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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

I think the Switch 2 has a real uphill battle with these prices. The console itself is priced reasonably, but that will probably just make piracy and second-hand (they may hide it after all the lawsuit settlements in the 80s, but I am sure Nintendo still seethes over second-hand) even stronger.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

"no k rool no buy" is a very funny sentiment

even if he was in, he would only be in the last like 15% of the game at a highball (including statues and framed portraits)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

is "age of imprisonment" about zelda debating the ethics of juvie

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Supper Mario Broth (@mariobrothblog.bsky.social)

The official 2003 site for Popsicle Minis ice cream used the Super Mario 64 intro sound, awkwardly cut off to make Mario say "It's-a m-" As this was not a Nintendo collaboration, this sound was likely used without permission.

bsky.app

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

can we all agree to unofficially call swoop "cbat"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Not to bring down the mood, but if they expected that bait-and-switch to be recieved well, they absolutely know what Smash buildup does to people. I will remember that.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

this game is going to ruin how a generation of children say the word "bonanza."

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

"Open world DK beat em up" sounds like a terrible idea on paper but it looks good in action

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

ANNALYNN KONG?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

the beast is dead and let's hope that's canon and not just an edgy trailer made to make teens insecure about mario seem cool

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

I AM SO RELIEVED THAT WASN'T SMASH. THANK GOD.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

ridge racer 2 from 1994 has to be a switch 2 exclusive

wtf

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

he is your inherent superior, you cannot exceed him, do not dare try.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

love the whimsical disney music for wwe

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

rip gungeon 2 devs

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

nintendo only adding gamecube game emulation at about the exact time period that low-end pcs became powerful enough to play gamecube is really funny

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

there's an elephant in the room here and her name is gale01

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

A soul for a soul... a steer for a steer.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

we live in a society where hyrule warriors has overtaken tingle in game quantity. sad reacts only.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

a 3ds remake already. delightful.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

i like the hitman footage being specifcially tailored to be E-rating-friendly

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

oh **** this

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

finally the paralympics get some respect

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Nintendo supports HDR?????

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

paid upgrade dlc? **** off.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

better put the microphone in mario kart as a cross-promotion

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

We won, mookbros. We won.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

I know this makes me sound like a hypocrite, but put him in and I'll get a Switch 2 day... week... month... season one.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

PLAYABLE CATAQUACK??? AND POKEY????

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

helmsman: "we're approaching land!
blind pirate wario: "land? land ware?"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Cranky Food Friends deserved better

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 2, 2025

Someone should make a game where bootleg Fred from Scooby Doo chases you in an empty warehouse and start a new genre called Ascot Horror.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2025

i think youtube might have figured out a way to trick adblock to block the skip button and not the ads.

that is literally evil

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2025

I can't tell if Schafrillas is using "lots of people wanted the Tim Hill ranking" as an April Fools joke or he really is that infamous, but I looked up his Rocko filmography and I'm already feeling very defensive going in. He gave us GI Jimbo, how could I deny his creative power?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2025

hold on wait a ****ing minute

if nintendo fully owns krunch because he's a kremling, why was geno ever an issue??? he's literally one of these:

all of this strife was completely avoidable on uhh... someone's part I guess.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2025

Let's come up with our own fake april fools prank.

My proposition: Rainboards, themed around Captain Rainbow.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2025

People complaining about Wario farting in Smash becomes quite a bit funnier when you realise that, looking at the history of Japanese Wario marketing, farting has a non-zero chance of being - at least in part - chosen to be a ratings-board-friendly alternative to crapping.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 1, 2025

Let me just say: when (or more optimistically, if) Smash 7 is announced, I am leaving, cold turkey, no ifs and buts. Am not touching any of that ****, don't need it in my life.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2025

Why the hell isn't this song in Smash yet?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2025

I don't know how the whole Cbat meme escaped me for so long. It's not a horrible song actually.

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