who had never played a proper Sonic game at length in his life at the time, could tell it wasn't official.
The Flintstones takes place billions of years in the past. that means Fred Flintstone is canonically grand dead.
Klonoa is overrated. not the games, the character.
fun fact: Mario is slightly faster than Sonic. in Sonic CD, Sonic runs fast enough to time travel, but needs to gain momentum to do so. in the end of Yoshi's New Island, an adult Mario (or "Mr. Pipe") time travels back to the present almost instantly
Sometimes I wonder why they even made Waluigi when they could've just used Captain Syrup as Wario's tennis partner, but boy am I glad they did.
I'm not even a Kirby fan, but even I think Adeleine is the cutest thing ever.
I find the idea that Bandanna Waddle Dee isn't a generic enemy absurd. since Piranha Plant, I'm no longer against Dee being playable, but you can't continue lying to yourselves that he isn't just another goon.
I've said it before actually, a generic Waddle Dee would make a better Smash fighter than Bandanna Waddle Dee, there's more to work with.
I'm honestly willing to defend Sonic's relationship with Elise in '06, or at least the concept (the execution not so much). they're both sapient and the relationship is solely romantic - let 'em be.
Please give Mr. Game and Watch more throw animations - but don't remove the Ball throw altogether, I need that one for... reasons.
very, very niche and weird reasons.
yeah, Sonic's teeth are bad, but can we please talk about his horrifying tear ducts?
if there's a 7th (technically 6th) Smash game, I feel Waluigi is all but a lock - probably either the first or last base game reveal. ARMS is 99% off the table, given that it isn't that popular compared to Splatoon, got barely any post-release content and will be (even) old(er) news by the time Smash 7 even begins conceptualisation, a new Zelda rep of any kind (most likely not a new debut character through) also seems highly likely - through unfortunately I don't think it'll be Tingle, an indie game rep seems inevitable - especially Shovel Knight, a second Xenoblade rep could happen depending on how much the Xenoblade franchise grows in popularity, and I don't think there'll be a new retro, and if there is, it'll probably be Mach Rider, Excitebiker, a Hanafuda rep or Prince of Sable (as much as I want to believe Muddy Mole could get in, he clearly can't)
Nintendo makes more 3DS games: "c'mon Nintendo, give the SWITCH some love! you want it to sell, don't you?"
Nintendo stops making 3DS games: "R.I.P. 3DS... truly the end of an era." *that one stock image of a Mario toy sitting down with his mouth flipped upside down*
the best way to buff Little Mac: bringing back the wire frame alts
Cranky in his prime would be a great DK alt or echo as long as they refer to him as "Cranky Kong"
Monster High, but instead of Universal Classic Monsters, they're Lovecraftian abominations
I never got the appeal of the Mega Man Classic games, which is strange because I like a lot of games that play similarly like Shovel Knight and Cuphead...
I pre-ordered Bubsy: Paws on Fire. because it won't have a UK physical release, I'll have to wait a week or two after the initial release date to get my import in.
That Smash Ultimate trans stage ban isn't as bad as people are making it out to be, it's not all trans rights stages, they only deleted a stage called "Trans Rights Now!" - the "Now!" makes it a political call for action. simply calling it "Trans Rights" and using a trans flag makes it a social statement and therefore allowed. it's still bad that they deleted the stage, but it's just that one stage.
Forget Breath of the Wild, forget Arizona Sunshine, forget Elite Dangerous, forget L.A. Noire, THIS is what VR is for. https://twitter.com/sugarcreative/status/1121686514109259776
I'm being half-serious.
if I had to sort 2000's internet comedy into 2 categories (funny and unfunny), it'd go like this
Funny: AVGN, Homestar Runner, Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon, Early YTP, Brawl in the Family, Rathergood
Unfunny: Nostalgia Critic, Smosh, =3, PewDiePie (I've made my opinions on Felix here very clear in the past), Fred, Shane Dawson (what's he up to now? slandering Chuck E. Cheese... real classy), Ryan Higa (I refuse to say his username), College Humour, Machinima, Annoying Orange, Brentalfloss (note that Brentalfloss has actually improved quite a bit since the 00's)
Nintendo is nowhere near as bad to fan projects as people say they are. with the exception of Pixelmon and Mario Bros. X, which both had concepts similar to games they were about to announce at the time, they've only taken down projects that are funded/monetised by ads or crowdfunding; and/or are remakes. not justifying this action in the case of the prior, but it's probably safe to make a fangame as long as it's not a remake or Patreon-funded.
so, the Little Einsteins sing in their theme song that they're "going on a trip in [their] favourite rocket ship", let's place an emphasis on "favourite", which implies they have multiple. their rocket ship is sentient and even has a grandmother (at least according to the Little Einsteins Wikia) - does that mean the Little Einsteins are neglectful towards their other rocket ships? it's Nora Wakeman all over again!
yes, I know I'm overthinking things. overthinking things is fun.
Honestly, Waluigi should've been the pro(?)tagonist of WarioWare. Wario already had his own games at the time and Waluigi would fit perfectly into WarioWare's wacky world. that being said, if that happened would Waluigi get in Smash before Wario? would we be petitioning for Wario in Ultimate? would "WAH" and "Waluigi Time!" memes be replaced with "have a rotten day!" and "so, ein mist!" memes? I mean, it'd get rid of the obnoxious "Ware vs. Land" argument so at least there's that.
fun fact: only 79% of the world has not watched Crazy Frog - Axel F on YouTube
after joking about Yo Noid on a thread about Capcom characters, I decided to make a stage based on it's first level: 87GCK7TJ
also, there's a ton of Noid Miis and each and every one of them is cursed in it's own unique way
putting your entire post in bold won't make me notice your post. if anything, it'll make it look like a big wall of text and make me want to ignore it.
I really hope Jill Valentine isn't in Smash. a horror game rep? sure! an RE rep? sure! a character with the same name as a character I want who's already at a 2% chance at best? no way.
I kinda get the feeling Sakurai isn't a Sonic fan.
Mood right now: checking the Fairly OddParents wiki to see if necromancy is against Da Rules (it is. rule 22.) -
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